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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren


For the week of December 23rd, 2000

Name: The question is What IS your name

[Don't you know who you are?]

Email : WhatIS@youremailaddress.com

[If by some chance I was smoking crack and you got accepted, you would have never known.]

URL : yes its at www.angelfire.com and you click on the

[On the What? I'm going for the big X on the upper right.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Bitches, what a word. Dont you think?

[The question is if you think. I know the answer.]

just bvecause i am one, i guet treted differently from everyone else.

[That's only the voices in your head talking...and tell them to get a typing lesson.]

everyones like ooooh shes a bitch and im like yeah babe get over it you blonde

[Meanwhile, I'm, like, what is the point of an empty simile? What ARE you like? Sounds like you're a hammer without a head.]

fucking bint. anyway ur all american so ur probably blonde too,

[Blondes haven't cornered the market in stupidity.]

but to fuck with it. i hate blondes. the peroxide gets to their brains. lioke yeah whatever.

[At least they aren't like all Oh yeah, whatever and Ahh!]

SO IM A FUCKING BITCH, SO DEAL WITH IT!

[Appropriately. Just let me open the lid on the trash can, and I'll be ready for you.]

One Liner:
fuck you, fuck the world, fuck everyone

[Fuck this application.]



Email : encoder@incybr.com.au

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

ifn it doesn't WORK it's because YOU, 'THE OTHR', sukz !:) Stand And Delivr. youall DO sometimes doIT! for GOOD Reason. take yr p(r?)ick nd bite it. mine is littlr than yrs, but much bettr. damm but this one could/must go on forevr..

One Liner:
on the evidence, 'u' ndhopefgully 'ewe', have(!) gotta clue(!)

[How much for a vowel?]



Email : lil-miss-tic-tac@hargray.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont give a fuck about dickless guys who tries to talk to you with stink ass breath

[So all you dickless fellers out there get some mints already.]

One Liner:
Bitches are not born, they are develop by dump ass guys and stupid ass hoes

[Aw. Poor baby. It's not YOUR fault. Wah wah wah.]



Email : silly@bitch.org

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[Test anxiety.]

One Liner:
it is better to kill 1 bad woman than 100 tempted men

[You're my shining example.]



Email : loopy@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i couldnt giva a crap about any whinin u got for me coz i am about me not you

One Liner:
get fucked i dont care

[Sure you do. From the Lame to the Bone series, I present Loopy's AOL profile]

Member Name: [loopy]
Location: Wiltshire
Sex: Female
Marital Status: Not yet
Hobbies: Watching moto-x listening to music,boys
Computers: A white one,a green&black one
Occupation: schoolie, child carer
Personal Quote: U do moto-x you da man if you do im me, if ur a fit lad 15 & above im me

[Can we get this in English?]



Email : crazyma@home.com

URL : [incomplete]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
After I woke up and realized I had been played by my ex (First and last time it'll happen) I knew I had to strike back. No way was I gonna allow this guy to get the best of me. Did he really expect me to just ignore whats been done and take it? I suppose he didn't know me too damn well if he thought he could walk on me.

[*Yawn*. Yet another story about revenge on an Ex. I can scarce contain my excitement. Imagine the indignity you must have suffered because he broke up with you.]

After I put an estate sale ( Estate sale EARLY BIRDS WELCOME.. EVERYTHING MUST GO ) ad in the Dallas Morning Newspaper and gave his & his new victims address I made a web page just to show him how much I appreciate "The ride".

[Living well wasn't good enough?]

This Chick does NOT take shit for anyone. I have more ideas for revenge and I will save them til someone fucks ATTEMPTS to screw me over. Nothing is more rewarding than to make people regret they ever under estimated my ability to get revenge.

[Or over-estimated your ability to be an adult.]

One Liner:
Thank you for reaffirming my commitment to birth control.

[Thank you for taking it.]











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