For the Week of March 18, 2001
edited by JadeSyren
Email : fudgemistress@bust.com
URL : (don't need a bf) (makeup) (clothes)
[No, not what makes you Hurl.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
[I guess this means that she knows that she doesn't have any.]
One Liner:
Don't burn down my house, then ask if you may use my washroom.
[Shouldn't that be ashroom?]
Email : poet-laureate@sk.sympatico.ca
UserID : assonfire
[Too much bean dip?]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Look both ways before crossing this peach,
Yo'r ass this Mama tans, with a lesson to teach!
[The woman's a Shakespeare.]
One Liner:
When Men Fuck Up, I Fuck Down On Them.
[Sounds like a poorly translated Japanese to English action movie.]
Email : bondagequeens@m.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Ok I've made a fucking effortwhat more do ya want?
One Liner:
If ignorance is bliss, you are orgasmic
[In the windows of her mind, a small, small candle is lit.]
Email : can't-be-assed@cableinet.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because...well...I do things my way.
Nah fuck it, actually I can't be assed to send in an application.
[I find that people ultimately "ass" themselves, given enough time and opportunity.]
I don't want to join,
[But you were too dumb to find where to send comments and complaints.]
I know you put that other girl in the weak of the week for saying she thought your site was laid out badly and stuff,
[That was just bonus, really. Like with you. You're not here because you don't like how the site looks, but because you were stupid enough to send it to me, with a half-hearted attempt at application.]
and to be honest I agree with her. I'll see you around.
[How?]
One Liner:
I'm not a bitch, I'm just in control.
[So what do you do when you don't want to join? You complete the one-liner. Who are you trying to kid?]
Email : Pretty_stinky@aol.com
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I just don't see what the hell iz up with females,who swear up and down that they are women, letting these bullshit ass pups walk all over them. Sorry my theroy iz if they want to play games make sure you play them harder.
[Why play gamez at all? Why use Z for S? Why ask why?]
One Liner:
Try to play whatever gamez you want... Well I've already moved on you'll be layin at home with thoughts of me in your head.
[Z-z-z-z-z.]
Email : Bimbo Barbarella@utvinternet.net
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because I bit my boyfriends
[That should probably read "ex."]
balls so hard he bled,
[All you had to do was say no.]
I slapped the office bimbo across the face just for being to damn stupid.
[Musta looked like a scene from Fight Club.]
I can spot a complete wanker from a mile away by the smug ugly look on his face.
[Who can't?]
One Liner:
I'd love bite the balls off my boyfriend and teach him a thing or to
[Two things are about all you could teach him, unless he's a mutant.]
Email : choices@bitches.private.as
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I can get all the guys I won't, but I only take those who has been taken before...
[Sloppy seconds.]
One Liner:
kill me, fuck me, luv me I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
[That's kiSS, KISS. Trust me.]
Email : pretentious-ass@usa.net
[He was just looking for a forum that remotely related to his rant since it's painfully obvious that he didn't bother to read past the title page. Hey buddy, have the courage to create your own website. It's much easier than looking for someone else to hang your troubles on.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Having come across your web site, I find some of your comments interesting and appropriate to the female experience,
[What would you know about the female experience that you can judge ours as "appropriate"? I am not falling for the "stroke and slap" method of debate, especially when it is this clumsy.]
especially with many men, whom I will not defend when their behavior has inspired
[Because you are one, and you will never understand why. Given my choice, I would rather deal with an out-and-out sexist pig. He's honest. Controlling fuckers like you make me want to puke.]
negative responses and reactions from women. But I also find your general attitude here to be no more admirable that the hideous attitudes I find from the publishers and contributors to [male] magazine.
[They aren't hideous. They know where their audience lives.]
I am not whining. I don't whine.
[No, you've cast yourself into the role of educator, and mister, you've misplaced your lesson plan.]
One of my primary characteristics is the fact that I accept life and people, as they are, not what I expect.
[And that belief immediately prompted you to write this letter? Got some swampland to sell me?]
This has kept me sane. But that does not keep me from making observations and seeing what is really going on.
[Then what is?]
When a person is functioning out of a negative response from a negative experience,
[Here we go. If only I had a nickel for everyone that wrote here and said "I agree with what you say, but..." I'd be wealthy. If I only had a penny for people that misunderstood everything we've said and blamed it on our supposed negative experiences, I'd be even MORE wealthy.
The negative experiences we've had are not a common thread among us, and they involve more than just men.]
they are caught up in an attitude that is just as bad as what they hate in others. There is a real place in this world for such mature characteristics as magnanimity, spirituality, optimism, giving, openness, vulnerability without fear of victimization,
[And you missed them all. Your predisposition towards feminism is what caused you to miss out. Maybe you should try that openness that you prescribe.]
and general happiness and healthy acceptance of the difference between the sexes
[This isn't about the sexes in a singular sense, but the stupidity featured by both sexes in a stereotypical pattern. That's probably going to be new material for you.]
without reverting to bitterness, vindictiveness, sarcasm, belittling and condescension.
