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by JadeSyren
For the Week of
August 6th, 2000
Email : psychobunny007@unstable.com
UserID : bitchydyke
[Typical.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i stop for no one unless they have something i
can use.too many times i have been abused.
[Now that you mention it, it DOES seem that you've been kicked in the head far too often.]
and now i want to have fun by being a heartless
bitch.
[It really wouldn't BE any fun for you. Too much reading.]
One Liner:
FEAR DOES NOT CONSTITUTE INTELLIGENCE.
[How are the two remotely related?]
Name: BOX
UserID : Tuna
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
[This space for rent.]
One Liner:
Sure, you insencitive shit, I will let you put it in my ass but I get to put something in yours first.
[Something like what? When you are bold enough to say something of this magnitude, you've got to give it your all.]
Email : winninglotterynumbers@ohiou.edu
UserID : dirtybitch
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Whenever some bastard tries to stick his pee-pee in me I say
"Hey bastard get your sexy bulging cock out of my ass and go earn
more money so I can buy more shoes." I am also a heartless bitch
because I like to hurt myself in subway staircases. I am also a
virgin who just won't give it up until I find the perfect person to
ram it way up my throbbing wet anus.
[This is a first. It's comforting to know that even gay people have their quota of idiots.]
One Liner:
"Well I don't need you either, I'll just go fuck that goat."
[The goat says you need to earn more money so it can buy more shoes.]
Email : thrwignmse@tearsaplenty.com
UserID : machetehag
[Hmmm.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
if I see someone crying at a bar I'm more concerned with whether I can
they'll be buying me a drink than I am whether they're going to be okay.
[Doesn't that make you a beer hag, and not a machete hag?]
One Liner:
I'm not crying with you- I'm crying becuase I'm with you
[You're crying because they're not buying. Pick up your own tab.]
Email : bumpersnickers@bgsu.edu
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
"Never compromise Yourself to someone else's standards."
"You say bitch like its a bad thing?"
[Well? Do they are don't they?]
All of my life, I have been my own person.
[I can't see it from here. All I see are someone else's (very tired) words.]
I decided that if you cant appreciate me that way, I dont want to associate with you anyway.
[Don't let the doorknob hit ya.]
One Liner:
I know how to kick ass, think for myself, pay my own way, and look damn good doing it.
[Come back when you have your own material.]
Name: Katie
Email : lefthand@aol.com
UserID : bitch
[Needed something to remember.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i have no feelings, i take the piss constantly, im mean to my so called mates
[I'm sure that's all in your head.]
and well generally im me! THE
[...obnoxious kid? ...future troller?]
heartless bitch
[Not even close.]
One Liner:
I am the most heartless bitch there is so there!
[And her "mate".]
Name: Emily
Email : righthand@aol.com
UserID : biatch
[What a pair. I would never be able to tell that they are the same person.]
Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
People tell me i lack sensitivity, and take the piss all the time Im too loud and i can't keep my mouth shut even when im supposed to!
[Like now, f'r instance?]
One Liner:
Im a ohat crap bitch, so fuck you!
[Ohat? Phat, maybe. Okay, she's a phat crap bitch? Still doesn't make sense. Go be unintelligible somewhere else, kids.]
Copyright© Heartless Bitches International (heartless-bitches.com) 1999
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