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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of November 11, 2001
edited by JadeSyren





Name: Vixen™

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
cuz i like my men younger, i'm 39,

So that shouldn't pose much of a challenge then.

they are easier to train, and do as i say. i get to sit on my ass and spend thier money.

All $120 a week from McDonalds. Younger men are NOT known for their fatter wallets.

when i want sex, they give it to me.

Exactly how hard is it to get sex from a man? I'm not saying that all they want is sex; I'm saying that they have no problem with the concept of maintenance dating while they wait.

i may as well put then on a leash.

I'm sick of all this tiresome comparison of men to dogs. My Grandmother always said, "Lie down with dogs, wake up with disease." If this is how you think of them, don't blame them for what happens to you.

One Liner:
i dont take shit from no man. they listen, or they get kicked to the curb.

Where you found them in the first place. Stop dredging the gutter for dates.



Email : dumber and dumber@whro.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
men just use you or play you and I dont like them for a miniute

Yet you can't stop talking about them.

so I just dump or discourge them on the spot.most I just give the cold shoulder.

And the rest? This doesn't make you a Heartless Bitch, just a selective dater with stereotyping issues.

One Liner:
CAUTION.Heartless bitch on board if you even think about doing any thing that has to do with me you will DIE!!!

I never get why these warnings have to be so extreme.



Email : ariel sdfsdf ariel@pinkfloyd.com

UserID : go_to_hell

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
You are evil!

"Thank you!" -- Dr. Forrester.

There's so much hatred in the world, and you're only contributing to it.

You obviously make exceptions for your own actions.

One Liner:
Where are the girls?

Still in grade school.



Email : booboo kittyfuck?@cs.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I hate men because of their unwilingness to be rational humans.

Said the rational human.

I hat e them because of their constant need for satisfaction.

Unlike people who just languish in their own pity, enjoying their dissatisfaction?

I can't stand to hear men talk because of their blantant ignorance that is a mockery of the human race. I wish that all of the men were turned into pigs, so then we could see their true form.

But why? If you say that they are unreasonable, irrational, ignorant beings, then why do you need them to resemble pigs for you to see that?

One Liner:
Men are the worst form of torture that a woman can endure.

He dumped you, didn't he?



Email : zingara@rash.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have a whim of iron and am not afraid to use it.

Iron whim? Oh, the suspense is killing me.

One Liner:
Perfectly able of making a rock angry.

Intellectually speaking, you ARE a rock



Email : yes, sad@rice.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I love using elbows. Gets me through party crowds (oh look! a drunk! out my way! WHACK). Gets dumb roommates to shut up and shape up.

You think it's just fine to hit people?

I had a boyfriend who I stayed with all summer. He thought things were all lovey-dovey. Heh. I go off to college, dumped him like a full diaper, and picked myself up a new honey.

Why do you kids think it's commendable to treat other people like shit?

If I'm working the register, and you're the little wanna-be waitress, I keep the tips. Period.

Violence and theft, what character you project.

If you ask my opinion on your work, you're going to get it. And it's probably not pretty. It's probably more like, 'Well quite frankly, I think it's a piece of crap, and if I puked on it, it'd have more aesthetic value.'

You'd probably steal the idea if you DID like it.

One Liner:
(to the various little GAP moron girls I encounter daily): Shut up. No I won't help you. I have work to do. Now piss the hell off.

I thought you worked at a restaurant?



Email : Holy Cunt@usc.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I will tell you a little bit about myself. I am 24 with two children, one girl and one boy. I have been married for 5 years and you better believe my husband does housework and take care of the kids, I don't care if mommy didn't make him do anything, cause since I am the one carrying the c-sections he better get his ass working.

They are scars now, and it doesn't matter if you think they are badges of honor. You should both split the work, but that shouldn't be because you're the mother.

Using your position in the family to get what you want done suggests insecurity, and is dimwitted.

I am a witch as well and believe strongly in the Goddess and she provides me with strength and wisdom to see through shit and shovel it far and away.

What did she tell you about playing the mommy card?

My husband made a big mistake once by telling my daughter that boxing is for boys, so, I ever so delicately walked my 5'2 110 lb bitch ass over to his 5'8 220 lb ass and said "really" and socked him in the nose and kicked in the area where his littles nuts reside and told my daughter "see we can fight honey". No one fucks with my daughter. As for my son I am teaching him respect to all females and sensitivity.

You assaulted your husband and you think this is a lesson that you should teach your children? You'd be irate if your husband taught his son to box using you, wouldn't you?

Well, I am a heartless bitch because I am cold and in your face honest when you fuck with me, I don't give a shit if you cry. I especially don't pity little martyr bitches that stay with

Funny you mention martyrs, O she who bears the c-section scar.

fucked up men for their "kids" or even better that withdraw from girlfriends for controlling lack of a dick men, it's like, you have the breasts in the home use them. I am heartless when

For what, exactly, would you use breasts to help with abusive relationships? "I'm going to knock you out with this big ol' titty if you don't straighten up and fly right?"

it is required of me, I feel no remorse when I act upon injustice and ignorance yet I can be very understanding. I understand some people are stupid and then I banish them from my life back to the little shit hole they crawled out of. So this is me, a heartless bitch, always on call.

You act like motherhood grants you special status, physically abuse your husband in front of your children, give wretched advice to your friends who are in abusive relationships, and you claim that you act upon injustice and ignorance? You revel in them.

One Liner:
It's ok to adopt your husband's name after you get married, if you didn't have your own personality to begin with.

Like your NAME'S the problem.



