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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of October 14, 2001
edited by JadeSyren





Email : anaphylactic shock@msn.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im a heartless bitch b-cuz whenever i want i order my boyfriend around and we dont have sex unless i say so.

As opposed to the norm, you mean? You think the rest of us are allowing ourselves to be raped, and calling that man our boyfriend?

whenever an ugly guy asks me out i just laugh,

At least his "ugliness" is on the outside.

oh and i hate cheerleaders!

Gimme an "S!" Gimme an "O!"

One Liner:
"Boys r toys, i play them"

Uh-huh.

"Oh hunny, ur dick is up, are you expecting anyone to use it, cuz im busy tonight!"

I hope you're studying.



Email : New ISP?@Prodigey.Net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't need to scream every minuet

Minuets wouldn't sound good in that tone anyway.

i'm a bitch. People look at me. They scence the thirst for blood in my eyes.

What strange anatomy you have.

I know who I am ,and if some prick doesn't like it he can go back to picking his fat ass becouse I don't care I don't make it a point to hate EVERYONe , but I DON'T go out of my way to be anyone's friend. I think there's a bitch goddess waiting to burst out of every woman.

Maybe, but it doesn't begin with the awareness of being antisocial.

Every quiet book worm , or working single mom .

The only options in her small, little world.

Society bleeds us our individuality from a very young age , but some , few , but some cling on to there inner crimson child.

You mean indigo child, don't ya? What's a crimson child? Not like indigo child isn't code for "spoiled brat."

I am one of the few.

I feel grateful, somehow.

One Liner:
Hissssss.............If you don't wanna be scratched get the hell out of my way.

Oh, you're doing a cat. I thought it was a snake. Pussies don't frighten me. Try roaring next time.



Email : ox and a moron@blackplanet.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am just tired of al the men that I run in to that think that because I let him come over-that means I am going to let him have sex with me. I am tired of men asking me stupid questions-ya know, the ones with the most OBVIOUS ANSWERS!!!

What's wrong with direct questions? You can't give direct answers?
"You gonna pay for this?"
"So if I spring for lobster, we're going to fuck, right?"
"You're not on your period?"
"What's that scab?"

Try a little directness. You'll find your relationships improving.

I can't stand girl's that think that it's cute to tra-la-la around and act like they are 5 to get attention from people around them.

I think that's amusing. All the stupid people mark themselves as such to prevent me confusing them with people I'd like to talk to, and it has the nifty bonus of eliminating any guys that might later ask me out. If they're drawn like moths to stupidity, it just saves me time later on.

I work in a medical office and I get so irritated by the people that think that the world has to stop for them because they have to come in "right away"

People who are sick tend to be impatient, and your level of competence isn't helpful.

..even when the doctor isn't there.

You don't have a nurse practitioner on staff? I haven't seen my DOCTOR in years.

I hate all people that complain about not having enough...which is usualy a result of their laziness or stupidity.

*Whistles.*

I hate people that tailgate...so I just slam on my brakes when they get too close. Sure, I may kill someone....but at least they know I aint playin!

That's advanced job security. The car is not a toy. Either speed the fuck up, or get out of their way.

I hate men that think because they enjoyed sex with me that I automatically enjoyed sex with them. Did I say I did????

Did you say that you didn't? I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for women who have unsuccessful sex because they didn't open up their mouths to ask for what they needed. You work in a medical office. You know the terms. Use them.

I can't stand people who don't have a clue.

*Whistles.*

I hate people that blame others for their drama.

*Whistles.*

I can't stand and have urges to strangle people that think that every thing they do is right and when you prove them wrong...they get mad.

Sometimes I wish I could be there to see the reaction of the applicant when they find out that they made it here.

I just laugh. DUMB ASSES! I hate girls that have been cheated on....cry about it and then stay with the guy anyway and get mad at the other girl then cheat on their boyfriend and wonder why he got mad when he found out!

Next on Jerry Springer: Girls who have been cheated on...cried about it, stayed with the guy, then get angry at the other girl only to cheat themselves and wonder why he's angry.

i don't like it when people sit at the bottom of my stairs and then when I come down they just scoot over.

The world is just in your way. At least they moved.

HELLLLLLOOOOOO! I want to kick those people in the back of their heads! Grrrrrrr. I swear I could go on and on but I don't think I would be able to stop.

Are you sure that you're in the right profession?

One Liner:
Today was a total waste of make-up!

If THAT'S all it cost you, get ready for a lot of those days.



Email : notalent@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Although I love my daughter very much, I have to constantly encourage her to be independant. When she askes if she can sleep in my room and she is neither ill or particularly afraid I charge her $1. Of course I put the money in her saving account. At this rate she will be able to afford her own condo right around the time she hits puberty.

And it takes a real bitch to shake down a kid.

