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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of October 22, 2000

Email : donnamadass@email.msn.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I think YOU WANNA-BE BITCHES ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DUMB ASSES WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO MAKE THIS STUPID ASS WEB SITE.

[Untrue. We also use our shift and caps-lock keys with impunity.]

AND, WHILE YOU ARE HERE, MAINTAINING THIS "WEB SITE",

[No, it is, in actuality, a web site.]

I AM OUT THERE IN THE WORLD BEING THE BITCH THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD BE, AND

[I can't tell you how often I've dreamed of being a "bitch" that yells in e-mail.]

GETTING WHAT YOUR COMPUTER GEEK LITTLE WHINY ASS WISHES YOU COULD HAVE. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ALL THE WHINY ASSES OUT THERE? YOU DO.

[Only in the "provision of amusement" aspect.]

WHY MAKE A FUCKING WEB SITE ABOUT THEM?

[It's not about them, or you.]

ALL THAT DOES IS GIVE THE WHINY LITTLE PINHEADS POWER OVER YOU. GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU WANNA-BE BITCH!! AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!!

[Ironically, all you loud-mouths tell anyone you talk to on the internet to "get a life", and here you are, on the internet with us.]

One Liner:
OH GET REAL. LIKE I NEED YOU TO TELL ME I'M A BITCH? I'M A BIGGER BITCH THAN YOU ARE SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[What, were you exposed to dangerous levels of radiation? Look out, Tokyo!]



Email : heartless_bitch@loser.net

[She made an identity just for us.]

UserID : #1 BITCH!

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Men FUCKING SUCK ASS! ALL THEY FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS PUSSY!

[I thought they only cared about pussy, and here you are claiming that they suck ass.]

One Liner:
I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING BITCH YOU EVER SAW, SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY!

[What, were you doused in radiation or something? Look out, Cleveland!]

[Take two.]

Email : abrittanydbl@loser.net

[Different name, same crap.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
my life sucks & so do men all they care about is sex and legs.

[Legs?]

One Liner:
FUCK YOU, YOU ARE A TIPICAL MALE!

[And all you care about is legs.]



Email : pretty_sneaky@webtv.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I just agree with the HB Manifesto whole heartedly even though I am a straight male, I have no compassion for women who whine about men and change the relationship retroactively. I definitely have no compassion for men who whine about how all women are liars and are irrational. I also believe HB's are best for relationships especially if they are athletic.

[Athletic, hmm? It will come in handy when you want to run from jerks like him.]

One Liner:
There are a lot of women/men in the earth.

[Some of them are even athletic.]



Email : beeef-cake!@vvm.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
if im a bitch, i must be your favorite

[Hardly.]

One Liner:
beef my cake!

[Whatever that's supposed to mean.]



Email : ricki-lake-show_reject@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

I am over people who are users and have nothing to give back! Please you wanna room here ? you need some damn rent money honey! Get a clue! I will sell you one really cheap! I can do bad all by my damn self! How does that curb look up live and in person??? LOL! See ya---see ya---wouldn't want to be ya!

[Drop that ZERO and get with a HERO.]

One Liner:
you have mistaken me for your therapist---please leave the building!

[...because Jerry's on.]



Email : psycho@insaneone.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
and i should have to explain myself why?

[Because you don't get in unless you can.]

because i just fuckin am.

[I bow to your example, O Articulate one.]

One Liner:
bitch? that would be me. NOW FUCK OFF.

[He meant the bitch behind you.]



Email : all_victim@AOL.COM

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am linked eternally to my ex-husband the king of stupid.

[You chose to continue his legacy. Who's the stupid one?]

One Liner:
Sometimes all an ex-wife has left in this world is knowing she can be so good at being a fucking Bitch.

[Then again, there's alimony.]



Email : don't-make-me-laugh@therealslimshady.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I DONT NEED A REASON TO BE A BITCH. I JUST AM........ AND I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS OR SAYS... WHO CARES????!!!!!!

[I am...whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am. - the REAL SlimShady.]

One Liner:
WERE YOU TALKING TO ME???!!

[I'm really talking at you.]










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