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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the week of April 27, 2009

tag-team edited by and Natalie



Name: nicetryguy

Email : [some yahoo]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i have a penis

[Bully for you. I have a vagina.]

One Liner:
confident, responsible, charming handsome man

computer networking degree graduate from beautiful Rowan University in Glassboro NJ

[Nice Try Guy. You left out "intelligent", and I can see why.]

im 23, i look like im 16 lol... first impressions are tough

[Yeah. Especially when you have "loser" stamped on your forehead...]

Country: United States

Age: 20-25

Gender: male



Name: Alana

Email : (she had the word "juicy" and the number 69 in her email address. Ick.)

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
HMM im a heartless bitch because I've playing around with 10 guy,

[Suuure you are.]

I mean playing with they're heads because of how I saw how a guy I knew treated woman, and realised how every guy I meet , is exactly like him?!

[Yep. Here's a winner. Judges her entire view of a gender based on one person's behavior.]

Yah well sorry boys if you think you can play me , it most certainly ain't happening . I play you. That's just how it goes .

[I don't think much of anything is happening. In your head.]

brake my heart.. ha!

[I only brake at train crossings and intersections...]

It's not like i have a whole lineup standing right in back of you.

[I doubt you do.]

Mind you i do like men but im a heartless puta! :)

[Ahhh these baby bitch-wanna-bes. All strut and talk, and no substance. Besides, it's Heartless Bitches, not Heartless Whores.]

One Liner:
HONEY, I wear the pants .

[*yawn*]

Country: Canada

Age: 15-19

Gender: female



Name: Kristi

Email : [another yahoo]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Well...actually, I'm writing a book and this is what I wrote to be my prologue:

[oh god... here it comes...]

Who am I?

Good question. Hopefully, after having read this book, you’ll have a pretty good idea, but, then again... I’m asking myself that question in the third person, so I should answer appropriately.

[Toi? ;-) I'm already glazing after 3 lines. "Who am I? Good question." Hoo brother.]

I’d have to say that I’m a walking, breathing contradiction of terms.

I intimidate some people with my directness and that’s OK with me. After all, doesn’t that say more about them, than it does me?

I can be incredibly intense in all facets of my life, whether it be relationships, learning or even cooking.

[and verbose, apparently.]

Some people are just simply scared of me (They’ve told me as much), but scared in a good way, not bad.

I believe that I am the sum of all the people and experiences that have touched my life, whether directly or indirectly. Good and bad.

Because of those things, I’ve laughed and I’ve cried. I’ve sung and I’ve danced. I’ve seen the beauty that the world and all the people in it, past and present, have to offer. I’ve had my heart broken, more than once, and I’ve screamed and begged to be heard. I’ve experienced the utmost of joy and the deepest of sorrows. The most trying of times.

I’ve cried for others knowing that they, themselves were in pain. Whether it be happiness or sorrow, I felt their pain inside of me. Pain that still can make my eyes well with tears. And, I’ve shared their joy.

People who are known to me or strangers. Family, friends, co-workers, patients, enemies.

And yes, even sappy TV commercials can make me cry and more often than not, do.

Hurt and pain, so emotional and deep that it nearly devastated me. More than once. More than twice. Much more. The type of pain I would wish on no one, but if it weren’t for that, I wouldn’t be who I am today.

I am loved and I love in return.

I am blessed and I bless in return.

That, to me, is what truly living one’s life is really about.

Why Write a Book?

Well….to start with, people have been telling me for years that I should write a book based on the craziness that has been my life. And, I’ve given it much thought and reflection. The only problem was that I didn’t know where to start or where to end.

Now, I know.

Whether you have or have not seen the motion picture ‘Michael’, it was part of my inspiration. And if you haven’t seen it? You should.

Let me explain.

Micheal, as portrayed by John Travolta, is the living version of Archangel Michael. Or, St. Michael, if you prefer.

[holy fuck, this goes on forever...what is she, quoting the entire script of a stupid movie?]

To be honest, I don’t recall the exact words or premise of this (I need to watch the movie again, obviously)….but Michael tells Frank (William Hurt) that he has something he needs to do. He then proceeds to tell him what that is.

But, there’s a catch. He can’t do it (say it?) until Michael tells him to. Of course, Frank questions him about it, but Michael simply tells him that he’d let him know when he needed to know.

As the movie progresses, there is a scene where they’re all in a jail cell together. There are four of them. Andie McDowell’s character, Dorothy, is having a difficult and emotional reaction to not only that situation, but past situations.

Micheal looks at Frank and says, “Now.”

Frank questions, “Now?”

Micheal replies, “Now.”

And, that’s pretty much what happened with me. I do believe I heard St. Michael tell me: ‘Now.”

Writing this book isn’t really about me or my experiences. Nor is it about selling a book.

No, I hope to send a message by sharing my message.

It’s about hope, faith and perseverance. Strength from within even at the most hopeless of times.

It’s about taking any life event, good, bad or indifferent; breaking it down to the smallest common denominator and having the ability to learn the lesson we’re being taught. To me, it’s all about the lesson.

To learn and grow from it. And, to share that with others.

No matter what you believe in as your Higher Power, to know that there are no coincidences in life, just messages that we need to hear and again, learn and grow from.

I believe in miracles and it is my hope that others can to.

[No wait...you're kidding me...this is HER book? So, does she think we are literary agents, or what?]

[LAME]

One Liner:
If your dick was as big as your mouth, you'd be quite the man, wouldn't you?