One Liner:
Bitch and/or Witch, they both fit. Worked hard and I take no prisoners.

It's a lot like taking candy from babies.



Email : Zombie@FemaleAnimals.dog

UserID : DrinkUrine

URL : Only if your a shemale

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Well, I'm a dead female dog because my master had my heart removed.

Also I spell like rotting flesh and have this strange urge to eat cereal.

Also I'm not really from "you are gay" Uruguay hehehe

One Liner:
Are you getting tired of my lameness yet? I only mess with you because your so cool.

Well, alrighty then. You should probably know that Uruguay doesn't really rhyme with "you are gay." You just think so because you're ignorant and speak English.



Email : vaguely familiar@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
FUCK ME?? NO !!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK !!!!!

So why am I thinking of Al Pacino right now?

One Liner:
Eat Ur OWN Drawers Bitch !!!!

As opposed to eating yours? You get this problem?

Go Ahead And Leave Me Cause I Sure As Hell Don't Want Ya To Love Me !

Your wish is my command. *blink and head nod*



Email : asleep at the wheel@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im sick sick sick of women and men making there lives complicated, and full of troubles, problems, etc,,,,,,ive been through enuf shit to make them die from

You'd think English this bad has to be a second or third language, but no.

being overwhelmed..Just been through alot...and am making it now totally on my own without the help of anyone.

That's my definition of alone.

..Ive come to the concusion

Concussion? Indeed.

I cant depend on anyone but myself...and that now will never change.

You wouldn't want that any other way.

One Liner:
WHY am I a heartless Bitch???? Because IM SMART....thats why.......

Stop! You're killing me. "You're SMART." Hooo, buddy.



Email : out there@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
If you can take it, i can dish it out i'm all ways right because i'am 100% WOMAN!!!I love men!!!

…"You'll fuck anything that moves!"

with out men i would have no one to fix my dinner :) and if you dont want to get your feeling hurt DONT ask me what i think!!!!!!!!

I'm not worried about my feelings, but I'm sure that my logic circuits would short out.

One Liner:
you dont like me? so who cares?

You're the one that mentioned it.



Email : imposter@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
CAUSE MY NAME IS impostor AND IM FUCKING PISSED OFF AT THE WORLD BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY AND I ALLWAYS KICK PEOPLES ASSES BECAUSE THEY'RE TALLER THAN ME.

I'd never believe in a million years I'd use this one. *Sigh.* "Short people got no reason to live."

One Liner:
..i don't feel like chicken tonight...

So have a cock and a smile.



Email : justify HER love@eu.joneslanglasalle.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
...if i feel like cheating I will!

It's her body and she'll "ho" if she wants to….

One Liner:
If i don't like you, i'll shag your man just because i can!!

Aren't there easier ways to express your dislike?



Email : li'l think@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
well to put it in type.. my org ints are B.C.H. for one.. if you cant fill in the spaces then you havent much a a god

She even stutters when she types.

given brain have you??

Bach? Batch? Beach? Fill in THIS blank: YOU LSER.

2. I look down on the stupidy

I'm looking at the stupidy too, dead at it. I thought misspelling intelligence was bad.

of all morons of the world and in truth wish I could just bitch slap the hell outta em all in vain hope of slappin sense into their meager little minds..

Dropping you on your head as a child worked?

3. I like being a bitch!

Catch the trolley out of the land of make-believe.

One Liner:
My Ints are B.C.H ... see if you can fill in the missing letters..

I got it. Blech!



Email : Wifey@alltel.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
cuz I ahte my mother inlaw...i mean really really hate her

When you grow up, you'll get over it. She's HIS mother, not YOUR competition.

One Liner:
Just cuz you have one....dont mean you gotta be one..

Amen. We ARE talking about assholes here, right?



Email : Super Glue Girl@AOL.COM

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I SUPERGLUED A MONKEYWRENCH TO MY EXES NADS

That must have hurt when he stood up.

WHEN HE TRIED TO FUCK MY LIL SIS (DANCER)

If he's trying to fuck her, how do you get into the picture?

THEN BLAMED ME FOR RUINING HIS NIGHT WHEN SHE TOLD HIM I WANTED HIM HOME (NOT) AND THE DOORMAN THREW HIM OUT OF THE CLUB. GOT MY ASS KICKED WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE ER;

I don't say this often, but that was a well-deserved ass whippin'.

BUT PAWNED $3000.00 OF HIS TOOLS FOR $50.00

You couldn't get a better price than that? What a maroon. I don't endorse stealing, but nothing is worse than a stupid crook.

One Liner:
MOUTHY BITCH SEEKS KIND' CONSIDERATE GUY FOR LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP.; NO BREAKFAST REQUIRED

It's a good thing you left out the super glue incident in that ad.







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