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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of November 26, 2000

Email : horrible_customer@softcom.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I cant stand people period... The PERFECT example.. I was at the hallmark store the other day, The little skank employee starring at me the whole time I was in line.

[C'mon. How long are the lines at a Hallmark store? She looked at you for two minutes. Whoo.]

by the time I got up to her I really was flaming. I slammed my shit on the counter and I let her know under no uncertain terms she was a pukey little skank,

[Just for staring at you? Perhaps she knew you, and that was why she was staring? Maybe your twitchy eye got her attention.]

discusting to the public and that she needed to know how to treat customers when they are in line.

[Do things like make eye contact, smile and ring up purchases in a speedy manner?]

and girls who try to act like something they are not.. like ones that spend all of their measly paycheck on clothes and they drive beat up pacer cars.

[God forbid.]

and they park 5 miles away from their destination..lol and people on disability... they get a fat check everymonth.. but yet they are out in the yard lanscaping it.. ? hmmm i thought he was disabled?? fukkin fraudulent liar..

[You're just confused and blissfully unaware of the various conditions that will allow you to do yardwork, but prevent you from driving or even *gasp* get a job.]

that is why I cant stand people in general.... I have been called an inconsiderate bitch but oh well.. what the hell.. fuck em

One Liner:
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE????????????!!!!!"

[Not in the least.]



Email : aisha@coconfused.nl

URL : What the FUCK is that?

[I love it when they ask this question.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because? Come on if your a real BITCH you can't explain something like that in words.

[Funny, the ones that make it can. Heartless Bitches can express themselves.]

Actions are the way to go. How can I ever proof that I'm a real BITCH, with just using words? FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[Her no need talk. Her just gesture and grunt.]

One Liner:
I'm gonna pull you to this bullet and put it through you

[Ever hear tell of the invention of the gun? You'll find it handier.]



Email : she'sno@prodigy.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Three seconds from now will it really matter why I'm a bitch!?

[Yesterday, today, and always. It should to you, too.]

One Liner:
like i give a fuck what you think of my one-liner!

[You just don't give a fuck. It makes you a slacker, not a bitch.]



Email : dumblystupid@uswest.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im a heartless bitch ..because i refuse to exceapt down out luck stories from homeless guy that holds up sign "will work fo food"He came up ask for 5 bucks i ask him sure go mow my grass and rake it i will give what you deserve,he did

[5 bucks to mow your lawn? Way to cheat a homeless guy that actually MADE GOOD on that "work for food" deal.]

i went down to fast food place and bought combo meal.Gave it to him.He started giving me song and dance about his down out luck(while i was getting drunk off of his breath) I looked at him and said so,you dont want food,i want money..okay go get a job.your sign says will work for food ..he grab sack and yells your a heartless bitch...yeah i may be but im not a homeless stupid drunk that just did a twenty dollar job for a 4 dollar meal!

[Easily this is one of the most untrue stories I have heard. Sadder is that you thought anyone would appreciate this.]

.I will tell you go freakin mow my yard,if u do a good

[What? Didn't he MOW your freakin yard already?]

One Liner:
im not predjudist bitch i hate everyone equally.. so this just makes me a bitch.

[It makes you redundant, silly, and obviously a rotten speller.]



[Tag Team Dummies]

Email : must-be-jokin@lovemail.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i ate ten dicks in an x sec.

[Roman Numeral Time.]

so sign me up dick face..

[You're the one giving blow jobs, lickety split.]

One Liner:
etisalat

[I'm guessing that this is the sound your lips make after all that action in X seconds.]

[The other dummy.]

Name: Christ

[What I said when I read it.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I want to fuck them !!!! yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This certainly make ME want to drop my panties.]

One Liner:
Fuck the bitches

[Ooh, you charmer.]


Email : princess@vic.australis.com.au

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not always heartless and I'm not always a bitch. But I live in a household full of men and I always eventually get my own way.

[This makes you a spoiled princess.]

I'm an intelligent articulate woman, and I have a lot to offer. Reading your pages has made me think I can find friends here.

[And if you don't, you'd bat your lashes and pout until you do?]

One Liner:
If you don't have books in your house...I don't think we'll have much in common,

[Mine don't have the pictures.]



