Dec 28, 2009
Dec 21, 2009
Dec 14, 2009
Dec 07, 2009
Nov 30, 2009
July 27 2009
April 27 2009
May 26 2008
May 19, 2008
Sep 4, 2005
Aug 2, 2005
Nov 2, 2004
Oct 23, 2004
Oct 15, 2004
Oct 3, 2004
Sep 22, 2004
Aug 24, 2004
Jul 31, 2004
Jul 4, 2004
Jun 20, 2004
Jun 13, 2004
Jun 6, 2004
May 23, 2004
May 2, 2004
Apr 25, 2004
Apr 11, 2004
Apr 4, 2004
Mar 28, 2004
Mar 21, 2004
Mar 14, 2004
Mar 7, 2004
Feb 29, 2004
Feb 15, 2004
Feb 8, 2004
Jan 31, 2004
Jan 18, 2004
Jan 4, 2004
Dec 28, 2003
Dec 14, 2003
Dec 7, 2003
Nov 30, 2003
Nov 23, 2003
Nov 16, 2003
Nov 9, 2003
Nov 2, 2003
Oct 26, 2003
Oct 19, 2003
Oct 12, 2003
Oct 5, 2003
Sept 28, 2003
Sept 21, 2003
Sept 14, 2003
Sept 7, 2003
August 31, 2003
August 24, 2003
August 17, 2003
August 10, 2003
August 3, 2003
July 27, 2003
July 20, 2003
July 13, 2003
July 06, 2003
June 29, 2003
June 22, 2003
June 15, 2003
June 8, 2003
June 1, 2003
May 25, 2003
May 18, 2003
May 11, 2003
May 4, 2003
Apr 27, 2003
Apr 20, 2003
Apr 1, 2003
Mar 16, 2003
Mar 09, 2003
Mar 02, 2003
Feb 23, 2003
Feb 16, 2003
Feb 9, 2003
Feb 2, 2003
Jan 26, 2003
Jan 19, 2003
Jan 12, 2003
Jan 5, 2003
Dec 29, 2002
Dec 22, 2002
Dec 15, 2002
Dec 8, 2002
Dec 1, 2002
Nov 24, 2002
Nov 17, 2002
Nov 10, 2002
Nov 3, 2002
Oct 27, 2002
Oct 20, 2002
Oct 13, 2002
Oct 6, 2002
Sep 29, 2002
Sep 22, 2002
Sep 15, 2002
Sep 8, 2002
Sep 1, 2002
Aug 25, 2002
Aug 18, 2002
Aug 11, 2002
Aug 4, 2002
Jul 28, 2002
Jul 21, 2002
Jul 14, 2002
Jul 7, 2002
Jun 30, 2002
Jun 23, 2002
Jun 16, 2002
Jun 9, 2002
Jun 2, 2002
May 26, 2002
May 19, 2002
May 12, 2002
May 5, 2002
Apr 28, 2002
Apr 21, 2002
Apr 14, 2002
Apr 7, 2002
Mar 31, 2002
Mar 24, 2002
Mar 17, 2002
Mar 10, 2002
Mar 3, 2002
Feb 24, 2002
Feb 17, 2002
Feb 10, 2002
Feb 3, 2002
Jan 27, 2002
Jan 20, 2002
Jan 13, 2002
Jan 6, 2002
1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of November 4, 2001
edited by JadeSyren





Email : decoder ring@vtown.com.au

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
you really want to know????

Okay, now I DON'T want to know. I'm sure it will be a waste of time.

why is that?

Because you're definitely a moron.

are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

nah i cant tell...

Natch.

its a trade secret

Someone must have leaked it because morons are everywhere.

One Liner:
meh...

That's about the size of it.



Email : bigot@indiana.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
- I have more sympathy for animals than humans, no matter what, because humans can take care of themselves, but animals can't.

So you're antisocial.

- I don't have any problem firing people who are crappy at their jobs, no matter what desperate situation they are in. If they were in such a bad position, they would work harder.

I wonder if you'll sing a new song now.

- Old people should have their drivers licenses taken away. I shouldn't have to worry about getting killed just because someone was afraid to take away blind old grandpas freedom. I say fuckem. If they have to drive, buy them a geo metro. That way in a wreck they will only hurt themselves.

