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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of October 7, 2001
edited by JadeSyren





Email : LIZ the Mouth@MSN.COM

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I TREAT ALL MEN WITH NO RESPECT, I BELIEVE THEY DON'T DESERVE IT UNTIL THEY ACTUALLY EARN IT.

Wouldn't that apply to everyone, not just men?

I DON'T LIKE TO MAKE THINGS EASY FOR ANYONE ESPECIALLY MEN.

…because you have a sexist grudge?

I LIKE GIVING A HARD TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT I JUST PRETEND THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND AND PISS THEM OFF.

That's called "playing dumb." You're a natural.

One Liner:
NO ONE CAN SHUT ME UP.

We know. WE KNOW!



Email : wicked_tramp@kissofdeath.co.uk

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i hate stupid stuck up bastards who think they r everything just because they have a bit of money

You're the one with the devaluing problem.

One Liner:
live it love it suck it, then tell it to fuck off

I imagine with a motto like that, you have no problem getting dates.



Email : fluff@msn.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because i can be. good enough?

No.

One Liner:
Explain to me why i should fucking care?

It's your application.



Email : Bitch Hater@lineone.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not, but I hate bitches (i.e. those who fit into all those categories you've just mentioned).

If you fit into those categories, you're not a Heartless Bitch.

One Liner:
A tendency to expose them for their money grabbing, "thief-like" behaviour.

I hate a gold-digger as much as the next person, and that's not a quality that Heartless Bitches endorses. We prefer women to be employed so they don't need anyone's financial support to survive. Furthermore, I feel that any woman that "uses her feminine wiles" on a man to get his money should just set a price for sex in advance. If you're going to be a prostitute, be one.



Email : et phone home@mediaone.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
....instead of letting others enjoy life, I think everyone one around me are nothing but complete assholes"

Every party needs a pooper….

....my opinion is the only one that counts"
....if you don't like it, shut up or get to like it"

There's another option. We could beat you about the neck and ears until you stopped quoting bumperstickers.

One Liner:
ME ME ME
Thats right, ME
F... everyone else.....

I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate.-Veruca Salt



Email : kram it@msn.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
when you need to talk to me i can,t hear you unless i want to lisson,is you have a problem to bad because mine is so much more important then yours,if your cat gets ran over i,d say stupid cat just like it,s master,and when my wife was cought with an onther man i found his wife and sleeped with her and left the picture be hind so they could both see it,i,m a real bitch

I just want to know who taught you how to work the camera. When I find your English teacher, I'm going to beat the shit out of her.

One Liner:
if i get any crap for the dinner i serve,i,ll just turn pull it out and toss it in the garbage in front of hom-ever and leave to go out for dinner alone

Good for you. It's not your fault that you couldn't follow the directions on the package.



Email : jackie maneater@mosquitonet.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a raging dike and hate all men. they are fucking bastards and I wish they all would die!

Most of the dykes I know wouldn't waste good hate on men. They don't care about them one way or another.

One Liner:
Whenever a guy hits on me I don't deal with his shit. I just kick him strait in the nuts. He ussualy go's away then.

Hope you aim better than you spell.



Email : Sexysnickerssxy@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My, qualities.........
I am a Heartless Bitch because, my ex boyfriend is 16years older than I. He had the nerve to play me.

I'm sure that you weren't in it for the money.

a year later I found out that this basterd was married.

You didn't see any other signs? A ring? Never seeing his house? The fact that he couldn't stay over all night?

I play my cards right, I mad that motherfucker pay for the damage's he caused me, such as, pain, agony and lonliness.

Good thing that you didn't list stupidity. You had that going into the relationship.

I made that motherfucker give me a 1,000 a week, or I will burn his house down and cut off his dick. And tell his wife is was fucking me for a year.

Eventually he's going to figure out that it's cheaper to beat you.

He knew that I am crazy so he believed me,

I believe you're crazy, too.

after I wiped his ass for about an half an hour, with me dam heels. in his dam head. Not, only did I make him pay me. I also told that Pig!!!!!!!!!!He will continue to fuck me until I am tired of his sorry has,

Are you so awful that you have to force and blackmail people into sleeping with you? What do you mean "play your cards right?" You could have gotten that $1,000 a week a year ago had you been smart enough to figure out that he was married.

And if one time U don't fuck me the proper way u have to turn on your back and recieve S&M (Slave & Master).

Is that what your whole relationship was about? This doesn't make you a Heartless Bitch, but a Domme for hire.

An, assI want

An, ass you are.

a man that can fuck this -weapon of course.

It's not a weapon, it's a death trap.

I did that for about six months until I got sick and tired of is stupid ass. I am a Heartless BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

How'd you get tired of $4,000 a month?

One Liner:
Slave Master(S&M)

Stupid Moron.



Email : imposter@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
1) I slammed a girl's head in her locker door
2) I told my step mother to go fuck herself many times
3) i like making fun of people
4) i have a really big ego!

You're really a guy pretending to be a girl. Go away, ya bother me.

One Liner:
Everyone is entitled to MY opinion

Free with purchase.



Email : book 'emdano@ilovefrogs.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
well, you don't even want to know why. :)

You're probably right, but you gotta tell me something, dumbass.

One Liner:
I didn't go to church last Sunday. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

[...and reading keychains.]



Email : ho18@aol.com

UserID : mikey

Boyfriend ID. I think this one is her "world."

