Name: Boy's name

Email : gotta be his mom's name@sprint.ca

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i'M A HEARTLESS BITCH BECAUSEI AM THE BITHIEST BITCH OF THEM ALL AND KNOW IS BITCHER

[Know is bitcher, eh? Can't your mom step away from the computer for a second without you hijacking her browser?]

One Liner:
A BITCH ISN'T A BITCH UNTIL SHE'S GOT THE CARD TO PROVE IT

[Or his mother's permission.]

Email : wife of stupid@gci.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i hate people, women that cant do shit. I will tell my husband to fuck off and a drop of a hate,

[Freudian slip.]

cause he is stupid.

[Look who married him.]

I wont give directions if they dont know fuck um. if they are pissing me off i will tell them. I am never wrong.

[Marrying "Stupid", applying here--you are on a roll of RIGHT choices.]

I can walk into a room and have people tell me i look like a bitch. and as far as this shit goes that should be fucking good enough for u.

[The real beauty of it is that I only have to look at this for a few seconds.]

One Liner:
i am the last bitch to be standing, always

[You ever meet anyone that had this much trouble with "always" and "never"?]

Email : crackchild@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im tired of men thinkin we need them to make it through life

[They probably couldn't imagine you with no keeper.]

One Liner:
uhh.....no

[If this is your best one-liner, they may be on to something.]

Email : aimless anger@nrtco.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I started my essay not giving a shit if it was in html or not. And that's just the tip of the ice burg.

[Apathy and ignorance are great openers.]

I've recently been informed, not only by women but by men as well, that the only reason that I'm with my significant other is for the money. NEWSFLASH! I not only put myself through college but I also managed to pay my bills, keep food in the house, and care for my 3 year old son WITHOUT any dick slingers around. OH, and not to mention that I also made it through the basic training of the Canadian military...how many others can say the same when they couldn't even pass the preliminary physical testing. I've been busting my ass for years and am finally enjoying myself.

[So you're in it for the money.]

I've had people point and laugh at me because of the stupid things I've done in the past, hey, what goes around...comes around.

[Yes, we're all capable of being stupid. Some of us are more capable than others.]

I'm not about to stoop to their level,

[Only because you couldn't stoop without tripping, which results in more pointing and laughing.]

I've become better than those gossiping idiots whom depend on their spouces as their source of income. (No not just women are staying at home these days taking care of the kids)

[But you're above all that gossipy nonsense.]

When I see that bullshit I want to choke the living shit out of them but don't, instead I order a round of drinks with my fellow soldiers and make a toast, "here's to being employed and self-sufficient...and fuck those who don't think the same way.", then glance their way and smile.

[If you could read minds, you would hear them thinking how you are in a relationship just for the money, hypocrite.]

Does this make me enough of a bitch to be accepted into you club?

[Not unless I suddenly developed a crack habit.]

If not, oh well, but thanks for you time anyway.

[No. Thank YOU.]

One Liner:
You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing to be.

[When people are pointing and laughing, "Bitch" is NOT what they are calling you.]

Email : askeered@disinfo.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
"you better be scared of me..."

[But why? Are you green? 50-feet-tall? Back from the dead? Gimme something to work with here.]

One Liner:
and then there were non...

[You're the dreaded "E" stealer. Aigh!]

Email : garden tool@bboy.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[The application entries at Heartless Bitches International are so empty that you can hear a pin drop. Ting!]

One Liner:
i can't go to the store to buy a pack of smokes with out seeing 8 guys i've fucked

["You wanna go where everybody knows your name."]

Email : young, dumb, and totally numb@dbzmail.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[TING!]

One Liner:
I'm not a bitch, i just know everything there is to know about everything.

[…and she's not even 15. This proves that the converse of "to admit you know nothing is the beginning of wisdom" is true as well.]

Email : dreadful@wppost.depaul.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Ask me if I give a sh#@! before you start speaking.

[You should ask yourself if YOU give a shit before YOU start speaking. If not, you'll just sound like an ass or that you're speaking through one.]

One Liner:
And!!!!!!

[That sums up your whole application.]

Email : yakitty yak@surfree.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
The first thing I'd like to say is that I hope that this isn't another one of those ridiculouse girl-fad, girls rock, everyone else sucks, sort of groups.

