Name: Candy

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I seriously have given up on the human race

[And with that, we have given up on this application. Apathy is the easy way out.]

and are tired of being taken advantage of...

[And your sour grapes have soured you on the whole human race? YOU had no part in it at all?]

My New Year's resolution is to stop being surrounded by needy morons and just take care of my own...and quite frankly I don't give a shit.

[Can't stick to a resolution if you don't give a shit. With that attitude, history WILL repeat itself, no matter what the numbers say when the ball drops.]

One Liner:
Calling me a Cunt would be a nice way to put it

[Wrong site. This is Heartless Bitches International, not Clueless Cunts. Have some fucking self-respect.]

Country: United States

Name: Mayokitty

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I basically have no soul, or a life.

[Soulless and lifeless does not equal heartless. It generally indicates deadness.]

Everyone at school knows me as that bitch who never stops complaining, always with an angry look on her face.

[If a dead, whiny asshole flounces in the forest... LEAVE IT THERE.]

I throw fashion sense out the window, stomp on it, and burn it.

[Well, as long as you have one nice outfit for the funeral home, right?]

I can't stand anyone who claims to be led by emotions.

[Yet you're always angry.]

I'm sure I qualify as a sociopath, but I'm just showing off at this point.

[Oh, for fuck's sake, Mayokitty, Interrupted. Hope that works out for you.]

One Liner:
I'm a cerified asshole, I even have the diploma to prove it.

[Well, then I'm sure "Cerified Assholes" is happy to have you. Flounce in peace.]

Country: United States

Name: Esther

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't care what happened to other people as long as it's not someone I love.

[To wit: the blinders are on firmly, and they ain't comin' off.]

Also, I have been through more pain then anyone I know, so I guess a lot of shocks and pain had made me a bitch.

[Has it ever occurred to you that you wouldn't be nearly as shocked if you cared a bit more?]

One Liner:
I don't care what everyone else needs. I get what I want, and that's the end of it.

[With all the shocks and pain, it doesn't sound like you're getting much of anything.]

Country: China

Name: Angelica 

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im angelica & you may say im the sweetest bitch

[But we won't.]

because i give the kill slowly but much much more painfully..

[Like sleeping sickness. Zzzzzzz....]

dont care if the receiver is somebody or a nobody..

[Neither do we. It's not like we have nothing in common.]

i just say it how it is God knows how they would take it..

[The art of conversation: lost.]

but actually, i dont speak of anything thats bull, just about how lame & pathetic some people are (which is the truth) and that they should put an end to it.

[Physician, cauterize thyself.]

One Liner:
i just say it how it is, dont really care how u take it in!

[Go ahead and take this however you want to: HBI endorses the Swift Kick In The Ass™ as our preferred delivery/disposal method.]

Country: Philippines

Name: Kylie

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i dont give a fuck

[Then take your fuckin' fingers off the keys and come back when you do.]

One Liner:
i dont give a fuck too

[Didn't anyone ever tell you sequels are never as good as the original?]

Country: Serbia and Montenegro (Yugoslavia)

Name: Stunner

[Stunningly dense; that's about it.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[Who needs a reason when you've got gems like THIS:]

One Liner:
You bitchess are still in the dark, While i'm out here shining

[Apparently you have a flashlight; ain't nothin' bright about you.]

Country: Nigeria