How fun and novel it is to pick at the Senior Citizens. Ho ho. Personally, I'd like to raise the driving age to 21 and ban cell-phones and other distractions like fixing hair and makeup, disciplining children and animals, reading, and changing radio stations. You know that one day YOU'LL be blind old grannie, don't you?

- Anyone who thinks that just because I'm a woman I have to be subservient can go fuck themselves. I'm as much of a strong willed ass as any man.

Oh yes, you are as much of an ass as the next guy.

- I'm a big girl. That doesn't mean that I'm fat dumb and happy. That means that I'm bigger than you are and a mean bitch. I have serious anger issues and I'm not afraid to take them out on you.

Oh yes, the stereotype about fat girls is that they are DUMB. Go to anger management class.

- Children annoy me. I don't want any, ever, and there isn't any reason I should have to be subjected to your little mistakes. No I don't want to hold him, and no, he isn't cute. When he's old enough to speak intelligently, then I'll talk to him.

When you can speak intelligently, I'll talk to YOU.

- I value my independance over many things. I have to marry a man who isn't

If you HAVE to marry a man, how independent are ya?

afraid to let a woman be the breadwinner, because I will never let myself be in a position where someone else is taking care of me. I will take care of myself. Don't like it? Then I'm not interested.

Nor am I.

One Liner:
I'm a bitch and I know it, and I love it! It's what makes me me, and what makes life interesting.

Watching paint peel is exciting compared to your application.



Email : LadyTower@guesswho.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont give a sh*t  what anyone one thinks i know who i am and if they are insecure with  themself then that is their problem and  you dont want to mess with my friends because i will make ya pay for it

Your guide to punishment is just three words: Open Mike Poetry.

is a way you wont see it comming . I am the  queen when it comes to bitching  about  things that are not right whether is is somewhere  i eat at or  buy

So you're a complainer. Whoop-de-doo.

something if it isnt righ  t i will make damn sure you  fix it and make it  right by me  but   hey  only live once  so i plan on going out   with a BANG.

You'll more than likely be shot fighting over some guy.

One Liner:
I am a witch I am a wench I am The Bitch  so i gave you fair warning

People as dense as you come with their own warning.



Email : just a jerk@email.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm bitter, especially when it comes to heartless males, and I like to make fun of retards, no matter how retarded they are.

There's a real challenge. Not surprisingly, they are better people than you, so it's understandable the jealousy you feel.

Midget tossing

She must live in Munchkin land.

and testicle punching are my two favorite hobbies, and I once faked a pregnancy to get back at a horny boy. I don't HATE males, I just hate the power that everyone thinks they have over females.

...the power that they have over you. All you've said so far and all your hobbies revolve around males.

Finally, a site made for me, by people just like me!

Oh no. We are NOTHING like you. You suck.

One Liner:
Kill Man-Whores

And return that copy of Deuce Bigalow. It's overdue.



Email : tiger chow@cs.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
There are some seriously stupid people over-populating the earth nowadays and all the sabre-toothed tigers that used to weed out the useless chaff are extinct.

All that stupid has got to be bad for your health. You can't live on an all-stupid diet.

What a shame! I guess we'll have to settle for HIV, hepatitis C and warmongering politicians...

And only the stupid and useless get HIV, hepatitis C, or die from war. What a wretched sentiment. You'd better be glad that killing the stupid ISN'T legal.

One Liner:
I am not a "breeder"...

And that's a GOOD thing. Wouldn't want your kind repopulating.

I don't give a fuck about your honor student!

So why mention it?



Email : instigator@osu.edu

UserID : matt

Great, his name AND occupation.

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
well, i like to start trouble,

The question is how you do it without help.

i like to talk behind peoples backs who deserve it,

Why don't you try saying something TO them, where it could do some good, you little coward?

i called my mom a bitch, i just bitch at people because im a bitch, i think thats bout how u sum it up for a bitch

What you are is a pest. Grow up before you get swatted.

One Liner:
i bitch becasue im a bitch

What you are is lacking discipline.



Email : idiot@mentally.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
well lets see I dont think before i say something

That just makes you ignorant.