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I guy i hated had a fat crush on me and i was tired of just waiting for him to get the hint,

Why give a hint? Why not just TELL HIM?

so i decided to change my game.

If you'd stopped playing games, you wouldn't have this problem.

I played with his emotions and made him fall completely in love with me, made him my slave and everything, basically. I waited till he was 100% enamored with me, and tricked him into messing around with me during school in the girls restroom. When he was fully arroused,

Euw. You had to touch this guy, and you hated him? Blech.

i stole his clothes and ran out, leaving him there in the nude, completely humiliated. But, it worked, and he got off my back! [and transferred schools!]

All this because you weren't mature enough to just tell him that you didn't like him.

One Liner:
I'm a ruthless bitch who doesnt have the heart to deal with other people's emotional problems;

I'd settle for you just dealing with your own.

i only look out for myself, and my heart.

I want wear'em like braids in my hair and I DON'T WANT TO SHARE THEM. --Veruca Salt



Email : purplepeople eater@misspiggy.co.uk

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I said so.

So that oughta do it?

Think you can teach me a thing or two about being a bitch?

I wouldn't limit it to just being a bitch.

You'll end up being the one who's taught a lesson. If egotistical, arrogant, snobby, self-centered, annoyingly perfect people venture into a one mile radius of me they should expect to have their heads ripped of, as i do with my old dolls.

A big difference is that your doll's heads are filled with air. like yours. Why don't you stop playing with dolls?

I don't want yours or anyone elses opinions, if i did, i obviously wouldn't possess a brain cell or the smallest amout of self respect.

It is said that the beginnings of wisdom come with the knowledge that you know nothing.

I don't need anyone to tell me i'm a bitch, i already know it. You either let me in or you don't. Here's me giving a fuck . . . . . oh, i oviously don't!

You're right once today.

One Liner:
If you think lifes a bitch, then don't get to know me!

Twice. Thanks for the advice. Life is painful enough without adding your stupidity to the mix.



Email : schneaky@jdgcommunications.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am a heartless bitch because i like to flirt and beat the fuck out of men who are just pricks,

Like...you?

and i like to wear no panties

Cause you're a guy.

and when a guy looks, i spread it wide and till he comes up to me and i take my taser to his little winkle and shock the fuck out of it,

Thinking all the while that HE'S the loser.

and then sometimes i like to let seduce a man and take him home, and tie him up and take a bat and beat the fuck out of him, then tie a rope around mr.winkle and just let that shit fuckin fall out

Aren't you on a first name basis with cock?

One Liner:
fuck with me, and i'll fuck you up, hurt me, and i'll fuck you up, fuck me and i'll fuck you up.

No, what you're suggesting is fucking with them, and fucking them up.



Email :po M girl@worldnet.att.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm tired of men saying one thing and doing another.. I hate the fact that all men try to change women and make them do what they like and then dump you...I have a poem for all these men out there..

Lord ha' mercy on us.

My new way of looking at things is this:
Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
There is no man a woman can trust..
So have no man and have no sorrow
For he's here today but gone tomorrow...

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Originality is a must.
Stop dating men for worth or money
And stand up on your own feet, honey.

This is the way we should all look at things...

God forbid.

Men wonder why woman turn gay..

If you could "turn" gay, it would solve your "woe is me" problems. You don't turn gay. You don't get hurt and think, "I'll just try the other side of sexuality."

Well with so many assholes out there you would to.. Power to women...

You don't want power. You just want to cry about it.

One Liner:
Thanks for the Fuck.. Now Die!!

Why don't you read him your poetry. He'll never come back.



Email : no1sgal@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have many, many heartless bitch qualities. Frist of all you have to know my friends. They are Ms. High school perfect girls that every one wants to be , but if you knew them the way they really were you would laugh your ass' off. In fact, they are the most insecture people in the world

New meaning to the phrase "queen bee."

and I let them know! When they say, "I'm Fat!" what else could I say but, "Yah, I t ink you would lose a hole cow". It makes them cyr every time! Then my best friend (Loser) and I sit there and make fun of them.

Advertising that you're blinded by jealousy. Can't you guys cut it in school?

All they can do to us is make up rumers

And they say that I have no sense of humer. That's why they call it the funny bone. I get it! (But they don't.)

that they can not support and make us look much better! I could tell you many more storys like this but it would be a wast of my time!

Oh no, it's a waste of mine.

One Liner:
When I'm good, I'm good but when I'm bad, I'm BETTER!!!

What you guys are is BITTER.



Email : mad dad@ellijay.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
when males are awarded custody they don't receive child support

Quit crying. At least you have your child.

One Liner:
equality under the law

Go ask your attorney why you didn't get support. It wasn't because you're a man.



Email : Heinous_idiot@TheCriminals.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
If being a heartless bitch means walking all over your so-called friends, smacking a guy because he's being a dumbass, being free of everyone elses' opinions and not afraid to express your own, knowing that even though school sucks you still pay attention because it's good to be smart, taking advantage of stupid people and not even once looking back....then yeah, I guess I am a heartless bitch.

Well, it doesn't mean that, so you're still just another loser. The only one you got right was paying attention in school. Work on that paying attention part.

One Liner:
Wait! You seem to be missing one very important part! It goes something like this. . . . KISS MY ASS!

I didn't miss it, I just didn't do it.







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