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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst Membership Applications

by JadeSyren

For the Week of April 24th, 2000



Email : brainfree@webtv.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't have to explain "why" or "how" I'm a bitch to you or anyone, for that matter.

[This isn't bitching, this is choking. Try again.]

I'm a bitch, I know it, and that's all that matters.

[I wonder if that answer works on history tests too.]

One Liner:
I don't give a fuck what you think of me. I'm all that matters to me.

[Nah, you just don't give a fuck.]



Name: you

[Not a chance.]

Email : adorka@baby.2ndmail.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because I am and your not so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One Liner:
Your a tiny little wimp ass puss

[Your parents need to invest in better Nanny software.]



Email : overlysensitive@earthlink.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't have to defend my bitchiness to you.

[No, you just have to demonstrate some.]

One Liner:
Men are like tampons - stick em in, then throw em out when they get old.

[Congratulations on your recent engagement (info found on her website), Ms. Disposable.]



Email : poseur@heartless-bitches.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i can make my job a lot easier and it will make your submission look that much better.

[Attagirl! Just cut and paste your way to acceptance. Try to pick a more relevant part next time.]

One Liner:
i am what i am

[Ridiculous, but true.]



Email : ditzy325i@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
after my boyfriend and I broke up, I went out of my way to make sure that he was miserable and missed me like crazy.

[I'm sure you just did this to make HIM suffer. You weren't obsessed and grieving, right? You were TOTALLY over him.]

I made him jealous and put the thought of me and another guy in his head every chance possible.

[Making yourself even MORE the laughingstock.]

I completely broke him down and,even though I love him, I do not feel sorry because he deserved it.

[And if he asked you back, you'd run straight into his arms.]

One Liner:
Men should be like pets.....broken in and always in a cage or on a leash.

[So you can always keep them right where you want them, and they have no chance of ever leaving you again.]



Email : smellingrotten@rmefpc.com

[Welcome back.]

URL : If I did I wouldn't let YOU know about it..

[Spoilsport.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Abortion is a right, and IS part of the First Amendment.

[How so?]

I have exercised my right when I decided it was necessary.

[Please spare me the details.]

I will not allow any terrorist, waving beads,

[I really refrain from making remarks about comma splices but this one is really funny. I've never been in any danger from terrorists or waving beads.]

a sign or a gun to deny my sisters this right and will protect them by any means necessary.

[Which makes you just as crazy as they are.]

One Liner:
The uterus is the ultimate power tool.

[But it doesn't ratchet or have nifty snap-on attachments. I was thinking more along the lines of a Shopsmith Mark V.]



Name: Goddess

[Aren't we all.]

Email : smell@jrihealth.org

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because after being fucked over again and again, I realized how useless these pigs really are, and stopped snivling like a sorry little bitch. Now all that interests me about these insignificant little pricks is walking all over them.

[When you've finished your perpetual victim stance, do call again.]

One Liner:
I live by the 4 F's: Feed their egos, Fake an orgasm, Find your way into their bank accounts, and make them Feel like the pieces of shit they are!

[Still allowing yourself to be used, eh?]



Email : shootingfish@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I was raised by the ultimate heartless bitch. She taught me well. I am sick of my man's "wife" telling him that he needs to change to fit her "princess" needs, laid onto her as the only daughter of a 5 star general and, toted around on a satin pillow most of her life. I am sick of her locking him out of the bedroom for months at a time to manipulate and control him with denying him affections. I am sick of him turning me down when I have been there for him for 6, count 'em, SIX years...standing by his side, telling him that he CAN realise his dreams, despite the obstacles his "princess" wife throws in front of him! I have become the heartless bitch my momma taught me to be and I am now going after him full guns, despite the "princess bride" and what everyone else believes is "the right thing to do"! He loves me and my independence and "bitchiness", if you will and I love him and I'm tired of pussyfootin' around her emotions.

[When are you going to learn that if a man doesn't leave his wife for you after 6 years of "suffering" that you're not the one. Be a Heartless Bitch, stop playing the fool.]

I hate stupidity and people that latch onto "rock stars" and famous faces to complete their own empty lives.

[What do I find all over her website? You got it. Pictures of rock stars because she loves to photograph concerts.]

I want to bitch slap people that are annoyed with my cigarette smoke and try to put out my smoke before I'm finished. I get highly perturbed at men that want to make me feel helpless and weak. I am so ready to puke on people telling me that "I can't" or "I shouldn't" in anything that happens to catch my attention enough to make me want to act on it. Best yet...I have the best bitch friends in the world...and I'm sending them over to this site ASAP!

[Be sure to show them Weak of the Week.]

One Liner:
NEVER underestimate the power of a woman that hates your guts!

[Why? Sounds like she'd be content to take leftovers for six years.]



Email : nonsense@aol.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have been screwed over, my opinionated insecure pieces of sh!*...long enough!

One Liner:
THE WOMAN MAKES THE MAN, and it's the MAN who makes the BITCH!

[Which really means that the woman makes the bitch, as it should be. Take some responsibility.]



Email : latestcraze@aol.com

UserID : lickanut

[What IS this nut-licking trend?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i am a heartless bitch because i want to be. i can be loud and obnoxious and no one can shut me up. when guys piss me off, i have my revenge. either i hook up with their best friends, egg their houses or cars, or just have them beat up. i love being a bitch towards them. their pain entertains me.

[You know what would REALLY get them? Talk to them. I think I'd rather hear nails against a chalkboard than have to have a conversation with you.]

One Liner:
any hoe can jock this style...but it takes a real bitch to rock it wild

[The AOL Profile. So much wasted opportunity.]

Member Name:	[deleted]
Location:	°º°[deleted]°º°[sho'nuff]°º°
Sex:		Female
Marital Status:	~~CouLD i Be Ur SiLLy.. LoL~~
Hobbies:	*¨¨¨°º×TrAcK & SoCcEr & SwiMMiNg׺°¨¨¨* ThAnK U tO aLL tHoSe HoTT tRaCk 
                GuYs wHo mAkE tHoSe MeEtS sO mUcH fUn By BeInG thErE 4 Me 2 LoOk 
                At¤*³´`*»²³³*mY bOyS & GiRLs1/4³~¤~We'LL aLwAys Be BeSt Of FrIeNds, 
                MaDd LoVe bOo TiLL thE eNd~¤~
Computers:	aNy HoE cAn JoCk ThIs StYlE bUt It TaKeS a rEaL bItCh tO 
                rOcK iT wiLd! 
                A guy and a girl can be just friends
Occupation:	but at a point one is going to fall for the other,maybe 
                temporarily,maybe at the wrong time, maybe forever
Personal Quote: BITCH =B is 4 Beautiful.. I is 4 Intelligent..T is 4 Talented.. C is 4 Charming..H is 4 how Hard im gona hit u next time u call me a BITCH --You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing


Email : nitwit@btinternet.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i just churn people up and spit them out. i have power and i am dam sure gonna use it!!!

[Because you 'dam sure' couldn't spell it.]

One Liner:
i'm a female there for i can bring anyone to there knee's; just watch and learn.

[I'll bet if Dictionaries came with actual dicks, you'd be all over it.]



Email : lazyass@home.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't have time to think up something you've never heard before. Your web site is full of good quotes; pick one! Deal with it.

[Fortunately, I do have time to mock this new level of lameness. You want in, you do the work.]

One Liner:
What you think of me is none of my business.

[Sure it is. You want people to do all your thinking for you.]



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