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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of April 4, 2004
edited by Jadesyren



Name: DjGirl

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Just about 3 years ago I went to the bar with a few friends. I walked out to the dance floor, only to realise the man of my dreams was the DJ.

[I'll bet that "DJ saved my life" song was your song, too.]

About 5 years prior I met him at my then boyfriends surprise birthday party for me, instantly fell inlove, but he had a girlfriend at the time.

[And you had a boyfriend, too.]

The night I saw him at the bar, it was almost instant connection. He remembered me!

[Yeah, it's hard to put a crazy, stalking bitch out of your mind. You need a description for the restraining order.]

We talked, exchanged phone numbers. Later that week I got a phone call from the owner of the bar, I got hired. The dj and I hit it off,

[Oh, it's bad news to fuck the help. Don't shit where you eat.]

and the week after I got hired I ended up going home with him. He told me there was another girl, just a 'fuck friend' but nothing serious.

[This is what we call a warning. What do you think he told others about you?]

I didn't care, I wanted to be with him. 4 months went by, falling inlove, but not together. The man of my dreams, but there was one problem. That 'fuck friend' had it in her head they were actually together, no matter how many times he told her. Can you say 'obsess much'? She asked me a few times if I was sleeping with her 'man' and all I told her was that he and I wre old friends and we just hang out and go for coffee.]

[I'm curious why you lied to her about your relationship.]

In December 2001 we ended up getting together and she FREAKED! I stole the man of her dreams, and I could really care less. She abused him physically.

[Why do you women think that anyone who refers to another as a "fuckbuddy" is worthy of your time, or going to treat you differently?]

Had her banned from the bar for throwing drinks at the dj she was so upset she got 'dumped' for the 'whore waitress' she calls me. When I got hired at the bar she told the dj 'now don't you be sleeping with that new waitress'...... her world came crashing down around her. Im a heartless bitch because I will get the man I want no matter what it takes... Been together over 2 years and couldnt be happier...

[Living a fantasy does that for you.]

now no man will date the 'fuck friend' because they realise shes PSYCHO!

[The rest of you don't sound much saner.]

One Liner:
Im the biggest bitch of them all and I ALWAYS get what I want :)

[The sad thing is that you don't seem to want very much.]







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