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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications


For the week of Dec 14, 2009

tag-team edited by Jadesyren, TNQ, and Fabulana


Name: Sam

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
men infuriate me to such a degree its not measurable on a thermostat

[I do not think "infuriate," "thermostat," or maybe even "measurable" means what you think it means. Dictionaries are not just for spell-checking.]

One Liner:
im a heartless bitch... deal with it

[Just did.]

Name: Laura

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I value my future.

[*yawn*.  We value CONTENT.]

One Liner:
Health

[huh?  This has to be the most minimalist application I've seen yet.]

Gender: female

Age: 26-34

Country: United States

Name: Veronica

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch, because i am tired of being the nice girl.

[And she goes over the deep end by the end of this.  Oh, it is to laugh.]

I'm tired of being the bitch just because i have an opinion about stuff

[How generic and vague.  Everyone has an opinion about stuff.]

and because, for fuck sake, i won't take every guy that ever wanted to fuck me, just cause.. well he wanted.

[What a wealth of meaning in this pause.  Could it imply...an exchange?  She'd take a guy who wanted to fuck her just cause...he wanted to pay for it?  ...he wore a monkey suit?  ...it was Tuesday?]

I hate the fact that everyone expects girls to be all nice, wear pink, shut up, agree with everyone, laugh at all their shit, read girly magazines, fix their hair every five seconds.

[Now that's a statement I could sort of agree with, I mean, if I can get past the "everyone expects" part.  This is poorly phrased, but I get it.  There's a few stereotypes about being a girl.]

Im the shrew or the manipulative bitch as some people like to call me.

[Why manipulative?  I'm almost curious enough to read your response.]

One Liner:
fuck you, i'm batman.

[oooookay.  Would you LOOK at the time?  I'll just back out of here now.]


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