For the Week of March 25, 2001 edited by JadeSyren

Email : ashamed to be seen@zkey.com
UserID : brain
[Brain, they're ready for you on the set.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
-none of your business if you won't accept my email address
[No, no, no. Nerve auditions were yesterday.]
One Liner:
email check
[Check your own email. There's probably a button around there somewhere.]
Email : horndog@123india.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I WANT A GIRL BELONGS TO NEAR ABOUT DELHI INDIA.
One Liner:
I WANT FEMALE FROM NEAR ABOUT DELHI INDIA.
[Please hold while I pull her out of my ass. What is this-- www.orderawoman.com?]
Email : Mahir_clone@anet.net.tr
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am looking for female.I am electical engineer in turkey.I live in istanbul.
[Not Constantinople.]
I need a friendship.
[The whole world loves ya, baby. You've got more fan sites than Alec Baldwin.]
One Liner:
Ok
[No, it's not.]
Email : Liar@neksysmedia.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
The power that be were kind enough to give me skills and talents, it just wouldn't be right if i didn't use them.
[Give me a hint. What are they?]
It's not my fault they can be used for evil. But honestly, Evil---Good.. Guns---Knives, whats the difference, Deception is my weapon of choice.. To Deceive and dilute the truth... and shape it into my desire..
[The powers that be gave that gift to a lot of people. Some of them even know the difference between guns and knives.]
i asked one of my guy friends the other day how he would describe me,
[...because one of the gifts that you weren't given was the capacity for independent thought.]
he told me he had a title for me ...
Daughter of Lucifier, Princess of evil, Dark Sorceress of Pain, Master of Trickry.
[Those guys. They'll say anything to get in your britches.]
and do you know what? I am not offeneded one bit.
[We'll just call that a gift.]
One Liner:
i don't see why guys have a problem hitting me, because i definately don't have a problem hitting them.
[They live by the time-honored standard of never hitting anyone who is a shitload crazier than they are. You're not offended by that either, I'm sure.]
Email : dial-a-domme@sympatico.ca
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Why am I a heartless bitch? Hmm, let me think.
[You should probably try to warm up first. It prevents strain.]
For a long time I thought the general population's IQ was pretty damn low, then I realized i'm just a lot smarter than the average idiot. Yes, I said that on purpose, have a laugh. I'm considered dominant, domineering, sexually agressive, etc.
[*Yawn*. See "say anything" remark above.]
By a lot of men, and a few women. That's their problem.
[So why bother mentioning it?]
Except I'm not some dominatrix that just wants to whip some snivelling prissy boy's offered ass.
[Not yet.]
That doesn't stop submissive whiners from being attracted to me!
[Methinks she doth protest too much.]
I will admit I get some satisfaction and enjoyment, when after a bad day, I get to be cruel and turn down a man in womans panties begging me to walk all over them with high heels.
[How do you know that they are wearing women's panties? Psycho-kinetics or X-ray vision?]
I don't wear skirts, don't own a single one in my closet. No high heels either. I dress how I like, comfortable. I keep my hair tied back in a ponytail, and I don't wear make-up.
[These define a woman, to be sure.]
So of course, because I don't follow the norm and be a "good girl, why can't you make yourself pretty?" type, I'm an outcast. So they say. I'm not an outcast, as much as I'm free, free to be the
[...bore]
bitch I am.
[I was right the first time.]
One Liner:
"No, you -can't- kiss my ass, sissy boy!"
[Not without paying the surcharge, anyway.]
Email : imnotthatdesperate@looser[sic]baby-so-why-dontcha-kill-me.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
[Like shootin' fish in a barrel.]
heartless bitches can go fuck the world"ooh ooh look at me, i want to be a heartless bitch then i can be like sooo fucking cool"-whatever.you don't have to prove yourself on this shitty little site to become a heartless bitch, anybody can become a heartless bitch...hahahaha,and if you're all gonna get all "bitchy" now because i insulted your site then you can stick it up your ass..'cause i don't give a shit.i think you're all just a bunch of little highschool girl, trying to act all bitchy..."oohooh...i'm a bitch and i hate men..i haven't got a heart and i'm so damn proud of it"....have fun on your sad little site.and just by the way...little girl, it's is time to grow up, and go get yourselfs some men and have sex, i promise you'll all feel much better.good luck, you'll need it!
[And the award for best annoying performance by a teen-angst star -- Desperate Loser.]
One Liner:
oh no, you want the chicks to give you a one-liner?hahaha-sad!
[Those are called pick-up lines.]
Email : insomniac@usa.net
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't know if I am.....I'm pissed....it's 5:30....
[Captain's Log…..StarDate 01:25:03:08:53:…29….Am in shock….sensors detect….William Shatner clone….set phasers to…..kill.]
I'm working on my 86th hour of being awake.....
[For the love of all that is holy, get some sleep. No one needs this long a run-on sentence.]
and I got an e-mail from a friend directing me here.......I don't hate guys all the time.....I have 4 guys that I tolerate....one being my dad....2 being my dead grandpa....
[You'll have to figure out that she's counting, not adding. She's not operating on full thrusters.]
and the other two are just cool.....i hate most chicks...I can't help it....insecure I guess....arrogant at the same time though.....
[You would think that would be a more exciting combination. Insecurity + Arrogance = Disoriented and Dull.]
and I've been called a heartless bitch quite a bit.....along with a "cock tease" and simply bitch....or insensitive....and other forms of "I hate your guts and die" words....
[Well, when you lead a horse to water and have no intention of letting them drink, you're not going to get compliments.]
One Liner:
A woman is someone in your mind, a girl is just learning, a bitch is a god.
Email : horndog@123india.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i want intimate friendship.i want relationship in india near about delhi.
[You again?]
One Liner:
i want intimate relatinonship to fullfill your needs and my needs also.
[There was no doubt about you wanting to fulfill YOUR needs.]
Email : chief-dolt@menareidiots.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
men are the weaker sex and they must be destroyed
One Liner:
Kiss my ass....no wait, bite it
[And the winner for most applications rejected goes to: Chief Dolt.]

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