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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of July 31, 2004
edited by Jadesyren



Name: ladys slave free to all

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
iam a male for the ladys amusement and pleasures willing to be use by groups of females for private partys as a toy playting any thing as the ladys may use me as their like please enjoy useing me as you like ladys

One Liner:
iam property of all females do with me as you like ladys!!!!!

[This is the internet equivalent of stage-diving...and watching the crowd part like the Red Sea.]



Name: gordon

UserID : sphincter

[Heh.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i dont need to explain bitch just give me the damn member ship be4 i bitchslap you

One Liner:
fuck you whores im starting my own club

["Dang, He-man-woman-haters.com is taken!"]



Name: Tiffany

Email : @.com

[Wow. That's a first.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I love your site. I think that you are all strong, witty and intelligent women. I understand that this site is for bitches BUT you don't have to have your bitch guard up 24/7.

[What the fuck? You think this is an act?]

I wrote to you a few months ago, and I really didn't expect to be berated for asking you a few simple questions.

[And now that you know, what do you do? YOU WRITE AGAIN. How many fingers DO you manage to burn on the hot stove, anyway?]

If I had asked "DURR...what's the name of the site??" or "What does HBI stand for", then you all can cackle and ridicule me all you want. I looked all over your site and I couldn't find the answers to anything I wanted to know.

[Life ain't easy, is it? Tell me why, exactly, you keep using the application form when you really want to e-mail the Supreme Bitch directly? Yeah, and you say that you're not...DURRR...stupid.]

Yeah, I know that Supreme Bitch started this site but WHO is she? Is she a disgruntled housewife? A lawyer? I'm not asking anything personal (her real name/age, etc.) but I just wanted to know what motivated her to start this site.

[Maybe it was a glut of dumbass presumptions and questions? Maybe it was misdirected email with a touch of entitlement?]

As for WHEN the site was started, the Copyright date is different on every page and I couldn't find the original date.

[How would you know? I mean, wouldn't the OLDEST date you found mean something to you?]

It's one thing to ridicule some idiot who completely misses the point of the site ("Why are you all so mean" and "What's wrong with nice guys?"), but a completely different thing to bash someone because they asked you a simple question.

[Stay right here while I ask the next applicant why you're missing this.]

One Liner:
Pardon me while I pretend to care.

[You are so convincing!]



Name: Sandra

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I married three men. All were assholes.

[They all had you in common.]

the first one always showed it, the second showed it until he went to jail, and third, well the third I am married to and I have to give him sex once every two weeks so the lazy bastard wont quit his job and lay around and play those damn video games all day.

[Yeah, and it's THEIR fault that you're marrying a long chain of assholes.]

He has high blood pressure and overweight, yea he was nice looking when I met him 10 years ago but his bitching and nagging-(you don't love me,blah,blah,blah)has taking it's toll. As the saying "the old gray mare ain't what he used to be". Well I can go on and on but you get the message.

[That's because the ol' gray mare is married to the Nag.]

One Liner:
"Yea I am his, but no one will give me anything for him!

[This is like shooting fish in a barrel.]



Name: Kaili

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i answered yes to all your questions! it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to find a guy that is not a total looser. I am a feminist who happenes to be STRAIGHT and i seem to be the only damn one and everytime i look for cool websites about the Amazons, girlbands, women motorcyclist..etc... i get lesiban stuff! Y?! i hate rap and it's misogynistic lyrics to boot. i constently told that i am too loud

[Okay, I'm getting Punk'd, right? Where's the cameras?]

and outgoing, and that i intimidate the poor wrethces. WELL F*CK THEM! geez i mean get a LIFE! Snit preppy girls and hip hop kids annoy the hell outta me! i start arguements and show them how damn stupid they are! i play guitar, build cool motorcycle like things and i have NEVER had my nails done!BLAH! everyone is having sex b/c the guy wont go out with them if not, maybe thats y i cannot find anyone! i for once would like to have an intelligent conversation with SOMEONE!

[I doubt that you could recognize one or keep up with it if you fell into one by mistake.]

also i am an Amazon warrior in spirit. the fact that i even found this site! people are seriously afaid of me, a avarage sized, loud, guitarist. heehee!BWAHAHA ok im done.

[That is a true statement.]

One Liner:
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU! I CARE ABOUT ME! I ACTUALLY HAVE SELF-ESTEEM!

[Good. I'm shocked that your esteem would allow such a rotten application.]



Name: Pathus

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Scotch goes down down into my belly.

[And it makes you say stupid things.]

Um you guys are a bunch of annoying faggots.

[Where's that coming from? Heartless answer: the Scotchy scotch scotch.]

Some things on this site I agree with, but you guys tend to dwell on the most amazing stupid subjects for extended periods of time. Don't you have something better to do than sit here and bitch?

