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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of December 30th, 2000

Email : she's_a@barbiegirl.co.uk

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because...................................i am evil canevil.

[Watch as dare-devil Evil Canevil *snicker* attempts to leap over the dramatic pause in this sentence. I bet he breaks his neck...again.]

Thankyou

[Oh no, thank you.]

One Liner:
Do you bitch? No I dont, I just slag off people(bitch)

[She actually has a website in which she encourages others to write in the names and phone numbers of people they want "slagged". I suppose her crack team crank calls these people in a fashion that makes the Jerky Boys look funny.]



Email : sweet_babe@verslo.is

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because i'm a bitch!! Everybody know that i'm beautiful and I know it to!!=)

One Liner:
Hi! I'm a sweet_babe and if you wanna be one to you really should ask me for advice...

[And when she realized what she had done, she submitted again.]

Email : sweet_babe@as-if.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless bitch because I look good and everybody knows that. I love being cruel to boys hwo are coming on to me because the way I look. They really deserve it!!

[Grammatically improved, but still content-free.]

One Liner:
I'm a sweet babe abd everybody knows it!!

[...but who cares.]



Email : shallow_puddle@pacificaccess.com.au

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

i just dont care, if your ugly it dosent matter what you wear or drive your still god-damn ugly

[Especially if you never look beyond the surface.]

Why do fat people buy chocolate & wear short skirts with huge splits so there celulite spills out?

[Why do dumb people ask silly questions?]

Do they think they look good?

[Do you think you're intelligent, or does that not matter, so long as you look good?]

Losers from school think they are so popular now they're outa school for some reason...just don't talk to me cause HELLO your still a LOSER & just cause you've dyed your hair...your eyes are still squinty.

[I can see how that makes someone a loser.]

I cant stand it when people put on the sincere "OH that's not nice" Act...its like get over it just say what you REALLY think & if that is what you really think GET A LIFE!!! cause life isn't all roses & f**** tulips!!!

[It's not all skin deep either.]

One Liner:
"...& your telling me this WHY?"

[My sentiments.]



Name: Appitamy of bitch

[Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Misspell your opener, and the world laughs AT you.]

Email : she's_a@barbiegirl.co.uk

[Back again for more.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
we are heartless bitches because we put the 'ch' in bitch baby!

[So without us, bitch would be bit?]

and also we laugh at old men when they tell us their wives passed away ten years ago!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAH

[We reserve laughter for the appitamy of bitches who put the "ch" in it. Yeah.]

One Liner:
TO ALL YOU SKINNY PEEPS OUT THERE:- when you die i'll hollow out a twig and bury you in it HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Just fold them up and stick 'em in that hollow in your skull.]



Email : bitch@u.com

[Not a real address anyway.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i hate u for me doing this fo that amount of time

[I hate that you submitted this. It's good to know that I can exert so much power over you. I'm now commanding you to go read a book.]

One Liner:
i am english, so im allowed

[To what?]



Email : doofus@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
that is my calling in life!!!!!!!!!!!

[Find a new vocation and get an unlisted number.]

One Liner:
Be a Bitch it very fulfilling

[Good guess.]



Email : www.willirm@can't-spell-his-name.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Becouse my friends call me heartless bitch

[Instead of willirm?]

One Liner:
Becouse I'm one heartless bitche

[Ask Santa for a dictionary this year.]









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