Name: Sarah

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because I live in a small town and everyone is out to get everyone.

[...pregnant?]

I have worked in bars and have seen all the bullshit one would ever want to see in ones life.

[How many people WANT to see bullshit, anyway? You really think that working in a bar is really the matrix of bullshit?]

I mean from back stabbing to fucking someones life up so badly they are left destitute and pretty much homeless.

[Damn that demon alcohol.]

Im a heartless bitch because I am dating a wonderful guy and the mother of his child is out to get him/us.

[Now we get to it. You've got a pretty sizeable persecution complex on your shoulders.]

When she pulled the wool over our eyes I became an angry person

[Became? You were angry long before.]

and I no longer wish to have any contact with her, nor is she allowed on my property or calling our house.

[Good luck with that one. She's always going to be a part of his life because of the child. You should look elsewhere if he avoids her, anyway. You don't want a man who shirks his obligations, responsibilities, and family.]

Shes the mother of my future husbands child and I just can't bring myself to be civil with her,

[That's got nothing to do with you. What you're angry about is how you keep rationalizing how "good" a man you have, diabolizing HER, and you are having such a hard time lying to yourself, it's pissing you off.]

to the point I wish I could beat the shit out of her. I was once a 'princess'

[Nah, you're still a princess. Any woman who puts herself before a child has to be.]

but in the past 2 years I have become a complete bitch towards everything I come across.

[Spoken like a true princess. The world is pissing you off, and now it must suffer.]

My PMS is completely another story.

[Believe me, I don't want to hear it.]

I FREAK out over the smallest things, like a cup of coffee and I fight with everyone, even my future husband.

[A cup of coffee freaks you out? Maybe he should be looking elsewhere, too.]

One Liner:
I am a bitch, formerly known as Princess

[You're still a princess.]