[Oh, the irony.]

Oh and don't come back with "well you are here posting aren't you?" well

[You saw it coming, and you sent this shit anyway. Three cheers for Cap'n Hypocrisy.]

obviously right now I dont have anything better to do than talk shit to you guys. LOL.

[Do you ever have anything better to do? Heartless Answer: Yeah, drink the Scotchy scotch scotch. Booze is his? her? only friend.]

One Liner:
You are all retarded.

[That's right, save your A material for the end.]



Name: Steven

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
People really do need to learn. If someone is confident, there is a reason why. When a guy walks up wearing Hello Kitty and Sailor Moon accessories,

[Eyebrows are raising on faces everywhere.]

appears to be frail and danty, but is still very confident in himself, he has a right to be. I am that man. I know what I can and can't do, and if I say I can do it better, then I can. Don't let the cute exterior fool you.

[Oh, I think my impression of a man decked out in Hello Kitty or Sailor Moon garb is dead on from the motherfucking giddy yap.]

The last man who pissed me off had teeth clenched around his penis. Exploiting the weaknesses of others turns me on.

[You're just an all-around freak, aren't you?]

One Liner:
People are wrong: The size of a man's penis isn't important. What matters is how big are his balls.

[What in fuck will I do with nuts the size of grapefruits and a cock the size of a grape?]



Name: Susan

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Women have balls too...they just come in the form of breasts.

[Come ON the form of breasts, anyway.]

Some know how to use em, and aren't afraid to. "fuck you" is my favorite comment to my Male supervisor. He's just to stupid to realize I don't mean I would physically.

[Or...maybe he's afraid of your hairy chest?]

One Liner:
I bitch, therefore I am

[What? An idiot who thinks with her tits?]



Name: Lisa

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
apparently,

[Aren't you sure?]

im a heartless bitch because i chose to get two degrees while raising four children. this, according to my EX in-laws, made me a selfish bitch who only thought of HERSELF.. despite the obvious fact that ME having an education would better THEIR grandchildren's lives.

[For a woman this intelligent, you sure waste a lot of good anger and energy with people you feel are beneath you.]

also, when their pussy unemployed gambler of a son wouldnt pay the bills,

[Hey, now, you married that pussy. He didn't turn into a loser after he married you. You didn't SEE it until then.]

and we were going to lose our home by the time i found out about it, i "chose" to be a complete slut and dance eight fucking hours a night to make money fast enough to keep a roof over our heads.

[You mean that you turned to stripping? Morality just gallops in your family.]

these actions and the fact that i tell them, and anyone else who feels that i should give a shit what they think about me, to shove their primitive opinions straight up their asses.

[Yeah, you give a shit what they think. You haven't stopped talking about what they think of you.]

i hate whiney people who refuse to DO anything about what the hell they keep whining about. i hate when people put on "their best face" instead of just being themselves. and i love the fact that if someone (especially women but some men too) begin to speak up for themselves and take control of their own lives after spending enough time with me. haha, and in the same vein? i LOVE that a lot of people, especially assholes, avoid me altogether because they know they are going to hear it exacly as it is. (suddenly, i feel like hugging me... im going with it.)

[Isn't that a part of the act? Hugging and caressing yourself, and rubbing your crotch on strangers and poles, or stranger's poles?]

One Liner:
easy enough... i dare to have the need to be educated and opinionated. ohhhh i DARE to say exactly what i think when i think it. i dare to live up to my OWN code of conduct without being swayed by how others may see me.

[Is this how you justify stripping to your family? I think it's absolutely amazing that you could find this kind of work after having four kids.]

if i see myself or someone else making a mistake, then i have enough nerve to call myself or them on it.... this usually isnt done sweetly, but by god, its done honestly.

[As honestly as you can imagine through your rationalizations, anyway.]



Name: Tina

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch. This point is best illustrated by using my former husband as an example.

[Here we go again.]

He had a problem keeping his dick in his pants,

[Poor thing just kept flapping out all the time.]

he denied it at first, and then tearfully told me all about it and offered to get help, whatever it took. I smiled lovingly and told him I understood.

[Why do these stories invariably include a passive-aggressive response?]

When he left the next day for South Carolina (he's a trucker) I cleaned out our house taking EVERYTHING including the toilet paper.

[...She took his car. She took his bike. She took everything she thought he liked, and what she couldn't take, she found a way to break...but she left his amplifier]

I then sold his totally restored '68 Chevelle for $300.

[I could have sworn that I saw something like that in Waiting to Exhale...or was it First Wives' Club?]

After that, I mailed a videotape of a party we had in which he stated that his boss was a "dickless pussy" to his place of employment. I donated his clothes to the Salvation Army and filed for divorce. On my way out the door, I cut the seal on the refrigerator. He called me a bitch like it was a bad thing.