[If you don't know, why did you bother to apply? You probably fill out all those sweepstakes cards at the grocery store too.]

I am sick to death of these itty bitty teenyboppers running around "I am a chick, and chicks rule, and all the rest of you suck." I am also terribly tired of telling people, or in my case warning people that I'm a bitch and then them putting me in 'that' group.

[When you stop doing things for shock value, you'll stop being lumped in with the teenyboppers.]

The same little teenyboopers that next month will turn into sweet precious mother may I's because it's the "FAD."

[If only grammar would become "all the rage."]

In my eyes there are way to many females, and I use the term females because that's ALL I have in common with them, That will one moment preach about how their all that, and this great big goddess and how men should bow down to them. And then turn around and do one of two things: 1- Completely blow off all of their friends for this guy they just claimed should be their follower. Come on girls, whereas Men are great, when you find the right one's.

[Which means that you would throw over your friends for the "right guy."]

Friends are there forever, where as very few males will ever reach that level and only be around for as long as it takes you to orgasm. And honey, if it's taking that long, get a friggin dildo. AHHHH!!! dare you gasp? I mentioned "masterbation" among females! Oh no! Anything but that. Excuse me while I sit here and shake my head. In my eyes the human body, and sex are like fine tuned equipment.

[Sex is equipment?]

In the job world you get at least 2 weeks training for any detailed machinery before going to work on it. The human body is just the same.

[Yeah, but all mechanics aren't created equal, and some just can't work on foreign models.]

But, I digress. 2- They get around this man and mold their identity completely around him. What he likes, what he wants. Etc. Etc. Etc. And if THAT'S not bad enough.. whenever things go bad the FEMALE blames everything on HIM!! HELLO! STUPID! Please do not tell me that once again that I must renounce being female.

[Nope. Just stop falling into the trap of stereotyping.]

She changed.. Not him, she got sick of it, then blames a perfectly decent man who would do anything for her. The real her I could very much go on and on about this so I will just leave it at that You will either relate with me or be sitting their scratching your head for hours.

[You could go on and on? I WILL be scratching my head?]

To me, being a bitch does not mean hating males, or hating females, or hating anything really. And that's what to many deem as the definition of bitch All the reasons I've been called a bitch, had absolutely nothing with being hateful at all. More like being so blunt in my feelings that whoever it was that was listening couldn't get it.

[That must be it because I'm finding it hard to follow you, too.]

They were so shocked that I had said or done something that the only thing they could do was call me a bitch. For example on my ICQ I distinctly have it in my information that "If I don't know you. Don't talk to me, it will only piss me off that you can't read" I would think that it can't get much more blunt then that. Yet I'm constantly getting "You seem like a nice person wanna chat?" "You seem very interesting wanna chat?", "Hey baby you sound sexy, wanna cyber?"....*blink blink* Ok.

[Oh yes. We've done everything but apply for you, and still hundreds of people each year submit shit.]

First off, I am a nice person if I deem you worthy of getting to know you and you don't piss me off within the first 5 minutes of talking to you. Since you can't read or can't accept my wishes then You've allready pissed me off. Bubye! Second.. The only information, the last time I checked, that was in my details was that I'm female.. Oh my gosh! How intresting, You had a fifty fifty chance in finding a female and look at that. You did! Would you like a cookie before I ignore you? And on that last one... so many people, both males and females, that

[Fascinating how someone can get so annoyed with something so meaningless. Don't you have bigger fish to fry? Try a larger net.]

I know will respond to that. No way am I giving someone who OBVIOUSLY is doing it for reactions what they want. I shake my head move over to the invisible, place myself on it then ignore. Why would I want to cyber.. when if I walk 5 feet I either have a willing husband or a charged up toy. Mentally stimulating? Uh I get more out of a smutty romance novel then I would ever find with most males online. I had mentioned I was married. OH MY GOD!! I'm a bitch and not a male-hater!?

[I'm simply stunned that he hasn't killed you in self-defense yet.]

*GASPS* No, on the contrary, I love males, I can relate with males, in my life I have found that I would much rather have a conversation with a male on practically anything.. even cars.. then I would with most females.

[Town: Shocksville. Population: YOU.]

