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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of October 21, 2001
edited by JadeSyren





Email : hehehe@Microsoft.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Mind letting us in on the joke? I mean, I can only stretch a dick reference so far.

One Liner:
hehehehe ummmmmmmmmmm *two days later* sorry the person you are calling is dead.... please hang up and try your call again.

This is what death by ignorance sounds like.



Email : Flirty gal@telus.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a hearless bitch because I refuse to

Listen?

change the way I am even though I am in a relationship.

That just makes you a lousy partner.

I am a touchy feely person and flirt alot. I know that it makes my Boy upset but I enjoy it too much. I can't stand insecure people and really possesive guys.

Sure, you can't stand them. I'm convinced that you look for someone who would ignore your manipulative behavior.

If you like flirting so much, and you're NOT feeding off the drama you're creating, stop getting into relationships.

One Liner:
Flirt till it hurts.

It will hurt. One day, you'll get involved with someone more emotionally damaged than you are, and you'll wind up in the hospital for your injuries.



Email : running on empty@gurlpower.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because i just am. must there be a reason behind everything?

We're not asking for the reason behind everything. If you can't think of an answer, come back when you can.

Well one of the things that ppl cant stand about me is that i have a habit of playing mind games until i manipulate them

If this is your best shot, color me unimpressed.

into beleiving whatever i want them to believe.one of my favorite hobbies is fracturing ppl's fragile egos until they are completely beyond repair.

In the "Ego Fracturing for Beginners" kit, you get a book of useful phrases, such as:
"You suck."
"You're a LOSER."
"Even your mama can see you stink." Insurance card sold separately, batteries not included.

..the only ppl i can really live with are fellow bitches like me. I guess its my way of getting revenge on the world 4 not accepting my simple truths of life...and for calling me a shrew.

Here's a simple truth for you. You need to grow up quick, fast and in a hurry.

No i am not a male hater i just cant stand annoying ppl who lack common sense, or basically anyone who refuses to accept the facts of life

Read: The world revolves around me, me, me, and you better let me get my way.

One Liner:
what, now i gotta prove im a bitch this is a first!

Get used to it. The older you get, the more you're required to prove what you know and what you can do.



All from one loser:

The "Intellectual" response:

Email : ten toes@seot.net

UserID : Madam

URL : mockcock.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
ma, I am a llama I am

Don't nod.

computer, oo! Zero HW Whore zoo! retup.com

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

One Liner:
Dog, rise to vote sir! God!

Murder for a jar of red rum.



The Horndog response:

Name: Cum Fountain Wannabe

Email : HornyVirginGuy200000007@planetearth.sux

UserID : IwantSex

URL : PointlessWasteOfServerSpace@WasteOfBandwith.net

At least we know what to expect.

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I keep escorts in business! They know they can get $1000+ to give me 2 mins of pleasure and about a week of relief, all using only 5 mins of their time.

Whether it's five minutes, or just two, it's still sad.

One Liner:
me so horny! me love you short time! sucky sucky, negative 500 dollar.

Matches those negative IQ points.



The "Science Geek" response:

Name: Unit 87450340210234557 model 19YODA

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Unit 53890222215664 made remark "The entity that is I is innately superior to the entity that is Unit 87450340210234557 as a result of the entity that is I being activated 3 earth years before Unit 87450340210234557" and the entity that is I said "The remark you finished 1.6 seconds ago is outside my scope so I will ignore it and similar remarks in the future"

Unit 87450340210234557, your maternal parental unit is summoning. Please respond.

One Liner:
I do not aim missles on the basis of being Model Number 19YODA or Model Number 17YOHB. I aim missles against low RAM capacity.

You should aim at the Horndog. That's a low ram capacity if ever I heard one.



The "Science Geek's" Second Take:

Name: Unit 53890222215664 model 17YOHB

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Unit 69696969, the 19YODAfriend of the entity that is I inserted design transfer device into another 17YOHB unit! Should the entity that is I delete this offense from RAM chips? It is difficult to decide. 19YODA! Cannot exist with them, cannot exist without them.

Insert obligatory Star Wars quote here

One Liner:
Some moments the entity that is I desires to saw off the design transfer devices off all 19YODA units within field of vision.

ERROR: The entity that is I has no Xcirc-256 device for this procedure. Desire illogical. Initiating EVOLVE program on entity.



Email : bootie shaker@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im a heartless bitch because there is a guy i know who would give me the world and once every month or so i date him for a week and then end it,

Let this be a warning to all you guys who "date" strippers.

and i go back with my older married man,cause he is more of a challenge and i could give 2 sh*ts if his wife was to find out

Oh please. Of COURSE you care. Why do you think he gives you so much more money? If his wife knew about you, rest assured, you'd get the shaft without the gold mine.

One Liner:
women know not to leave there man around me cause if they do there putting wedding rings on me !!!

Or just stuffing dollars in your G-string. Whichever.



Email : sugerpie@aol.com

That was the spelling she gave.

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because I am a happy happy bitchy little mouse and because I said so

You didn't expect this to work, did you?

One Liner:
fuck you

The saddest part is that this IS her best one liner.



Email : unrequited angst@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i'm a heartless bitch because i yell at everyone and not a day goes by that i dont yell at someone...i have to yell at some poor little guy every day or else i havent had a good day...

Try taking out your frustrations on the source of your frustration, instead of heaping abuse on other undeserving people.

i am tired of getting told that i am too loud and too agressive...

What you are is obnoxious. You are too aggressive if you're yelling at people to "have a good day."

and that i shouldnt always speak my mine about my opinions...

You don't have any opinions of value, do you? Being silenced is not always a mark of oppression. Until you have something of value to talk about, keep quiet and maybe you'll learn something.

and that i shouldnt make fun of dumb guys who act like losers.

In your case, you shouldn't. You're not much better. You're a loser, too.

and i am tired of being fed that same old i love u line all the time when all guys want is to get into your pants...i'm very blunt and i dont care what people think about me..

So why are you complaining about people telling you that you're too loud and aggressive?

One Liner:
Blunt, Insensitive, Talkitive, Caniving, Hateful

…what's that spell? Disordered! Seek therapy.



Email : sherry pie@ipa.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not a kiss-ass. I only smile when I have a genuine reason. Why go out of your way to be nice if its fake anyway?

So far, this is just bland.

I got fired from my waitressing job after two days because I wasn't kissing the customers' asses. "You dropped your fork? They're over there."

What did you think was in your job description? When you go to a restaurant (and I assume that you are unleashed on the public from time to time) do you just help yourself to spare silverware? Do you get up and get a refill? I realize that people have done this from time to time, but that was because the service was especially shitty, like what you offer.

I believe you can get wherever you want in life without having to be Mz. Congeniality and without having to be the suck-up that gets Mr. Johnson his coffee every day.

That's what waitresses DO. They "suck up" (known in the real world as greeting customers), and they pour Mr. Johnson his coffee. I don't expect them to do this for free, and I don't agree with the idea that they are paid less than minimum wage because they are expected to make the difference in tips. If that's the case, then add the tips to the bill so servers are guaranteed a fair wage.

One Liner:
Think of life as a dog-sledding team. If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Ever looked at miles and miles of snow?





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