Name: Stella

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a truly heartless bitch in every sense of the word. Whether in public or at home I WILL get my way because you are dumb and I am smart.

[Then let me be the first to curb-stomp your sense of entitlement.]

I do not tolerate any bullshit. In first grade after being given trouble by my teacher I simply said "Isn't it great that you get to make $30,000 a year AND boss small children around?"

[Isn't it great that you know how to read and write well enough to submit complete fabrications over the Internet? Wonder how that happened?]

I didn't have any more trouble from her after that.

[That happens when you get sent to the principal's office.]

I broke up with my first boyfriend on my birthday as a present to myself.

[Sounds like something an immature little kid would brag about.]

In 7th grade I told a girl I really admired her mustache and the next day she returned and it had clearly been waxed.

[You can wax away a mustache easily. Your kind of ugly is bone-deep.]

I frequently encourage clearly pregnant women to have abortions stating that they'll probably fuck the kid up anyway with shitty parenting.

[Bet YOU'VE made your mama proud.]

I regularly yell at anyone and everyone who isn't doing what I feel they should. I have no tolerance for rudeness from strangers, stupidity,

[Irony, thy name is Stella.]

obesity, unattractiveness, uncleanliness, and a slew of other offenses.

[What about being an abjectly awful person? Where do you stand on that?]

I need somewhere to expel my hate for the majority of humanity and I feel that this forum would be an ideal place.

[Then you JUST DON'T GET IT.]

I want to converse with smart women such as myself who understand that what others call "pet peeves" in no way match up to the sheer distain we feel.

[Or disdain, even. I'm definitely feeling it.]

I see this as a refuge, somewhere where I can talk openly about my hatred of of small children, the elderly, ect. without being labeled a monster.

[If the shoe fits, etc.]

One Liner:
"Did you eat a fucking brain tumor for breakfast?" and yes I actually said this to someone who had a brain tumor once.

[I liked Heathers too. Fuck off, liar.]

Name: Tylese

[Thought I smelled something.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
...patience is for sissies.

[Don't worry. This'll be quick.]

When asked to get something I always ask, "Are your legs broken? Well then, you can get it yourself."

[Look at you, being all snotty and difficult! Seriously, people - we are TIRED of your pointless nastiness. Stop mistaking Heartless Bitchiness for a straight-up dick move.]

I've always have had the burning desire to run my truck up over the yuppie-soccer mom vans.

[But you'll never do it because like most snotballs, you talk a big game but never seem to have the followthrough; I'd like to believe that even YOU know how stupid you sound. Are yuppie soccer moms REALLY your most pressing problem?]

I enjoy sitting at the dog park making little comments on who's annoying yipper belongs to who.

[I'm glad SOMEONE'S getting to kick you a kick out of you.]

As I'm heading to a wedding I usually say that I'm attending a funeral.

[Keep it up and you're almost certainly going to be dead to your friends.]

I've concluded the 40something single guys I've meet online are usually still in their mom's basement playing PC games...come on! Grow a few!

[Meanwhile, you're telling people you're going to funerals and talking shit about other people's dogs, as if your life was somehow more contributory and mature than theirs. Just because you're in your own basement doesn't make you any less lame.]

One Liner:
Buck it up buddy...cause your mom don't live here and I'm not about to do it for you.

Name: Toree

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My mind is not confined to the cage of mass media.

[A CAGE? All you have to do is turn the fuckin' TV off. Did you lose your remote?]

I think for me and only me and WILL NOT apologize for my actions.

[Yawn. Who needs responsibility when you've got petulance?]

When you ponder insulting my intelligence I will make you reconsider, because I will verbally and mentally rape you like noone has before.

[The MIND-RAPER! *bad theremin imitation* Seriously, though, you're a cartoon. One-dimensional. Insubstantial. Painted on, and poorly animated.]

One Liner:
I don't portray myself as a ferocious ticking bomb.

[Yet it's still pretty obvious that you're unstable.]

I don't come off as anything out of the ordinary when you pass me on the street.

[Probably because those you pass have more important things to pay attention to than you.]

That is my weapon.Be unreadable.

[If you were going for unreadable, you've succeeded beyond your wildest daydreams.]

Name: ed

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I made a romantic psychodrama with a female protagonist

[Hoo boy. Is this really the kind of press you want?]

who, after rejecting 4 lousy dates, slashes a muggers face

[Generally not advisable, by the way. Better to have to cancel all your credit cards than getting your own face slashed, or worse.]

and comes to the rescue of a strong male protagonist.