Now, I hate talking about cars, but I hate talking about clothing and hair and make up a lot worse. WHen I was in highschool I understood that most males were overly pressured when they liked a female. They were expected (and probably still are, but I'm married so it doesn't matter much to me anymore)to make the first move on all accounts. SOmething I'm very glad to see is slowly changing.

[Slowly is right. Get ON with it already. EDIT. I don't want to know about every random thought in your head.]

However, unlike my caddy little girlfriends, whom did reach a level of

[Unless they drive those carts and/or carry around golf bags at the country club, they are CATTY, not caddy.]

'bitchiness', I would date any male who would bother coming up to me and asking. ANd because of that I believe I have made more really good freinds with them and learned a great deal about all those none 'supermodels' that I just have to say, Give me a nerd or a computer geek any day over Mr. Joe Cool. I had Mr. Joe cool once. Mr. all around sports guy. 6'4 beautiful specimen of a male. He cheated on me and due to the guilt he was feeling could not manage to get Mr. Happy up to pop my oh so wanted cherry. Well from then on he was definately known by no other name then Mr. Limpy.

[Maybe that "limpy" came from fucking the other girl in his life, possibly being gay, or just your caustic personality. Dicks are sensitive like that sometimes. We are not girlfriends here. I don't care whom you date.]

As much as I'd like to go on and on, in which I could, I should wrap this up,

[Don't get your hopes up. She goes on for about two more paragraphs.]

for as important I may be to my little world I know that in yours you are top dog. Or should be. I'd just like to finish up with a comment on how I like your site. Not the look or anything, cause that's just superficial and stupid.

[And she knows superficial and stupid.]

I'm talking the content. Now all I can hope is that with time you manage to weed out those Fad Bitches out so we truebloods can live happily ever after.

[Which is why you're still on the outside. Trueblood. My copy of Blade wants to laugh. (Shut up, I know it's pureblood.)]

However, and you didn't actually expect me to end on what could easily be seen

[I was just hoping for an end of any kind at this point. Jesus-in-a-hopped-up-Honda already.]

as a kiss ass did you? There's a comment in which I will even quote you, that I just don't agree with "Telling us you're intelligent while simultaneously sending a misspelled, logic-free application also creates an insurmountable paradox."

[She missed "logic-free." Go figure.]

I have one statement to that. Societal Lemming much? And perhaps It's just you're reffering to those who, for some reason, are completely incoherant,

[Well, them too.]

if that's the case you may wish to think about rewording that. However if that's what you mean..

[You can't even figure out what YOU mean from one sentence to another. How are you supposed to understand what WE mean? The statement stands as is, a monument to clarity and intelligence for all.]

You can in no way base the amount of knowledge or intelligence on one's grammer, spelling, etc.etc.etc. I've known those who are English majors with EXCELLENT grammer and spelling that are DUMB AS FUCK...

[You wouldn't recognize excellent grammAr if it served you milk and cookies. Still, a stopped clock is right twice a day. I DON'T base it solely on English skills, but they help.]

and then I've also met highschool drop outs that can barely spell their own name,

[Like…you. What else are you going to say? I'm a high school drop-out AND a dumb fuck? Not likely. That's why I have to read between the lines. It's a good thing that the lines are often as thick as those basic composition notebook lines. You remember. Think back to first grade where they gave you those sheets of paper that looked like double-lane highways.]

yet the things they say, and the things they believe in are baffling and unbelievable to even me.

[Just because you're baffled doesn't mean it's brillance. You're just not smart enough to smell the bullshit.]

You can take that bit of critisism either way.

[I'll give it the attention it deserves. *FLUSH*]

One way will show me that you really do understand the term 'bitch' the other way will show me that it's just another fad group. Happy ready, have a nice day, and I look forward to seeing the reply.

[You knew you'd be here the whole time.]

PS. I am not adding a URL because it is an artpage and really has nothing to do with being a bitch.

[Wait for it.
That didn't stop you from submitting this horribly long and excruciating application.]

However if you or 'the page' might be interested in seeing it. Email me and I'll link it or send it.

[No, no. You had your chance to do it right the first time.]

One Liner:
"I'm like a disease, once you get me, you never get rid of me."

