Latest: May 12, 2002

Previous 'Issues':

2002
December 23, 2001
December 16, 2001
December 9, 2001
December 2, 2001
November 25, 2001
November 18, 2001
November 11, 2001
November 4, 2001
October 28, 2001
October 21, 2001
October 14, 2001
October 7, 2001
September 30, 2001
September 23, 2001
September 16, 2001
September 9, 2001
August 19, 2001
August 12, 2001
August 5, 2001
July 29, 2001
July 22, 2001
July 15, 2001
July 8, 2001
July 1, 2001
June 24, 2001
June 17, 2001
June 10, 2001
June 3, 2001
May 27, 2001
May 20, 2001
May 13, 2001
May 6, 2001
April 29, 2001
April 22, 2001
April 15, 2001
April 4, 2001
March 31, 2001
March 25, 2001
March 18, 2001
March 11, 2001
March 4, 2001
February 25, 2001
February 18, 2001
February 11, 2001
February 4, 2001
January 28, 2001
January 22, 2001
January 12, 2001
January 7, 2001
January 5, 2001
December 30, 2001
December 23, 2000
December 10, 2000
December 3, 2000
November 26, 2000
November 19, 2000
November 12, 2000
November 5, 2000
October 29, 2000
October 22, 2000
October 15, 2000
October 8, 2000
October 1, 2000
September 24, 2000
September 17, 2000
September 9, 2000
September 2, 2000
August 27, 2000
August 20, 2000
August 12, 2000
August 6, 2000
July 30, 2000
July 23, 2000
July 16, 2000
July 10, 2000
June 24, 2000
June 19, 2000
May 28/June 12, 2000
May 22, 2000
May 15, 2000
May 7, 2000
May 1, 2000
April 24, 2000
April 17, 2000
April 10, 2000
April 2, 2000
March 20, 2000
March 6, 2000
February 20, 2000
February 13, 2000
January 30, 2000
January 16, 2000
January 2, 2000
December 13, 1999
December 5, 1999
November 28, 1999
November 21, 1999
November 14, 1999
November 7, 1999
Aug 24, 1999
June 1, 1999
May 24, 1999
May 17, 1999
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of August 6th, 2000

Email : psychobunny007@unstable.com

UserID : bitchydyke

[Typical.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i stop for no one unless they have something i can use.too many times i have been abused.

[Now that you mention it, it DOES seem that you've been kicked in the head far too often.]

and now i want to have fun by being a heartless bitch.

[It really wouldn't BE any fun for you. Too much reading.]

One Liner:
FEAR DOES NOT CONSTITUTE INTELLIGENCE.

[How are the two remotely related?]



Name: BOX

UserID : Tuna

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[This space for rent.]

One Liner:
Sure, you insencitive shit, I will let you put it in my ass but I get to put something in yours first.

[Something like what? When you are bold enough to say something of this magnitude, you've got to give it your all.]



Email : winninglotterynumbers@ohiou.edu

UserID : dirtybitch

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Whenever some bastard tries to stick his pee-pee in me I say "Hey bastard get your sexy bulging cock out of my ass and go earn more money so I can buy more shoes." I am also a heartless bitch because I like to hurt myself in subway staircases. I am also a virgin who just won't give it up until I find the perfect person to ram it way up my throbbing wet anus.

[This is a first. It's comforting to know that even gay people have their quota of idiots.]

One Liner:
"Well I don't need you either, I'll just go fuck that goat."

[The goat says you need to earn more money so it can buy more shoes.]



Email : thrwignmse@tearsaplenty.com

UserID : machetehag

[Hmmm.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
if I see someone crying at a bar I'm more concerned with whether I can they'll be buying me a drink than I am whether they're going to be okay.

[Doesn't that make you a beer hag, and not a machete hag?]

One Liner:
I'm not crying with you- I'm crying becuase I'm with you

[You're crying because they're not buying. Pick up your own tab.]



Email : bumpersnickers@bgsu.edu

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
"Never compromise Yourself to someone else's standards." "You say bitch like its a bad thing?"

[Well? Do they are don't they?]

All of my life, I have been my own person.

[I can't see it from here. All I see are someone else's (very tired) words.]

I decided that if you cant appreciate me that way, I dont want to associate with you anyway.

[Don't let the doorknob hit ya.]

One Liner:
I know how to kick ass, think for myself, pay my own way, and look damn good doing it.

[Come back when you have your own material.]



Name: Katie

Email : lefthand@aol.com

UserID : bitch

[Needed something to remember.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i have no feelings, i take the piss constantly, im mean to my so called mates

[I'm sure that's all in your head.]

and well generally im me! THE

[...obnoxious kid? ...future troller?]

heartless bitch

[Not even close.]

One Liner:
I am the most heartless bitch there is so there!

[And her "mate".]

Name: Emily

Email : righthand@aol.com

UserID : biatch

[What a pair. I would never be able to tell that they are the same person.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
People tell me i lack sensitivity, and take the piss all the time Im too loud and i can't keep my mouth shut even when im supposed to!

[Like now, f'r instance?]

One Liner:
Im a ohat crap bitch, so fuck you!

[Ohat? Phat, maybe. Okay, she's a phat crap bitch? Still doesn't make sense. Go be unintelligible somewhere else, kids.]



 







Copyright© Heartless Bitches International (heartless-bitches.com) 1999

Send this page to someone who needs to read it.
go to top

Pause your cursor over each link below for a more detailed description

Home
Search HBI
HBI FAQ
   Rants
   Collected Quotes
   The Manipulator Files
   Nice Guys? BLEAH
   Links
    I'M NOT BITTER...
   Auntie Dote
   Honorary HBs
   Adult Books
   Kids Books
   Privacy Policy
   Awards
   HBI Sitings

---

Want to link to HBI?



  Want to know when we update? Subscribe to our "What's New" RSS Feed

(What is an RSS Feed?)


Get SharpReader - our favorite RSS aggregator - it's free!

If you don't have a Newsreader, you can subscribe to updates via email:

Enter your Email


Powered by FeedBlitz

Add this Content to Your Site