[Wow! Really? A female protagonist saves the male protagonist? What an earthshattering idea! Just like WALL•E.]

The trailer to the film explicitly states that it's still important to be a:
Man
Woman
Hero

[It's not important to be a gender, nor is it important to perform extraordinary feats to be a hero. I think in your eagerness to subvert gender roles, you're simply restating them. For example...]

One Liner:
I know that a real woman and a real man are much more alike than they are different--that it's their common heroism that make real women and real men worthwile.

[That's a mighty pithy definition of worthwhile. Why is it SO important to be a hero?]

And that wimpiness, in either sex, is worthy of mocking.

[Eureka! In your world, you're either a hero or a wimp. No wonder you're into psychodrama.]

Real men

[Say it with me people: GROAAAAAAN.]

love Sigourney Weaver, Starbuck,

[Dirk Benedict did have FANTASTIC hair.]

Dagny Taggart

[Atlas ain't the only one shrugging right now.]

and--now--Valkyrie, from my movie.

[Because only a real man would know what a real woman is, right? Shoo.]

Name: Cassandra

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I was born into a family of heartless bitches.

[Cool. Tell THEM to apply.]

Little boys would come to me and say that Santa is giving me coal for christmas.

[Did someone get put on the naughty list?]

And id tell them this: "Me Being a Heartless Bitch should be a happy day for you.

[We don't have a Bitch-For-A-Day camp.]

When Im quiet is when you should be worried,

["Seething passive-aggression" is a bad look for all seasons.]

and if santa fucks me over for speaking my mind, i'ma put laxative in his cookies and syanide in his milk so he could drop smelling like shit.

[Aside from the fact that the cyanide would kill him before the laxatives kicked in, isn't this a bit of an overreaction for not getting everything on your list?]

dont mess with my gifts!! I will make sure none of us get nothing!"

[So then everyone gets something. Merry Christmas, everyone!]

One Liner:
It is not a state of mind..Its a way of life.

[In which state does your mind reside? Crazytucky? North Psychota? Stoopidchusetts?]

Country: United States

Name: the terminator

[uh, yeah. Riiiiight.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i hate faggots,

[Way to start by protesting too much.]

and the stupid,primitive bitches that support them..

[Not your type?]

i am a nihilist and i hate both genders,male and female to the utmost capacity..

[That doesn't make you a nihilist. That makes you a misguided misanthrope at best, but this smells an awful lot like sour, confused grapes.]

although it is these two categories of people that disgust me greatly

[They're not categories, they're GENDERS. You are at least ONE of them, like it or not.]

 i especially cannot stand any type of fag or girlie man bitch ass motherfuckers

[... so, you like 'em butch?]

One Liner:
fuck all you bitches!!!!you bitches aint shit but a bunch of fuckin backstabbers and opportunists!!! fuck you wench!!

[So you hate primitive bitches, girlie men, and and wenches. You gotta like a man who knows EXACTLY what he doesn't like....

Google "bear porn" if you're looking for something more your speed.]

Country: United States

Name: Eris

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't give a fuck!!! I will cuss any mothafucka (notice my ebonics--I don't give a fuck!)

[Where are these ebonics of which you speak?]

 out @ the drop of a dime for disrespecting me. I will pick up something and bust a bitch in the head stepping to me foul.

[Ah.  I get it.  You want to be tough, and nothing scares you more than black people, so you think you talk like them to make YOU sound tough.  Your kung-fu, and your logic, is weak.]

I keep my man in check by cussing his no good dirty ass out on a daily, and he loves it.

[Remember, we're not laughing WITH you....]

My patience is slim for incompetent mothafuckas and I don't like to be played with, if a bitch feel he/she could then they feel my wrath. My rap sheet is filled with violence,

[By rap sheet, you mean the paper you scribble your weak-ass lyrics on.]

although I've slowed down because I was outrageous, I will still fuck a punk ass bitch up stepping my way.

[Sadder and sadder, still.]

My motto today is, please leave me the fuck alone--

[*Snicker*  She said please. ]

I don't fuck with you, so don't fuck with me!!!

[Did you just take back all that Billy Bad Ass shit you spouted when you got in here?  You were all like, Hmmph, I fuck a bitch up she step to me incorrect.  Now, you're all please leave me alone.  I didn't do anything to you.  Get the fuck out of here.]

One Liner:
I have a fire in me since I was a toddler.

[Too bad it's not ON you.]

I will confront anybody anywhere, I will fight and win in one way or another. I can't stand fake ass bitches and lying ass men! I let them have it quick and good!

[No, you just beg to be left alone.]