[Let go of my leg, the date is over.]

If someone else has my quote, so be it, that happens. That is who I am and if it happens to be someone else, I'm glad to see I'm not alone.

[Who in the hell would even WANT that one liner?]

Email : violent, mean, and stubborn@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I wake up on the wrong side of the bed every day. I wouldn't want to forfeit that by moving my bed away from the wall.

[Some people light a candle, some people curse the darkness, some people don't see the difference and some of the little morons keep eating the wax.]

I rather walk around in my bitchdom than float around in a lil cloud blind to the fact that we live in a delusional world. The illusions of painted cover girls, fake titties, and prom queens. I want to be more than a pretty girl. I often daydream of walking down the street with a baseball bat and knocking a few dippies up along side their stupid heads. The guy next door likes to put garbage cans behind my car EVERYTIME he goes to his. I thought putting them back behind his was my being nice. NO. He felt inclined to keep going AND leaving more garbage cans and me more pissed. So I punched him. Fat lip and all he called a truse. I shook his hand and gave him a left.

[All this over a misplaced garbage can?]

If you look at me, I'm bound to ask what the fuck your problem is. If I'm at a

[She's antisocial; that's her job.]

crowded whatever, and you touch me, trust me, it'll be the last time. Don't think about demeaning women's liberation, the world could go on without men.

[For about one generation, or until the sperm banks all go belly up.]

On the contrary, I really REALLY don't like girls. You are not my "sister".

[Who are you kidding? You don't like anybody.]

Girls give girls bad names, complexes, and headaches. Emphasis on HEADACHES.

[Oh, I imagine you DO have headaches. If I had a head like yours, I'd worry if it DIDN'T hurt.]

I don't think I can write about being a bitch.

[It hasn't stopped you so far.]

I think it's something you'd have to experience. But I suppose that's not going to happen. So I guess I'm just going to have to say trust me........I am my mother's daughter.

[They say insanity runs in the family.]

One Liner:
Man....I would so piss on everything if I had one of those.

[Oh, you just can't have nice things.]

Email : kat in heat@email.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because i beleive that all men are worms and are only here to serve us cause despite what they beleive we ARE the stronger sex! oh and i like bieng nasty and evil about everyone

[When you're really nasty and evil, it's not an afterthought.]

One Liner:
i took a pain pill. why are you still here?

[Oh, if only it really worked that way.]

[You are about to see an experiment in horror. Someone so clueless, yet doggedly determined, you will wonder how they are loose on the streets. And you wonder why there's a "no web-based e-mail" rule. I present to you, Lee You Doof.]

UserID : hateubitch

URL : [free site]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im no pushover. I know I am better and only takes time to prove it.
I buy you lunch, I OWN you.
I buy you dinner, I OWN your children.

I am your MasterBastard leeyoudoof, you are all nothing but my slaves and my toys!!!!

gIVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER AND I LL GIVE YOU AIDS.

One Liner:
My name is leeyoudoof and i am a sick bastard Calling all sick bastards like me, join me now!

[He changes his country, age, and sex more than some of you change servers. He submitted this particular application twice.]

Name: leeyoudoof

UserID : hateubitch

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im no pushover. I know I am better and only takes time to prove it.
I buy you lunch, I OWN you.
I buy you dinner, I OWN your children.

I am your MasterBastard leeyoudoof, you are all nothing but my slaves and my toys!!!!

gIVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER AND I  LL GIVE YOU AIDS.

[He was apparently upset that it took more than a minute to approve his application. The first two were submitted at 4:47pm and this one came in at 4:48pm. Check out the noteworthy new addition below.]

MAKE ME A MEMBER YOU LAME ASS WORTHLESS CUNTS!!!!!!!!

One Liner:
My name is [leeyoudoof] and i am a sick bastard Calling all sick bastards like me, join me now!

Email : youdoof@lycos.com

UserID : fuckubitch

URL : [Same URL, different e-mail address.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im no pushover. I know I am better and only takes time to prove it.
I buy you lunch, I OWN you.
I buy you dinner, I OWN your children.

I am your MasterBastard [leeyoudoof], you are all nothing but my slaves and my toys!!!!

gIVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER AND I  LL GIVE YOU AIDS.

