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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of Sept 24th, 2000


Email : some_nit-wit@2die4.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because I learn not to give a shit about any of those stupid little snobby bitches in my life. You wanna mess around with me? Ya sure, lets go right here. I hate you if you hate me, I hate you if you do something I don't like. You wanna look at my boyfriend wrong, then its on!!!

[I haven't even been introduced to your boyfriend, Wrong.]

One Liner:
I'll turn you into a begger, after I turn your man into my slave.

[I'm already on the verge of begging you to never return.]



Name: cathhy goofy

[You're not allowed to typo your name.]

Email : cathhy@ucla.edu

[College student. You know that you want to laugh.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am a heartless bitch and i love hitting rob he is so nice to me and I love his big arms but thats not the point i am a poor colledge student that is bitter because i cant drink that much alchahol in one sitting so please let become one of your bitches because i could probably be the leader.

[Well, you'd be the first one out. We have standards, Cathh. High ones. Standards that don't involve alchahol-(tm) consumption.]

i am mean and have problems with the world because i am perfect

[It couldn't be your tendency to hit people like Rob, and your ambition to drink more than necessary.]

and nobody else thinks so there probably right

[What the hell is your major? Drinking? Typing under the influence?]

but i dont want to admit that. i also have a big big mouth

[There. Now, that's something.]

One Liner:
you cant trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die! anybody named rob is probably really cool.

[Robbers are the best! -Cathhy.]



Email : little-moron@lycos.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I just don't care about wasting my time with worthless men anylonger...I'm sick of hearing other females whine and complain about how they get used and all that

[Because it cuts into your whining time?]

shit..why bother? You don't need a man to make you happy. I wasted 2 years of my life being married to a loser, who just ended up sleeping with my 'friends'. I got him back though..I slept with his 17 year old brother, and the sad part

[There is something sadder than you sleeping with a minor for revenge?]

was, it was good, better than him. I feel no pain for spineless females who get

[...in the sack with their under-age brother-in-law?]

used, and certainly no pain for men, of any type.

One Liner:
I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day.

[What are you doing besides crying in your beer?]



Email : dope@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am Heartless Bitch---and, frankly, that's all you mothafuckas need to know..

["...to put me in the Weak of the Week."]

One Liner:
"Fuck It"

[Aptly defines the whole effort exerted here.]










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