Ive gotto the point i really dont give a damn what others think

That's because you can't understand it.

im just sick of hearing everyone whine and cry about what problems they have in their lives when they have brought them on themselves.

Indeed. Commence with shutting the hell up now.

One Liner:
do like me how bout this i dont give a fuck

I'm not even sure I understand where you're going with this. Do you want us to behave like you and not give a fuck, or are you asking if we do like you?

Either way, I'd sooner gargle glass.



Email : flight of foolishness@lycos.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i have overwhelming urges to throw stuff at my friend's girlfriend every time she speaks,

Why not puncture her with a few well-chosen words? Or leave? There's a novel idea for you.

i swear in public,

How daring.

call the people in my dorms sluts to their faces, within the first 2 minutes of meeting a person, i can pick out their weaknesses, and if i choose to, i can break them quickly(i do this to my own mother quite frequently)

If there is one thing I loathe more than a liar, it's an ingrate.

, i have no problems with stepping all over people to get my way.

I hope you don't cry when there's tire marks along your back.

i once sabatoged a co-worker because she was up for a promotion over me by exposing the fact that she had an affair with my bosses husband, cosmo makes me laugh, i use men for sex and gifts and drop them before they realise it, i hate children... i never want to be plagued with them.

*Yawn*

i rather watch the man show over some crappy chick show.

Goes to show that all your taste is in your mouth.

One Liner:
you think i really give a flying fuck if you call me a bitch?

With your charming personality, you should be grateful for even that much conversation.

you think you're insulting me honey? please. try this.. it's called self esteem. get some.

There is a difference between self-esteem and narcissism. Yours is particularly unwarranted.



Email: atone@starbulletin.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Heartless Bitch is a false label.

On your lapel.

Just because I refuse to sympathize with stupid women and hate idot loser men doesn't mean I'm heartless or a bitch It just means I'm smarter than 99% of the population.

Well, not if you typo "idiot."

One Liner:
I sleep with who I want to without feeling bad about it.

Why do you think it's noteworthy that you don't feel bad about having sex?

And don't get pissed off just because you're not on the list loser!

That act's just for your benefit.



Email : just another number@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm just a cow to men.

So moooove on into the fuckwit bin.

What the fuck do you think i am,

Didn't you say that you were a cow.

if it's good enough for Cher it's good enough for me.

Come on now, you're not in Cher's league.

now get me the fuck in bitch.

Get you the fuck in what? You're already in Weak of the Weak, what more do you want? Let me get my cattle prod.

One Liner:
I just hate fuckin' men, inboth senses of the word.

Okay, so don't fuck men, and if you don't like them, they're well off without you.



Email : dum-dum@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
*I am actually shocked when I meet someone who I think is smart.

I can tell from your own standard that you don't seem to recognize smarts, so I'd be shocked too.

*I don't feel sorry for women who shoot out 3 children in two years and then constantly complain that they don't have any time for themselves.

How particular. I don't feel sorry for people who complain about them.

*I don't let other women get away with saying things like, "I don't wear make-up because I don't like to look trashy." So, because I wear make-up _I_ look trashy? Please.

Well, first of all they probably AREN'T talking about YOU, egomaniac, but you were the one who "answered to your name." Try not applying your make up with a trowel.

*I think the phrase "single-mom" is ridiculous.

I think you're ridiculous. I was going to take you to task on this, but I have no idea what you mean. For all I know, you could be all bent out of shape because there is always at least two people involved when you have a single mom.

*I hate my physically handicapped and mentally unstable neighbor. (Not necessarily because of those two afflictions.)

Then why list 'em?

*I hate women who are in their 30's and are obsessed with having a baby.

I hate women who can only talk about men or what they hate.

*I don't believe any person in the U.S. is truly "starving." How many homeless/poor people in the U.S. have distended stomachs? They might be hungry, but they are not starving.

When people die from hunger, it's safe to say that they were starving, moron.

*I hate any man who mimics an angry cat and bears his imaginary claws when I express a particular dislike for a particular person. Would he do that to another man? I think not.

Try not being catty. How often do you find men talking about other people like that?