MAKE ME A MEMBER YOU LAME ASS WORTHLESS CUNTS!!!!!!!!

One Liner:
Fuck your no-online email policy, whores.

[He noticed! As if that were the only thing standing between him and approval.]

Email : youdoof@lycos.com

UserID : fuckubitch

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im no pushover. I know I am better and only takes time to prove it.I buy you lunch, I OWN you.
I buy you dinner, I OWN your children.

I am your MasterBastard leeyewmoon, you are all nothing but my slaves and my toys!!!!

gIVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER AND I  LL GIVE YOU AIDS.

MAKE ME A MEMBER YOU LAME ASS WORTHLESS CUNTS!!!!!!!!

One Liner:
My name is leeyoudoof and i am a sick bastard Calling all sick bastards like me, join me now!

[He sent this one twice. The time is now 4:49pm.]

Email : youdoof@lycos.com

UserID : fuckubitch

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im no pushover. I know I am better and only takes time to prove it.
I buy you lunch, I OWN you.
I buy you dinner, I OWN your children.

I am your MasterBastard leeyoudoof, you are all nothing but my slaves and my toys!!!!

gIVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER AND I  LL GIVE YOU AIDS.

MAKE ME A MEMBER YOU LAME ASS WORTHLESS CUNTS!!!!!!!!

[So he decides to send us proof of what we stated. At least he bothered to read it…eventually.]

Oh... and one other thing. We're getting REALLY Heartless these days. As of March 10, you must provide a REAL email address - not a "free web-based" address. We DON'T sell our address list - it's simply used as your ticket to the private, members-only discussion board, and to notify you if and when your membership has been accepted. If you don't have the virtual cojones to use your REAL email address, we aren't interested in your application. And don't whine with some lame excuse like, "I don't want to use my work/husbands/friend's address, so I use a web address". Geeze. Dialup internet accounts for email are as cheap as $9.95 a month - If you don't have your own account, don't bother applying. (If you move around a lot, fine. We are available to change your Bitch Board access when your service-provider email changes.)

One Liner:
Fuck your no-online email policy, whores.

[He goes on to post THIS particular message 6 more times, changing gender from female to male to female and globetrotting from Singapore to the Slovak Republic to South Africa. It is now 4:52pm.]

Email : youdoof@lycos.com

UserID : fuckubitch

[Don't be fooled, it's not the same message again.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
LEEFUCKYOU would be proud of LEEYOUDOOF. the bastard. Can't you see the similarities in our names. I AM THE OVERLORD! I will take after LEEFUCKYOU and rule over all you miserable people that I LEEYOUDOOF shelf away in HDB boxes while I stay in my big LANDED Property. Lee You Doof is the greatest bastard that ever walks on this earth and I will even walk all over LEE FUCK YOU
I am an asshole of the most constipated order.

[Like a needle in a haystack.] Other than that, I am basically GOD

Im no pushover. I know I am better and only takes time to prove it.
I buy you lunch, I OWN you.
I buy you dinner, I OWN your children.

[Noooo!]

I am your MasterBastard leeyoudoof, you are all nothing but my slaves and my toys!!!!

gIVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER AND I LL GIVE YOU AIDS.

MAKE ME A MEMBER YOU LAME ASS WORTHLESS CUNTS!!!!!!!!
Oh... and one other thing. We're getting REALLY Heartless these days. As of March 10, you must provide a REAL email address - not a "free web-based" address. We DON'T sell our address list - it's simply used as your ticket to the private, members-only discussion board, and to notify you if and when your membership has been accepted. If you don't have the virtual cojones to use your REAL email address, we aren't interested in your application. And don't whine with some lame excuse like, "I don't want to use my work/husbands/friend's address, so I use a web address". Geeze. Dialup internet accounts for email are as cheap as $9.95 a month - If you don't have your own account, don't bother applying. (If you move around a lot, fine. We are available to change your Bitch Board access when your service-provider email changes.)

One Liner:
Fuck your no-online email policy, whores.

[I promise not to hold Sri Lanka responsible for this clown, even if he's chosen it as his country of origin this time. This was submitted twice, and it's now 4:54pm. The end. 15 applications in seven minutes. That's got to be a new stupid record.]

