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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of Oct 8th, 2000

Email : mamievandorn@hetnet.nl

[Okay, so that's not her name, but it's so close that it's scary.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have murded my ex-boyfriend, because he was not straight.I drove invalides from my way and I sleep with my boss to get a promotion. Ofcourse I have made a videoband of our affair, so I can blackmail him! Not heartless enough? Wait until I visit you!!!

[This is something, alright. In any country, you'd be a menace. This isn't the sort of heartless we were looking for. You have to be sane.]

One Liner:
Born to be a Real Bitch!!!

[Loved your movies.]



Email : jaziislover@2die4.com

UserID : qtpieoo

[More like "euw".]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not a heartless b*** I just wanted to alarm you all that Jesus loves you

[I'll consider myself alarmed.]

and don't be so cruel just because your ugly and no one has ever asked you out.

[Not true. Jesus asked me out just the other day, but I couldn't take his "free love" attitude. I mean, that guy loves EVERYBODY.]

One Liner:
Jesus loves you!

[Understandable. Why He loves you has got to be the definition of faith.]



Email : you-sure-are@iamugly.co.uk

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not sure that I meet your qualification as a heartless bitch, but as I'm bored and, I'm afraid, too tiered to look for a guestbook here. I shall induldge

[Just what we needed, a tier one, confused applicant.]

myself... I do not always find incompetent people that much of a source of anger. When I do, such as when they slow me down, I'm normaly able to disspose of them. I am a chef.

[He has no idea how funny he is. The secret's in the sauce.]

If a new employee starts who isn't up to speed, they will be made clear that they should leave, in less words. However, I do like to win. the tacticts I use normaly depend on the bitchieness of the hit. Weak, soft or "nice" people will normaly receive my full "arsehole" act. I use them and abuse them. I may even use emotional abuse for private plesure and self-forfilment.

[Because he's a sick fucker with a spelling problem.]

Apon confronting a heartless bitch in my way i do become the weak, soft, nice and dumb person. ("I'ts not my fualt I'm dyslexic!... I didn't ask for these scars!") I then learn there abilitys, secrets and weaknesses...

[What scars, you mindfucker? Being aware is half the problem. Try a spellchecker. Mine is ringing off the hook.]

I am not afraid of how I appear to others, as long as I benefit. Example time. My ex-girl friend is a very large lady. At the time of meeting her I felt like that tipe of body.

[You felt like a large lady?]

As an added bonus, my expert mannerism's meant that this dumb blond would let me do anything to her!

[It was desperation, loneliness or the booze. Mostly the booze.]

on the other scope, at my last job I working behind a bar with people who were not exatly to my liking. I made friends with their friends. After sharing a few drug-feasts, and learning who really shouldn't have a bun, with them my managers could not stop me from virtually ruling that bar. I do hope that me being male will not affect my chance's,

[You being dreadfully close to a moron affects your chances. Your abject laziness affects your chances. I don't give a shit about your gender. There are males and females that prefer not to work for what they want, thinking that something is owed them, somehow. That affects your chances. Making that plural possessive didn't help them, either.]

I don,t want to see you as mere "man-haters".

[Like we give a fuck about how you see us. Go! Find some desperate woman to do your bidding.]

That meets my definition of being a heartless bitch.

[Not mine.]

One Liner:
(Has been used)

[Then why bother repeating it?]

"F##k off, I know that Doctors'll only do that a couple of times, apart complications, 'cos it might damage future chance's of giving birth.

[This really didn't deserve the re-run.]



Email : 411?@lecolonialchicago.com

UserID : cuntbag

[Where she carries her spare.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I push around people below me at work all the time. I make them do my work, so I can lounge around the bar, drinking and smoking! It's great, but they have to realize that somebody has to do the work and now that I am in a mangement position, I don't have to anymore.

One Liner:
Fucking a sugar daddy to get somewhere, doesn't make you weak.

[That's how you got that cushy job.]



Email : cavegirl@vollette.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I'm pissed off that the whole "free love - Peace on Earth" '60s hippies produced a generation of wimpy males that no longer know how to "be" men,

[I'd be more inclined to blame that on the men that decided to jump ship when their children were conceived.]

so they stay as children looking for mommies to marry. Give these boys some spears and loincloths, put them on a deserted island, and tell them to come back when they get some of their basic instincts back!

[Yeah! Then you can cart her off to your cave by her hair!]

One Liner:
I know that women mature faster than men, but I'll be dead before he grows out of puberty!

[So, what do you do when you're not talking about men? Sleep?]



Email : sassybtch@chickenheadmail.com

UserID : mooch

[Which is what she does for a living.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
ok i am the bitch. i wouldnt of even looked at this sight if i wasnt

[That logic makes me a dentist today. Or would I be a computer?]

why would i have come here in the first place.

[Lots of people get lost. Nothing to be ashamed about. I mean, if your English skills don't bother you, nothing else should.]

ok. that is all i have to say i should not have to explain myselfto anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

[That's because you just CAN'T explain yourself, kumquat.]

One Liner:
i hate stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[It is to laugh.]



Email : rockstar76@morefreemail.com

UserID : rockstar76

[There's a good idea.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because i was mad at guy x, so i got him drunk, and pretended liek i wanted to give him head. he pulled down his pants and i took a polaroid of his little digits,

[He kept his hand on his crotch? Hey! No means no!]

and made color copies and gave them out with his phone number to 30 girls at a huge party!!!

[This isn't less disgusting when a girl does it.]

One Liner:
better stop looking at my breast before i bite your dick off

[Run, before she whips out her Polaroid and takes pictures of your hand!]










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