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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of October 15, 2004
edited by Jadesyren



Some Nice Guy writes in:

I read your response where you "expose the falacy of the Nice Guy's dilemma". I have to say, it didn't seem very well reasoned or coherent.

[And how helpful and COHERENT it would be if you quoted the bits you find objectionable. Instead, you lay out an unsubstatiated argument. Get specific, and stop wasting my time.]

Nice Guy does rant a bit on his site, but he also builds up a coherent argument.

[Again, you fail to show which parts you find coherent.]

From what I saw from your page, "http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/nice-guy-dilemma.shtml",

[Thanks, brainiac. THE WHOLE PAGE?]

all you do use ad-homenim, straw-man and similar methods to make your argument.

[*Whisting.*]

Just insulting the guy and responding to arguments that aren't the same ones that he made isn't too convincing.

[You're putting me on, aren't you?]

Do you have another page where you actually make a coherent case? Or was this just blowing off some steam at someone who maybe hit a nerve?

[Yeah. The nerve he hit was my funny bone. Much like you did, actually.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_fallacy

[Ah, so you're no stranger to citing your sources. Ironic that you didn't really do so here.]



Name: Why? Did I ask for yours?

[I can tell that this is going to suck.]

UserID : bastardo

URL : www.youarelame.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Qualities?? Details?? Unless you're offering me a better job with an exceptional 401K package you're not important enough for me to give details.

[This is really quite simple. DON'T. There is nothing compelling you to apply.]

On top of which it's already enough that people have to actually apply here to be 'Heartless Bitch, now they have to have a fucking card to validate themselves as something they already think they are? Oy Vey.

[I know something worse that that. People who come here to complain are far worse.]

One Liner:
Since when did you think I allowed you to be important?

[My importance has absolutely nothing to do with you. What are you talking about?]



Name: Masha

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am self-absorbed, mean, selfish, egoistic, heartless... is that enough?

One Liner:
I am self-absorbed, mean, selfish, egoistic, heartless... is that enough?

[It isn't even enough when you say it twice.]



Name: Princess (and proud of it)

[Oh, and this one is going to suck buckets, too. I'm cringing.]

Email : Helplessprincess@dumbass.com

UserID : You Suck!

URL : Why Bother?

[That's MY line.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am not a HB!

[Truer words have not been uttered.]

Most of the crap on this site is just that crap! The ones I've come across are WEAK sisters and don't back their shit up!

[Again, it's helpful if you're specific about your griping.]

One Liner:
Be a REAL person and knock off this man hating crap and maybe you'll be happy and content for the first time in your life. GET OVER IT!!!!

[You don't read for comprehension, I take it. Many of our members are MALE. We don't hate men, we hate the stupid. Stupid is universal, dammit.]



Name: Carisa

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am. Because I just fucking am. Because when someone asked me what superpower I would choose, I picked lighting people on fire with my eyes.

[Shit, I approved someone who said this very thing myself years ago. Be original. Who WOULDN'T want to set people on fire with their eyes?]

Because there are days when my glare just won't break through the crust of the vapid, unintelligent souls who feel the need to ask me the same question OVER and OVER again, expecting a different response. No sir, we do not carry that brand of mashed potatoes.

[Is it the same person asking you about mashed potatoes, or are several people asking you the same question. This makes a difference.]

Yes, I understand it's your favorite, you have told me 43 times. No, it's not in the back, and no, I will not go back there and look. Oh, you know what? I will, I will go back and look in the Invisible Item room for these magical fucking potatoes and then I will carry them

[Don't like customer service? Find a different job. It's that simple.]

out for you on a platinum platter and insert them up your ass via my diamond-encrusted turkey baster. And then I'm gonna light your ass on fire. With my eyes. Now get the fuck out!

[You probably work the express lane.]

One Liner:
I just killed you and you're STILL whining.

[I'd question that killing bit, in that case.]







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