Country: United States

Age: 35-45

Gender: female



Name: Tiifaney aka CrAzY BiOtCh

[Did the site name say, "Crazy Biotches International"? I don't THINK so...]

Password : pimp17

[A person's password says a lot about their character.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
TEN REASONS IM A CRAZY BIOTCH

[ONE reason you aren't making it past the Bitch Bouncer...]

1. Never call me a bitch even though I know I am: I will kick your ass! 2. Will beat up your mom only because I know I can whoop your ass.

[Where the fuck do these people come from?]

3. Dont care if I hurt your feelings but you better NOT hurt mine. "outcome is horrible"

[sociopaths-R-US]

4. Im no princess Im the fucking QUEEN!

[No. You are a dipshit.]

5. Nice shoes. They new? Not no more ha ha

6. Dont tell me your secretes for it will be exposed.

[Eeew. "secretes"? All I can think of is bodily fluids... Thanks for the visual, nutbar.]

7. I am 100% BITCH whats your problem PMS?

[Hah... more like 100% fuckwit. This kind of moronic bullshit-spewer doesn't deserve the moniker, "Bitch"]

8. Leaving a friend an hour and half away "drive" from their home is priceless.

[Yet another one who can't tell the difference between a Bitch and an Asshole.]

9. Dont tolerate sluts just tell their boyfriends they have an incurable std.

10. DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK. FOR YOU WILL BE STABBED... REPEATEDLY!

[I'd say she needs to have "Psycho" tattooed to her forehead as a warning to others, but I suspect she'd probably like that.]

One Liner:
"Its Time For You To Suck It"... Love your bitch

[It's time for you to just GO AWAY.]

Country: United States

Age: 20-25

[I don't believe it for a second]

Gender: female



Name: Sherrie

Email : [way too fucking long (and probably fake) email address]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Becasue of men like my ex... gotta sock it too retarded men who think woman need to be chained to the fridge

[sock it too (sic) me baby.]

One Liner:
A tee shirt.... go out and advertise it so you get stuck with the stupid ass drunks who thnk its cool to hit on you if you go out to celebrating taking another man down.

[Ok, that made absolutely NO sense.]

Country: Canada

Age: 20-25

Gender: female

Help?:



Name: Kelly

URL : nope, sorry

[Gee... took the words right out of my mouth.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
People have really posted song lyrics in here? Jesus! Oh yeah...this IS the internet.

Anyway, I suppose one of the reasons like your site is because I am intelligent, forward thinking, respectful (when it's deserved), I write and speak like an educated adult, and have nice tits.

[Excuse me? How on EARTH did you think your tits might have anything to do with membership qualification?]

I also very much admire other women who possess these qualities and enjoy having discussions with them. Especially ones who also have nice tits. I'm not a lesbian, it's an aesthetic thing.

[And I very much admire applications that don't smell like stinky trolls. I AM a Heartless Bitch. It's a lifestyle thing.]

One Liner:
Just be nice and be yourself, who the fuck are you trying to impress anyway?

[...with your "nice tits"...]

Take your lumps because everyone has hurtles in life, but not everyone has be a whiney little bitch about them.

["hurtles"? Are those like Turtles(tm), but with more nuts?]

Country: United States

Age: 26-34

Gender: female



Name: Nick

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

Basically, I've spent the last eighteen years of my life being nice to girls. By that I mean, I open doors for them, be a crying shoulder, re-affirm that everything will be alright, etc. Guess where it's got me? An eighteen year old virgin who gets less respect than a used condom from women. I'm damn well tired of it and I'm an asshole now.

[Doormat. Asshole. Different sides of the same coin. BZZT. Thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts (like a kick in the ass). Try www.assholes-R-US.com]

One Liner:
Oh, what's that? Your boyfriend cheated on you? Maybe you should kill yourself!

[Maybe you should take your own advice.]

Country: United States

Age: 15-19

Gender: male



Name: tifffany

[It's a bad week for Tifffanys, and Tiifaneys, and WTF is up with all these weird-assed spellings?]

Email : [It had a lame misspelling of asskicking in it. I kid you not.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am a mother of 4 3 boys 1 girl ages 8,7,3,2 i have 2 different fathes for my kids 3 by 1 and 1 by another i have been with the father of my 3 for10 years this year he cheated on me over the years

[woah. He cheated on you over the years, or this year? Make up your mind.]

andwas caught up in some way every time .....EVERY TIME. after the first 3 years of him doing it

[Jeezus. So he cheats, and you catch him, MULTIPLE TIMES, and you STILL procreate with the asshole? WTF?]

and i had had my 2 older boys i started cheating and thru outthe years i have never not once been caught i but the heartless ness about itto me is i have no feelings 2

[Honey, you ain't Heartless. You are stupid and playing dumb manipulative games. You think the right response to a guy who fucks around on you is to fuck around on him? This isn't high school. You have kids. What kind of role models are EITHER of you as parents? Way to teach your kids completely fucked-up values. Here's a thought: Grow up and start acting like a responsible adult.]

One Liner:
f.u.p.m.b. (fuck you pay me, bitch)

[More like, Fucked up parent making (more) babies. I REALLY feel sorry for those kids...]

Country: United States

Age: 26-34

Gender: female



Name: Roz

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have my own fucking issues, so subscribe somewhere else!

[Huh? subscribe?]

One Liner:
I have a low 'bullshit' tolerance!

[I have a low 'laziness' tolerance]

Country: South Africa

Age: 35-45

Gender: female


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