Email : pyrogal@home.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
my boyfriend hit on my sister,

[Big mistake. Insanity tends to run in the family.]

and why he was working,

[Because he needed the money.]

i gathered up all his clothes, pictures, and shoes, everything the bastard had in my house. i took them out to the driveway and poured gasoline on them, lit a match and watched it all burn. when he returned home from work, there was a pile of burnt rubbish there to great him. he knew it was his stuff because a few things didn't burn all the way.

[As in other aspects of your life, you couldn't even get this right.]

he came in the house screaming. i laughed in his face and told him, don't fuck with a bitch!!!

[Yet another story of ridiculous revenge. You're using an anvil where a hammer would do. Why didn't you just bag his stuff and leave it outside? Why not just break up with him?]

One Liner:
just remember asshole, if you don't want me, your brother does!

[Expect a similar burned stack of your former stuff.]

Email : really_stupid_but_cute@tragedy.co.uk

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

I'm one helluva heartless bitch cos i wont take crap & il beat the shit outta ne1 who givs me it.i h8 soppy guys & girlz & cant stand chatup lines!

[Sounds like you need to dial 1-800-ABCDEFG. Operators are standing by.]

One Liner:
I can see u want 2 hurt my fist with ur face.

[I can see that you wanted to hurt our brains with your cre-8-tiv spelling.]

Email : alotta_crap@vh1.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'll go take a walk even in my bra, if I want to, if u dont like it, bite me!!!

[That's probably what you'll get if you walk out just wearing your undies.]

If you don't like my clevage, dont look at it so much, ok! Its not that I would hate men, I just dislike the childish, arrogant and the abusive ones(=most of them)!

[So which abusive ones do you like?]

One Liner:
If you dont like my clevage, dont look at it so much,k!?!

[It's not like you're dazzling them with your wits.]

Email : gardengal@excite.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
"i dont see why guys can get away with screwing but when i as a female get my fucking groove on i get called a hoe,

[Sure, NOW they remember the "silent e." Hoe is a garden tool.]

shit fucking call me a hoe cause i like to fuck!"

[Call me when you don't care what people think.]

One Liner:
" grow a dick an then maybe i'll fuck you"

[Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With lots of prick and throbbing dick and swelling cocks 'cause I'm a ho.]

Email : old-domme@tds.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
As I near 40, I have realized there is a domme lurking in me.

[Wrong site. Really wrong site.]

One Liner:
"I need one man to break down, not 20 to serve."

[You just came for the endorsement, didn't you?]

Email : number 291971@excite.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because uuuhhhh...well i haven't fiqured that out yet

[Guess what we've figured out about you already.]

One Liner:
my saying about going "downtown"~~"Here's to it,down to it,damn jthe man that can't do it,the only reason i can do it is cause i'm so damn used to it"

[In other words, you're a cocksucker/muffdiver deluxe.]

Email : suicidegal@ntlworld.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I care about nothing and hate everyone! Life is not worth living and losers are making it worse...

[When you are for something, the things that you are against will matter.]

One Liner:
You only look like a loser if you are one!!!

[Define loser. One of my definitions would be people who hate pointlessly and needlessly.]

Email : Gripes in a Group@webtv.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because it takes one to know one, and water seeks its own level and that is why I am here

[I'm thinking that you just got lost and wound up in the promised land, like Columbus.]

One Liner:
If you work in a pepper plant picking fly shit out of pepper, don't waste your time taking to me.

[What? Is this even a job? If you waste your time with irrelevant analogies, don't bother applying.]

Email : Weak-ass Bitch@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because I do not know how to write HTML altho I should after building my cheezy website!

[The magic of AOL. You get to do stuff and never develop the skils required to do it. You have got to love sponsored idiocy.]

I am a bitch because I'm selfish and know it. I pride myself on taking care of ME first. I am a heartless bitch because I tell men the absolute truth usually smashing their egos. I told my boy friend that I was building resentments towards him becuase he lives in [deleted] (the ugliest city on the East Coast)

[That's high on my list of priorities. He's got to live in a good city. What's this mindgame about? Why tell him that you're building resentments just to try to control him? Shit or get off the fucking pot.]

he's got three fucked up boys with NO table manners and he takes care of his 83 year old bitch mother.

[I suppose that he got all those family members AFTER you picked him.]

I am a heartless bitch and I invite you to explore my favorite Bitch idea....The Girlia's.....linked on [her site]

[Everybody's got a bitch idea, Weak-ass.]

One Liner:
Be nice or go to Hell......

[These are the only choices? Be nice and stay near you or go to Hell? What's the difference?]

Email : skank-nasty@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Shit im a hartless bitch cuz I be grabbin dim balz know what i mean.

[Not a clue.]

I aint takin no shit from diz asshole playas. they aint nottin but dick to me gurlz, dats fa real! dats all they good for, a dick.

[I'm guessing she's a 14-year-old girl from the Midwest.]

an I dont be lettin them play me if they

[Yo, Lil Kim, shouldn't that be "dem" and "dey"? Careful, your original ethnic origin is peeking out.]

wanna trip and be fuckin wit some other hoes they Ill

[Which one?]

be fuckin wit some other mens. gurl I dont play i am a bitch! see dis 1 time my man was kickin it wit dis gurl at school right she had came to me and told me. his crusty ass didnt even.

[What would have happened if he DID tell you?]

but we got together and desided to start fuckin.

[So you slept with him anyway? Do you mean with your "gurl"?]

Well he walked in 1 day and I was all up in her shit

[By "up in her shit" do you mean that you got in her face and started fighting, or do you mean that you were eating the ho out? This wouldn't be a problem if you actually spoke Ebonics.]

i was like dont u wish u aint cheated

[I'm feeling cheated myself.]

then u mite be getting up in dis pussy to. Showed his azz! he gona be missin dis pussy!

[Why? You're fourteen. You'll be feuding with her and back with him before your next period. I'm wondering how he walked in on you. Where did you fuck, in the cafeteria? Walking in on two girls is NOT a punishment for some men, it's the answer to a prayer, especially if he's already "been up in there, yo."]

yall need to be pickin me cuz i am a fa real bitch gurlz 100%!

[You got picked, alright.]

One Liner:
You fuck mine Ill fuck yours

[And you'll do just that.]