Email : delirious@git.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i dumped my boyfriend over the internet

That's where you met him.

i don't like old people or bad behaved children

I agree with you on misbehaving children, but that's a parental issue. I'm angrier with them. I suggest you get used to the elderly because if you're lucky, you'll soon be joining them.

i tell my asian friends theyre "boat people"

Ever translate what they are saying to each other when they laugh in your presence?

One Liner:
bad bitch with an attiutde. my attitude aint a problem, people who fuck with me are

What did your asian "friends" do to deserve your insults? Immaturity is just so passť.



Email : nursey38123@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am a female nurse in an all male jail. i am an aries. i am me. anything else?

This is not an audition for OZ.

One Liner:
i used to go home at the end of a shitty day and kick the cat into an electric fan. now, i am selective, i reach for the nearest dickhead instead. funny, i never have to reach far.

Why go home? You have plenty of dickheads right there on the job.



Email : don't drink at her house@webtv.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am heartless because i slip laxatives into my husbands food after hes been out drinking..then he has the runs while playing golf

You mean he actually PLAYS GOLF when he says he's playing golf? You don't find "out drinking" and "playing golf" redundant?

or hanging out with friends..then says..."ive got to quit drinkin ..that beer is gvin me the shits"

How would you know what he says? You're back at home cooking up Ex-lax cocktails instead of getting a life.

ive also given laxative pills to him for pain medicene when he hs a hangover..it really cures the headache...hes too busy shitting to think about his head.

This is bullshit. You can vomit up lungs and still be aware that your head is killing you.

sometimes we havw to do what we gotta do.

You seem to think that what you have to do is poison your husband. Have you tried talking to him, you little coward?

One Liner:
i just dont GIVA FUCK

I'm hoping that he rubs toothpaste in your panties so you'll understand how low your behavior is.



Email : bubblegumgoth@not joking.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
hi... I am 17/f/idaho,

Chatroom victim.

and I am a heartless bitch... People can be oH HURTFULL, you know ? and I dont do H T M L am sorry.

What did you think this was?

so... oh yeah.    I like to bake, but people think I'm asll sweet but that s how i hurt them.

Oh, not another poisoner. What is WRONG with you people?

i think i really am heartless and it used to bother me but now I have grown to enjoy my work. at home, people think, (parents, neighbors), that i am a sweety who bakes all the time and maybe isnt that brite,

Maybe?

and at school they think i'm a harmless goth girl, you know, but even none of my coven friends noe tha truth... I'M SOO WICKED. one time I like HURT MY NEIGHBOR I CANT SAY HOW.

Why? Vow of silence? Never happened?

One Liner:
POG MO THON.

Ooh, a dimwit in TWO languages.



Email : sha ne-ne@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Hmm, well, I steal my older sister's boyfriends...there's only been one who got away, but I broke them up. If I can't have him, neither can she.

I can't believe how proud you are of your pathologic behavior. No Christmas presents for you.

I guess the day I became a heartless bitch was when I threw a pitchfork at her.

Unruly child fits better.

Too bad

...you weren't hospitalized.

it didn't leave more of a scar on her leg, or injure her foot bad enough so it would have to be amputated. Then I'd get to drive her car.

It's killing you that you're not your sister. Get over your jealousy.

I'm a big tease. I go to the bars and dance with guys. Get them all hot and bothered, claim I have to go to the ladies room, then turn around and find a new guy to dance with, leaving the other one to wonder where the hell I went. If I'm lucky he'll catch me dancing with another guy and I can make him jealous.

You've got the lowest self-esteem I've seen in a while.

I have a couple close friends, but I treat them like shit. Surprisingly, they put up with it. One of them still doesn't know I'm sleeping with her boyfriend. (deleted message to that friend!)

Ever read articles about how someone was beaten to death by her friends? Now you know why that shit happens.

One thing I always get a kick out of, is bringing home my dates. My dad hates the guys I go out with,

You steal your dad's boyfriends, too? Have you no shame?

and I do everything I can to upset him. He knows he can't do anything about it, otherwise I move out of the house and into one of their places. It would drive him crazy. Who knows, maybe one day I'll just pack up and leave. I couldn't really care less what happens to his sanity.

You're the reason he has to question it.

One Liner:
I take what I want, when I want, and will step on anyone it takes to get it...especially if it's my sister.

One serving of her bitter heart, table of one.



Email : mymomsawhore@you guessed it.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Heartless? Yup. Bitch? Yup. Why? Well, when my baby brother fell into the pool, I didn't move to rescue him, my mom came running out of the house to save him. She kicked me out of the house and now I live with my friends.

Tell your MOM to apply, she's the Heartless Bitch in the family.

She tries to call me, but I don't give a fuck what she has to say. She kicked me out and now she expects me to come back? I don't think so.

Maybe she wants you to pick up the rest of your junk that's cluttering up her house.

Nitwit, you watched as your brother drowns, and you want to blame your MOM for the consequences?

One Liner:
I hate my mother and I wish my brother had never been born. He's a useless waste of space.

Wrong sibling.



Email : all that mouth and no bite@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
God, I have to tell you WHY I'm a bitch?

God answers: "Yes."

If I asn' abitch why the FUK whould I be illing out this damn applicaion?

Because you are an idiot.

I don't have a heart, I am mearly a BITCH. If my GODDAMN word isn't good enough for you, I sugges you FUCK OFF.

Now you understand why there's an entrance exam.

One Liner:
Yo're wasting my life. Shut it. This is were you realize I don't care. I'm sorry, I think you were mistaking me for somene who likes you.

You kids don't even like yourselves.



Email : mental ward@ntlworld.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not really but I want to learn how to become one! Can you help!

No.

One Liner:
I am in training!!

Come back when you're done.







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