*Women who are "anti-man" without a good reason. Men are fine for what they are--maybe YOU are the problem.

Agreed. Pin that one to your mirror.

*I think most of my students are the most ignorant dolts I've ever come across. I sometimes give them extra credit points simply if they aren't mouth-breathers.

*Ahem*. Maybe YOU are the problem. One student might be ignorant, a classroom full indicates a sorry teacher.

One Liner:
You are an embarrassment to yourself and a burden to your friends and family.

I hope you don't use this in class.



Email : cutesy-wutesy@prodigy.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i hate everyone that comes into contact with my territorial bubble

I didn't know they still made those.

One Liner:
i dont have to answer these fucking questions

So don't. Go 'way now. Shoo.



Email : stupid-esto@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because i think it is hereditary, and my mom was a heartless bitch also.

Well, that would be the definition, dodo.

I take pride in nothing more than my ability to be brassy and blunt.

Yay! You take risks and speak without thinking.

i find it easy to intimidate the mindless bimbo's and whores that think i would even be attracted to, let alone sleep with their skanky men. I have my own trained man and he knows whats up.

His blood pressure?

My friends are few but they are just as bitchy as myself.

Slumber parties must have been hell on your mom.

I somethimes think i may have a touch of turetts syndrome

You mean you spin around in circles without direction and shoot your mouth off.

when i encounter members of "stupid-bitches international".

No, that's just your stupidity bubbling over your brassy and blunt modifications.

One Liner:
well i dont remember when i heard this,

IT'S ON EVERY FUCKING KEYCHAIN RACK!

but i could sum it up no other way.. i'm not a bitch, i'm tha bitch: and thats Miss bitch to you.

Go play in traffic.



Email : Bitch or assertive? She doesn't know@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Well its not simple and neither am i therefore i am stamped a bitch. Which is ok with me cause it simply means i am Independent, Smart, assertive, And a More than ok with being a women. I dont playhouse wife at no point in a relationship,nor submissive little women.

So how many are you today?

I work harder than many men, And Always keep my head up. Double standerds dont apply to me, I do as i please. Dont bother telling me im wrong, I didnt ask for your opinion. And just because your a man dont expect im going to wash your dish's, do your laundrey , Or put the dress on to meet your mom, Because at the end of the night you will be the one wearing the dress.

Lola. L-o-l-a. Lo-lo-lo-lo-looooo-la.

One Liner:
Alis Volat Propriis (I fly with me own wings)
I want to break your heart, Then break your legs.

You want to break his heart? Make sure that he can't run away from you.



Email : shooFly68@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I can't stand guys who actually care about me and love me.

You'd better be on guard for squirrels because they love nuts.

I'd much rather be with someone who treats me like dirt, and does drugs even if means our sex length can be timed on a stopwatch.

How sad. At least you'll meet all your goals.

One Liner:
I'm only attracted to jerks!

Narcissism at its finest.



Email : Mall Scarer@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont give a shit about peoples petty ass issues that they seem to always want to tell me about!

You don't know how to leave a stupid conversation? Let me show you.

One Liner:
Malls and Men FEAR ME!

How in fuck do you scare a mall?



Email : instructor@onlyinternet.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I've been there,seen it, done it and will still send him back home to momma.

Stop picking your dates from the schoolyard.

One Liner:
They say young men are:young,dumb and full of cum. But always remember they train faster.

I need someone with his sexual PhD.





Copyright© Heartless Bitches International (heartless-bitches.com) 1999

Send this page to someone who needs to read it.
go to top

Pause your cursor over each link below for a more detailed description

Home
Search HBI
HBI FAQ
   Rants
   Collected Quotes
   The Manipulator Files
   Nice Guys? BLEAH
   Links
    I'M NOT BITTER...
   Auntie Dote
   Honorary HBs
   Adult Books
   Kids Books
   Privacy Policy
   Awards
   HBI Sitings

---

Want to link to HBI?



  Want to know when we update? Subscribe to our "What's New" RSS Feed

(What is an RSS Feed?)


Get SharpReader - our favorite RSS aggregator - it's free!

If you don't have a Newsreader, you can subscribe to updates via email:

Enter your Email


Powered by FeedBlitz

Add this Content to Your Site