[Bitch? No. Dumbass? That you are. All that shit you damaged was your own shit. This is like spitting on your own floor. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.]

One Liner:
Don't fuck with me and I won't ruin your life.

[You're the captain of that ship. You go right down with it.]



Name: Vincent

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
ok. where to start? I am a man, that makes it even harder for me to get in, right?

[Unless you correllate your idiocy to your penis, no.]

I read some stuff on your site. very interesting. some things are so right, some i think are just down right fucking stupid.

[Of course, there is no hint of a rational debate. There are only these proclamations.]

Honestly,

[So you were lying before?]

i found your site because of your "nice guys" section. I used to be one of those and this section made me laugh out loud quite a lot.

[I'm not convinced that this is something in your past. This application suggests that it is still very much your present.]

now, what makes me a bitch (or bastard)? I hate ignorant people. I hate people who are all talk and no action. I mean, come on, get off your ass and do something, but stop talking about it. I hate girls who's feelings you have to guess.

[Yep. You're still one of those "nice" guys.]

And those who just try to be nice to me just to avoid "hurting my feelings".

[No, it's because they are afraid that you'll go psycho on them.]

god, fucking liars. can't even accept their own feelings and decisions. pathetic weaklings.I also hate how people have meaningless conversations, like about weather. "oh, it's raining outside. -yeah, but it was sunny this morning" I KNOW IT AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

[Small talk is a social skill. You want to go from casual to intimate in the first conversation. This explains a lot about you.]

or those who ask me how it goes but they don't really care. argh. liars.

[Don't confuse civility with concern.]

Never been in happy relationship either:

[Nah. You don't say.]

"oh, we should just be friends. you're a nice guy but... You're too intellectual for me. I want to focus on my career" all things i've heard and that i never want to hear again. if you want to dump me, just do it! don't try to be nice about it, it won't change the result.

[Why do you insist on putting all this pressure on people? People really don't want to hurt your feelings, particularly since they suspect that you might freak out on them. It's not working out. Acknowledge and move on.]

that's pretty much all the ranting i can think of. btw, please don't be too harsh on my language level. English is only my second language, after all. that's it, i'm a french bastard.

[Your English is fine. Your attitude is what sucks.]

One Liner:
When someone asks you:" How are you doing?" answer "very bad" and watch their reaction. Always fun.

[It's not fun. It's a signal that we have a loser on our hands. It really lets me know that you're a fucking sad sack, and now I'm trapped in a boring, dull ass conversation with a social leper. Yes. You're right. Strangers really don't fucking care.]



Name: robin

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
the best heartless bitch moment was the night my (now ex) husband's mistress calling me from her bedroom after having her way with my man.

[Well, if he's fucking her, I'd hardly say that he was yours. It's not like people can really BELONG to another, anyway.]

the loser bioch called to tell me in her best phony sexy voice that she was currently in bed with my husband and that he would always chose her. by the way, the call came in at 4 am. i redialed her, and said put him on the phone if he is there.

[You mean he could have been cheating on the both of you?]

she kept screaming at him to get on the phone and proclaim his love for her and to tell me off. this went on for some time. i said in my bitchiest tone, well honey, if he thinks you are so special, and loves you so much, why is he not sticking up for your claim that he is there in your bed?

[And you think that this is a feather in your cap? Two grown women fighting over a man who isn't worth the spit it would take to cuss him. Why are you still on the phone? You should have told her to tell him to come get his shit, and stop calling you at 4 in the morning, you unemployed dumbasses.]

have him tell me on the phone that he wants you and i will give him a divorce and you two losers can have a happy ever after life. he never got on the phone, she even had her SON come into the room and take his picture as he hid under the covers. she was hysterical wicked pissed, and all i did was laugh. i said you two losers can have each other, and by the way, tell him i filed for divorce today, bitch!

[This is a memory you cherish, isn't it?]

One Liner:
never chase a man who runs away from you, just laugh as he exits. they hate that!

[Now that IS sound advice.]



Name: Tonia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I think its sad that you have to put ( Tell us in detail about you Heartless Bitch Qualities) Have you really had people get confused by the question? Here let me write myowne retort for you so if you decide I'm not "bitchy enough" for you I feel I had some kind of control in the outcome. No, We haven't had people confused by the question. We were just wondering how many in depth thinkers would think to question it. or we could try... Wow, you can read, write and observe! Just answer the fucking question. Oooo...how about this? For someone with so many "intelligent" questions I bet this world is very painful. How'd I do? ( Wait! I'll get that one too) You did great! Here's your sticker, run along.

[Wow. Pimping really AIN'T easy. I had no idea just how hard witty repartee really is.]

One Liner:
Can I get a list of the e-mails of those who didn't usnerstand the first question? I'm really curious now...

[As if I keep a list of dumbasses.]







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