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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of August 27th, 2000

Email : someonestupid@hoymail.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i was made this way by other bitches and assholes in the world.
i don't care about anyone's feelings when it comes to me getting what i want.
i only care about my wants and needs. i don't care what other think about me.

[Then finding yourself here won't send you into shock or shame?]

One Liner:
it takes one mussle in my arm to slap a dick.

[Are you tasty in months with an R or without?]





Email : Popedoofus@grommit.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I used to be the most heartfull bitch in the multiverse untill mr. shitwhit
came along and took my sweet love away and condemned me to a lifetime of
murderous and vengeful sentiment that i really wish i could supress but simply
cannot and that i fear will land me in prison when the entirety of his blood is
finally smeared acrosst mine face.

[You can't go on without him.]

One Liner:
There's a little plastic jheesus in the bottle of the cheise-whiz.

[Is it telling you to Kill! Kill! Kill!?]



Name: My Name Is Gladiator

[And you tell me that over and over again.]

Email : Gladiator_who_else@msn.com

UserID : Gladiator

[What else could it be?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My Name Is...

Gladiator!



One Liner:
"My name is Gladiator, and I'll have my vengeance."

[...on who? All we know is that you saw Gladiator far too much this summer.]



Email : real_damn_dumb@anti-social.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont take any shit from anyone but you are women so you probably already know that.
I like men unlike some of all the heartless bitches. I dont use men becouse no man has ever used or tried to use me

[Tell me. Why do YOU think you're here?]

One Liner:
dont need one

[Well, not without a clue anyway.]



Name: warning

[Thanks for the heads up.]

Email : bigpoo@this_IS_shit.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
23/08/00 00:57:48 Our sensors have discovered a jumpgate opening in our sector.
The origin seems to be 17:23:3. Expect company of 2127 hostile ships in 7 hours.
23/08/00 00:59:21 Our sensors have discovered a jumpgate opening in our sector.
The origin seems to be 17:23:3. Expect company of 4454 hostile ships in 8 hours.
23/08/00 01:05:38 Our sensors have discovered a jumpgate opening in our sector.
The origin seems to be 21:14:17. Expect company of 2497 hostile ships in 6 hours.
23/08/00 01:24:32 Our sensors have discovered a jumpgate opening in our sector.
The origin seems to be 9:21:16. Expect company of 7700 hostile ships in 6 hours.
23/08/00 01:24:39 Our sensors have discovered a jumpgate opening in our sector.
The origin seems to be 9:21:16. Expect company of 8900 hostile ships in 6 hours.

[Stardate: NOW. Captain's Log: We get some losers in this quadrant. Must ask Spock to boost our shields.]

One Liner:
warning.... warning.... mooonnnnkkkkkeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Oh. I see. It's not a jumpgate, it's a jungle opening in our sector.]



Email : george@icu.net

UserID : sick

[No, just crippled and lame.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because you ppl are bitches so thats why i want to see you gus

[Do you mean Gnus? Guns? Guys? Gis? What ARE you talking about?]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaahah

[Not unexpectedly, George finds himself laughing alone at his jokes.]

One Liner:
HBI

[It's not for the weak.]



Email : guineapig@researchdatadesign.com

UserID : BUDWEISER

[Her breakfast of champions.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:


One Liner:
THANKS FOR PLAYING

[That's my line. Beer makes you unnaturally bold.]



Email : mother_of_all_morons@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am a big bitch and 100% attitude so suck it

One Liner:
cause i am a bitch and i have a bad attitude

[Being barely literate is undoubtedly the reason.]



Email : Madness@aol.com

UserID : okay

[Just okay?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:


One Liner:
I am not A Bitch I am THE Bitch

[I am wondering if your child applied in your name.]



Email : sonyrrific@aol.com


Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
1- I can't stand idiots. I expect everyone to know exactly what I'm talking about 99% of the time.

Member Name: [Sonyrrific] *slaps Seiya, jumps in front of him* [RRIFIC]-chaaaan!!!!
Location: I'm the Prince of Animeland
Marital Status: *blows kiss* Aishteru
Hobbies: Japanese animation, Yaoi/Yuri comics and stories, Anime Music, Anime
Musicals (SeraMyu and such) Sailormoon,Fushigi Yuugi, Shoujo Kakumei Utena, and
Nadesico are my favorites.
Computers: Four Gods Sky and Earth
Occupation: Member of Three Lights *jumps in Seiya's way* Suzaku Shichi Seishi!!!! *smiles proudly*
Personal Quote: I've got to burn myself perfectly.../"It's not whether he was
a woman, or a man...[Sonyrrific was Sonyrrific]" / I AM GEKI GANGER!!!
^_^V

[I guess this is the 1%]

2- I dumped my boyfriend because he was too cuddly and wouldn't let me do things
MY way. HE had to be the one to do everything for me.
3- When I walk down the street (no matter WHERE I am!) some moron pulls up next
to me asking me if I wanted to get in his car and go somewhere 'special' with him... so I say 'NO' quite quickly. He continues
usually, and I end up throwing a large rock in the window, hitting his head.

[Doesn't he find it unusual when you stop walking to pick up this large rock,
or do you just pull them out of your skull?]


I think I can stop there, I was pretty general.

[You should have stopped when you used your boyfriend's email address.]

One Liner:
"I may as well be poisonous, if you touch me again, you will die."

[I've heard that idiocy was contagious.]



Email : bitch-forever@asshole.com

UserID : shootme

[Is there a reward, or just the satisfaction of a job well done?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:


One Liner:
i am a ass hole

[Needs no further input.]



Email : lame-o@aol.com

UserID : big-bitch

[You get the Golden "W", for Whatever.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i'm a heartless bitch because i have 5men after me and 3

[5+3=8. Surely you can add this much, since it's less than 10.]

i have broke up there marrages!!!!!

[I would be offended if I knew anyone that actually preferred to keep your
company.]


One Liner:
i'm a god damn bitch ok

[I'm afraid that you don't pass the basic intelligence requirements.]



Name: bob

Email : bob@bob.bob

UserID : bobbobbo

URL : no

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I just don't care baby.Everyone can drop dead and I'll love it.All humans are a
complete waste of time.This pethetic site of yours is totally stupid.I don't
give a flying, pink-striped, ugly fuck about anything you people feel or say.
Woopy fuckin-do if you are bitches,basterds or angels or smart or morons.You're
all the same to me baby....Stinking Magots.I just can't wait for the bombs to
fall and purify this planet,just wish I could press all the buttons myself right
now!

[Wow, Bob. May I call you Bob? Don't be coy. Tell me how you really
feel.]


One Liner:
Death,death to all humanoids,let there be the peace of the void once again, and
forever more!

[Nihilism is so passe, Bob.]










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