Latest: May 12, 2002

Previous 'Issues':

2002
December 23, 2001
December 16, 2001
December 9, 2001
December 2, 2001
November 25, 2001
November 18, 2001
November 11, 2001
November 4, 2001
October 28, 2001
October 21, 2001
October 14, 2001
October 7, 2001
September 30, 2001
September 23, 2001
September 16, 2001
September 9, 2001
August 19, 2001
August 12, 2001
August 5, 2001
July 29, 2001
July 22, 2001
July 15, 2001
July 8, 2001
July 1, 2001
June 24, 2001
June 17, 2001
June 10, 2001
June 3, 2001
May 27, 2001
May 20, 2001
May 13, 2001
May 6, 2001
April 29, 2001
April 22, 2001
April 15, 2001
April 4, 2001
March 31, 2001
March 25, 2001
March 18, 2001
March 11, 2001
March 4, 2001
February 25, 2001
February 18, 2001
February 11, 2001
February 4, 2001
January 28, 2001
January 22, 2001
January 12, 2001
January 7, 2001
January 5, 2001
December 30, 2001
December 23, 2000
December 10, 2000
December 3, 2000
November 26, 2000
November 19, 2000
November 12, 2000
November 5, 2000
October 29, 2000
October 22, 2000
October 15, 2000
October 8, 2000
October 1, 2000
September 24, 2000
September 17, 2000
September 9, 2000
September 2, 2000
August 27, 2000
August 20, 2000
August 12, 2000
August 6, 2000
July 30, 2000
July 23, 2000
July 16, 2000
July 10, 2000
June 24, 2000
June 19, 2000
May 28/June 12, 2000
May 22, 2000
May 15, 2000
May 7, 2000
May 1, 2000
April 24, 2000
April 17, 2000
April 10, 2000
April 2, 2000
March 20, 2000
March 6, 2000
February 20, 2000
February 13, 2000
January 30, 2000
January 16, 2000
January 2, 2000
December 13, 1999
December 5, 1999
November 28, 1999
November 21, 1999
November 14, 1999
November 7, 1999
Aug 24, 1999
June 1, 1999
May 24, 1999
May 17, 1999
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of October 29, 2000

Email : chuck-g.productions@home.com

UserID : slutpuppy

[Red Alert.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I take no shit from nobody,I see what I want ain't no one going to stop "The Kid"

[That's right. You can look all you want.]

One Liner:
"Kicking your Ass is too easy,So I'll try harder"

[Talk about a wasted effort.]



Email : trashie-mae@flash.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont like people and ill tell ya i dont like you and if you mess with someone i love ill fuck ur world UP....

[She'll follow you around and talk to you in front of your friends.]

One Liner:
The 5 F's .......Find'em, Found'em, Frinch'em,

[What one might do to the Grinch.]

Fuck'em,Forget'em........or......... B-I-T-C-H Busty-intelagent-

[All her intelagince is in her bust.]

Talanted-cute-and horney..........I may be a bitch but im good at diging your ditch......

[That's because it has no speaking parts.]



Name: none O your business

[Tragically uncute.]

Email : mindOmonkey@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I fucking want to be and my laziness is preventing me from saying anything witty or convincing right now.

[And your laziness is preventing you from being accepted right now.]

One Liner:
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. " "I don't have low self-esteem, I have low esteem for everyone else"-Daria

[And stop quoting bumperstickers and Mtv cartoons.]










Copyright© Heartless Bitches International (heartless-bitches.com) 1999

Send this page to someone who needs to read it.
go to top

Pause your cursor over each link below for a more detailed description

Home
Search HBI
HBI FAQ
   Rants
   Collected Quotes
   The Manipulator Files
   Nice Guys? BLEAH
   Links
    I'M NOT BITTER...
   Auntie Dote
   Honorary HBs
   Adult Books
   Kids Books
   Privacy Policy
   Awards
   HBI Sitings

---

Want to link to HBI?



  Want to know when we update? Subscribe to our "What's New" RSS Feed

(What is an RSS Feed?)


Get SharpReader - our favorite RSS aggregator - it's free!

If you don't have a Newsreader, you can subscribe to updates via email:

Enter your Email


Powered by FeedBlitz

Add this Content to Your Site