Email : kbrdsmom@kidcentric.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Hi there

[Great opening.]

My bitchiness truely comes from within. I have not had life spoon- fed to me like so many others I see out there. I have been knocked down, had my dreams and goals taken away and through it all I've picked myself up and dusted myself off and came out stronger than I was before. I have learned that I am the only one that I can really depend on. I'm tired of being let down by my expectations in other people. Life is just too short to waste my time with a bunch of shit that isn't gonna matter one way or the other in the long haul anyway. People who judge me before getting to know me or even after for that matter and dont' like what and who I am can go screw themselves. I am this way because I have learned to survive and to thrive. I don't feel the need to rant and rave on one sex or the other. Everyone has a sob story, a probelm, or a pain in their life that they would rather whine about then do anything about, when are they gonna learn it's no one's problem but their own!

[Not too bad...then the other personality speaks.]

?

[???]

My one weakness is revenge. I'm not they type to sit back and feel sorry for myself when it comes to men. Life does go on. I've had people fired from thier jobs, (Just because I could), had cars towed, repossessed, and dismantled ( My father owned a body shop and I picked up a few things ).

[Disturbed, deranged, off her medication and loose on the streets.]

I also have an ex who was caught selling crack while in the army. I especially like to mess with his head. I call him every few years to leave messages for his current girlfriend on his machine. Nothing spectacular, just a "Hi darling just wanted to let you know you were wonderful yesterday" type of thing. The girlfriends have never been the same twice. I only do this because

[You can't move on? Life frightens you? Any answer is pathetic. Get OVER him, already. I'll bet you have his picture surrounded by candles in a corner of your house.]

I enjoy it, it lightens my mood, and I'm a bitch. I just heard he's going to become a father soon. I sent a very nice card filled with warmest wishes...

[Many states have anti-stalker legislation. You may just find him returning your warmest wishes.]

One Liner:
NO! does not mean you should try something even more stupid to get in my bed.

[The way you obsess over your ex, it's obvious that NO one is trying to get into your bed.]



[From the YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME section: A rules girl. Yes, I know. Contain your laughter until the end of the presentation, if you can.]

Email : sans-clue@bellsouth.net

URL : www.geocities.com/rulesgirl

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I belive a woman is and can be capable of so much more than what she is given credit for. I belive in always having high standers.

[Waders. What every woman really needs is a set of hip waders.]

When people call me a bitch I laugh and say THANK YOU! because it means I take no S*$@ from noone :).

[What's REALLY funny is how you rules girls want to be bitches, and all you talk about is how to get, keep, get over, land, and marry a man.]

One Liner:
B/C LuvBytes

[Being on Weak of the Weak ain't so hot either.]

[Excerpts from her page:]

Well here is [my dumbass site] and I hope that you have read all the Articles if not some. Thanks for coming to see what I've been building for some time now. When I first found (The Rules Board) I could'nt belive what I had found. I had found a message board were Women from all around the world came to give their Advise,Wisdom,Humor and all sort of tips about flirting, love, life and relationships.

[What? Nothing of grammar? I'd be hard-pressed to take adviCe from someone who couldn't spell it.]

One day I was talking to a friend at work about makeing web-sites when I thought to myself "Why dont I make a site about love and relationships" and not only

[Then you thought about what shade of lipstick would go best with cream linen, and if the guy at the copier is making eyes at you.]

about The Rules but stories that will make you feel good about being who you are and about who you can become with some great self esteem and encouraging articles. I will be updating[my dumbass site] once a month with fresh and new articles for you. If you have any articles like the ones here at[my dumbass site] and you would like for me to post them or if you have any comments send them to me

[I've changed your name and URL because you really DON'T want the comments you'll get from this, even if you desperately need them. You should set up a stand on the corner and pay people a dollar to kick you in the head.]



Email : fecal-maniac@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I date men with nice cars and lots of money. I wouldn't date a ugly poor person. I would date a hansome poo

[Y'know. I never thought I'd ever see those words in print. Spare me the gory details of how you met. Yet another form of Ass Hell: Poo-Dating. Bleach!]

One Liner:
I could dress like you but my Dad has a job.

[At a waste treatment plant? Nevermind.]









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