[Confucius say: When you point the finger of accusation at another, three fingers are pointing back at you.]
An honest look at mere anatomy will tell the casual observer that men and women were made for one another.
[Red Alert: Homophobia!]
Failed relationships, betrayal, selfishness, and exploitation are never an excuse for going backwards in a reactionary way. I will never appreciate or assent to the path many, many women in our society have taken that is nothing more than a vengeful exploitation of the characteristics in men;
[Notice how you don't include that male magazine here. You've taken the first lesson in debate: compare and contrast. You were out to lunch when they taught you about consistency. This proves that you only included magazines such as those to try and lend credibility to your false gender-neutral stance. The meat of your issue is not with men, but women. You're not fair or impartial, you're just angry about being spurned, and by the rejections you're bound to receive in the future if liberated women continue. We're a big threat to you.]
to be sight oriented, to need women, to seek intimacy, companionship, and commitment from a woman.
[Boo fucking hoo.]
Norman Mailer once made the admission and observation that he was once a sexist. He believed that women were better than men.
[Did you think that we agree with that statement?]
But since women have moved into positions of power, economically, politically, and socially, they have proved themselves to be just as evil, just as opportunistic, just as greedy, just as selfish, just as cruel, and just as vindictive as men.
[…therefore equal to men, by your own account. You've just gotten out of a bad relationship, haven't you?]
When women hold out their beauty and attractiveness to men as bait, allure, as a commodity, in a deceitful way to exploit men, to feign intimacy, to tease, to gain
[Not that I agree with this, but aren't men equally stupid for falling for a pretty face? Oh no. If men are bad, it is the fault of women. Meet the powerless male archetype.]
financial power, to exercise power, and to exact retribution and vengeance, to demean, to dominate, and to compensate for feelings of perceived or real victimization, that is equally as evil as wrongs perpetrated on women by men in the past.
[I see. Leading a man to his own perdition is just as bad as rape, the pay imbalance, the socioeconomic imbalance, and the real victimization you mention.]
This only contributes to alienation of the sexes, frustration and an overall sick society that contributes to violence, rape, homosexuality,
[Who didn't see this one coming?]
voyeurism,
[Voyeurism?]
pornography, chronic offenders, misogyny,
[And these are committed by which of the genders, statistically speaking? Consistency, you've gotta have it.]
and the break down of family life and moral integrity in our society. When sex and natural intimacy are withheld from men, the result is a creature that is a menace to
[I see. For world peace and other goodness, women must lie down and give up the coochie.
"'Cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy." --Trey Parker and Matt Stone.]
society. Not to mention the creation of young men who have not experienced good enough mothering and the parenting that leads to respectable, honorable, normal,
[Men suck because women failed them? Oh, that's just rich.]
protective, and safe men in our society. When woman view men as stupid, exploitable, expendable, and unnecessary,
[You're doing a bang-up job of portraying them as such. Fortunately, we don't share your viewpoint because we believe in personal responsibility.]
in order to promote the superiority of women, there is a price to pay.
[Nope, not superiority, merely equality.]
Woman do not want equal rights and equal standing.
[Now you're telling me what I want. Perfect! Did I call you a control-freak already?]
They want superiority, vengeance, power, freedom from interdependence,
[Who doesn't want freedom from interdependence? I can't think of anything more a nuisance than a cling-on. No wonder you're alone. You probably piss and moan about nice guys finishing last when you're smothering her.]
and the accepted right to demean, exploit and despise men.
[I find that given enough time and opportunity, they demean and exploit themselves. Look what you've done with your 15 minutes.]
I cannot tell you how much I love women; appreciate their characteristics, manners, ways, and mystery.
[Mysterious like Africa. Ah yes. Now I know what rant you read and identified with --ahem-- disagreed with.]
But they demean themselves, and lose their admirability, virtue, and beauty when they
[There is more to me than beauty and mystery. Tell me, if you're for the equal treatment of both sexes, why do you cling to beauty, admiration, mystery and virtue for women only? You don't love us; you objectify us. I'm not a statue or toy. Neither are men. Believe it or not, both sexes are ultimately and solely responsible for their individual actions, you little victim, you.]
are encouraged to reject, patronize, withdraw from, and condescend to men.
[Here ye, Here ye. All women are forbidden to reject men, this pretentious ass in particular. Doing so will unleash untold innate male aggressions, and you know what that means. Ignore this warning at your peril. You will only have yourselves to blame.]
I miss women, all they are, all they stand for and their appointed place in our society
[Snork. Appointed place, indeed. Can you say "kitchen"? Well, he's a little more liberal than that. Hell, we belong in the bedroom, too.]
as mothers, wives, healers, comforters, lovers, angels, inspirations, refreshers, and friends. How long will this battle of the sexes continue. I really miss you all.
[Refresher? How is that different than cum receptacle? A rose by any other name means that you are still sleeping alone. It's a good thing that our imaginations outgrew your feeble longings.]
One Liner:
I pity perpetrators, exploiters, the condescending, and the uncompassionate.
[That's just because you're pity-full.]
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