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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of December 10, 2000

Email : mcstupid@reznet.lakeheadu.ca

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i eat men for breakfast and shit them out at lunch.....i think i deserve to be a heartless bitch

[I'd hate to see your cholesterol levels.]

One Liner:
men lick my ass crack

[Hmm. Where would that be on the food pyramid? Must be "fats and oils".]



Email : gothic-trailertrash@home.nl

[Don't blame me. I got this name from her URL.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am no longer sticking up with no shit. fear female domination!

[Especially if this is the flavor of the future.]

One Liner:
i make courtney love look like a pussy

[Really? Try telling me why you think so. It's been a slow week.]



Email : bendover_and_smile@lactodorum99.freeserve.co.uk

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i,m a heartless bitch because i am

[And that has made all the difference.]

One Liner:
if i had a face like your i would teach my asre to smile

[Your ass can learn? Call Guinness.]



Email : beggar@wave.co.nz

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch because...I'm not willing to spare much more of my time and energy on this membership application. Just let me in, for fucks sake.

[Sorry. It takes far too much of my time and energy to let you in.]

One Liner:
Detached indifference works for me.

[Me too. Like a Voodoo charm.]



Email : motorscooter@iinet.net.au

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I AM SICK OF BEHAVING AND GETTING SHAT OFF BY STOOPID SLUTTY SKANKS ..

[Shat off by stoopid slutty skanks?]

I AM NO LONGER GOING TO TAKE IT.. :) THEY STEAL MY MAN, PRANK CALL ME OR POISON MY DOG AGAIN AND THEY DDDIIIIEEEEE!!!

[I wouldn't give anyone the second chance to poison my dog.]

One Liner:
I believe light travels faster than sound becuase at first you seemed bright until i head you speak!

[I get that effect with applications like these.]



Email : germydude@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[What is the sound of one brain stalling?]

One Liner:
men are stoopid girls are evil

[Did they change the spelling of stupid when I wasn't looking?]



Email : weak_and_lame@cbu.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Last night my ex-husband swallowed 33 lithium capsules and I never called 911. Top that..

[I fed them to him.]

One Liner:
When called a bitch, I reply, "That's right, and I'm proud to be one of the few Best Intentioned True Catty Hussies out there.

[Just what we need...another Catty Hussy.]









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