New this week...the Escaped Inmate Edition.
Read them before they're put back on Thorazine.

Email : nitwit@???.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
my boyfriends says that i turn down my lesbian friends

[Call back when you can tell us what you say.]

Email : lame@dimbulb.co.za

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I believe crap goes back to where it comes from ........

[And so, as it was foretold, this returns from whence it came.]

One Liner:
So you think my hands can be cold .......

[So I thought your reasons were stupid...]

Email : fucky@dumdumnet.ca

UserID : bitchypoo

[It is to laugh.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
It has nothing to do with being ladylike.

[That's my line.]

And it pisses my mother off when I express an opinion instead of makeing a meatloaf in my bare feet!

[Do you often cook in shoes? Cliche, cliche, cliche.]

One Liner:
If you didn't hear me the first time, I am not repeating myself

[No, you'll just repeat everybody else.]

Email : melonhead@aol.com

UserID : 1

[She can't remember her birthday either.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
iam 99% bitch, 1% sweet heart

[...100% moron.]

One Liner:
i get PMT,DMT,AMT so dont piss me off

[Go ahead, personify the stereotype of the hormonal woman.]

Email : tiredof@aol.com

UserID : bossybitch

[This should have been her name.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am right and you are wrong, so get used to that fact and shut-up.

[Let me break the bad news to you....]

One Liner:
GET AWAY FROM ME, NOW!

[You came HERE. If it were up to me, I'd never have gone near you.]

Email : budweiser@heinz57.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I was raised as a naive country girl...When faced in real life, when moving out on my own,,getting married,, and then later starting a family...i learned that u have to take up for #1 (which is YOU)..

[And that was the last time she remembered how to spell YOU.]

that any and everybody willl use u if u put up with the bullshit...So i am fighting back,,not biting my tongue anymore, speaking my mind....I am honest,,openminded,,and heartless aat times..but tired of being used !!!!

[I'm tired of reading this exercise in how NOT to get accepted.]

Email : begs@lameway.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

I hate everyone. I'm passionate about hate. Nobody is greater than me. I am an induviual and the rest of the world are on a different level.

["inDUHvidual®", more like]

People respect me.

[add "delusional" and "megalomaniac" to your list of personal attributes]

I am truly evil and I worship myself. I give no one a fair go, because nobody deserves it. I have been brought up in a bitchy envrionment, and Ive discovered that it is the only way to survive. "bitchiness is a nessesity.."

One Liner:
"lifes a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high"

[Er...yes. I believe I can see where you stand behind your convictions.]

Name: [definite guy name. I've also witnessed his scrawlings on a guestbook or two.]

Email : itcamefrom@Aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

I don't want to be someones girlfriend, I want to rule the motherfucking world!!!!

One Liner:
I pee standing up because the fucking ladies toilets smell so flowery

[Dude, you pee standing up because you're a guy.]

Name: ddd

Email : fdf@dasf.com

UserID : 123

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
NO One likes me and i want to keep it that way! I hit other girls cause thay fucken suck dildo's! so i want to kick there asses.............................................

One Liner:
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

[As opposed to Bonafide Stupidity?]

Email : codependant@12-stepprogram.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
How about telling you 'bout the card i just send to my ex,

[How about you moving on instead of going on...and on...?]

who after we've been dateing for little over a year and i just told him i was pregnant

[It probably never occured to you to make some adult decisions regarding family planning.]

and moving to the same town as him becouse of a new job(not him)

[Oh yeah. Sure. Riiiight.]

never called me back after he said he would, not even an email.

[Then wise up.]

Well, just went out on my lunch break and bought the sweetest little blue baby card saing 'hurray, it's a boy' on the frontpage and inside i wrote 'just thought you'd like to know'. what he doesn't know is that i had a misscarage a week ago go but,

sense he haven't been in touch i haven't had a chanse to tell him - so, hope he feel terrible if not, i could always write a letter to his mum, who ofcourse loves me

[That's because she doesn't know you.]

and tell her just how sorry i am that things didn't work out between us but i still think they have a right to know that they are gonna be grandparents....

[No, they aren't. Why don't you try not stalking the guy?]

One Liner:
I don't really hate men...

[You just hate yourself.]

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