Email: Li'l Orphaned Fanny@earthlink.net

I applied for a membership with you several days ago. Thus far, I have neither received confirmation of aforementioned, nor a reason explaining your refusal of my application.

[Most people are smart enough to let the sting of an empty mailbox speak for itself, trying again with smarter, snappier applications. Oh no, YOU want the red carpet. Why do you suck? Allow me.

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Women with no purpose in life other than "display" deserve the electric chair.

One Liner:
"Hollowpoints...the ultimate in female protection"

Not quite stinky, but content-free.]

Here is my take on your website in plain, simple English, and I ain't sparing your feelings, since you spare none yourself.

[Au contraire. I did not seek you out, adding insult to injury, specifying why your application sucked. I let it stink in the darkness. I even went to your boring website, hoping for content. Alas, it was a page o'links and email dreck (like the top ten lists of blah) and just as bland as your application.]

I don't think you read your mail nearly often enough. If you do not have time to read your mail, set up an automated response.

[It is automatic. If you didn't get a letter in the next update which is dated on the site, YOU DIDN'T CUT IT. Since you're here, asking for an explanation, my instincts were right about you.]

You're great at the written word. You tell it the way it is. I REALLY like that. Just because you are the shit doesn't mean you're the only one.

[Then find another porcelain goddess to worship because I'm weary of flushing.]

Never having to say you're sorry for keeping out the idiots is a good thing.

[It pays for itself in the long run.]

I really think your mother did wear combat boots at some point in time.

[Schoolyard mode on: Obviously yours has dressed you.
Schoolyard mode off.]

I have watched this site for three years. After submitting to join three times, I was never acknowledged. Was I turned down? If so, I would appreciate your input on this.

[You've shown no signs of life for three years?]

Wake up and smell the damned coffee.

[Hello? Is this thing on?]

If I pissed you off, I would greatly appreciate a response, bitch.

[Allow me to demonstrate the total effect you had. Once I read your application, I filed it accordingly. When you wrote with the idiotic demand letter, I had to use that FIND function to figure out when you applied. Yes, you pissed me off SO MUCH that I had no idea who you were. I was talking to the Head Bitch the other day, and I said, "Damn that Fanny. She applies once a year and I'm pissed about it." She said, "Who?"]

Name: Why should I tell you anything??

Email : hamsterkid@maniacmansion.com

UserID : fredfred

[Wasn't this the hamster's name in that game? I don't remember.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
BECAUSE I FUCKING AM!!!! (It has something to do with cheating on boyfriends with many, many, many people i.e. 27... hehe)

[Good gravy! That's not cheating, that's a disorder.]

One Liner:
Go know thyself in the biblical sense, because thats one way I'LL never know you...

[Are you kidding? You ONLY know people in the biblical sense.]

Email : stankdog@peoplepc.com

[No, this is NOT your url.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I AM A BITCH BECAUSE SO MANY TIMES WOMEN GET SCREWED OVER FOR BEING STRONGER, SMARTER,

[…faster. No, that's the Six Million Dollar Man, not the Bionic Woman.]

AND FOR BEING BLUNT AS HELL LIKE MEN BEEN DOING FOR YEARS BUT WE ARE CALLED ELSE WISE FOR BEING A B.I.T.C.H.

[How can she top THIS?]

One Liner:
Brutal Insensitve Tough Hotties

[Gimme a "C!" *ahem* GIMME A "C!" "C!" "C!" For chrissake, gimme a fuckin' "C!"]

Email : dirty gramma@amug.org

UserID : troll

[Got that right.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because I said so!!!Jeeze,do I have to do EVERYTHING for you?Oh,all right,I invented a service called"Dail-A-Bitch"which was run by my sisters & daughters.After things took off we hired a few others..like the Black Bitch,we also offered:Old Bitch[guess who?]baby bitch,sick bitch,college bitch to name a few.We'd answer the phone withWHAT?you looser....I'm only doing this for the money...make it quick. it worked..

[If all you said was the one sentence, why hire all those people? You could have had an answering machine do that for you. Stupid troll.]

One Liner:
My daughter's reply when explained meaning of oral sex"Does this face look like a Butt to you?

[That's just too "X-files" to go any farther. All I can see are the Peacocks.]