Name: Hannah

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
although i seem kind at a first glance, i have been known to explode. I go on rants about what i can not stand in the world.

[And if you're lucky, you'll grow out of this, or at least the compulsion to tell me what annoys you.]

I came to a realization one day about a year ago. I was readign one of those teen fashion magazines, or Cosmo, one of those. anyways, i was reading it; lookign at the skinny models, the buff guys,the cute and trendy clothes.And against my own control my mind was overtaken by a drowning, desperate feeling,

[Then she heard the voices, the voices, telling her to do things--scary things.]

as though i needed to be as skinny as those girls, wear all those tredny clothes, and have buff guy... just to make me feel good about myself.

[EUREKA! It works! Who says that money spent on advertising is wasted?]

Suddenly, i realized what i was thinking and snapped out of it. I was being brainwashed by society to depend on gender steriotypes for my own security. I refused to be sold out and taken advantage of like that. To this day i refuse to read those magazines, unless of course to show the disgustingness of them.

["I watched EVERY INCH of this disgusting pornographic movie."]

I know have an out look on life like, "who cares what they think?", if it makes me happy, ill do it. I don't depend on hot men or trendy clothes, or a gross anorexic body to make me happy.

[Oh yeah. What did you substitute for all of that? You can tell me. I'm sure it's some subculture trend.]

One Liner:
To Live; in, around, and through the things that make me happy and the things that are true. I don't buy into that media crap; i see through it and keep walking.

[Oh, who trusts the media anyway?]

Name: Kait

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
People just simply piss me off. Especially the typical girly girl, or guys who degrade women and think Hooters is Heaven on Earth. If there were no concequences, I wouldnt think twice about killing off the people I hate.

[Come, now. Have the strength of your convictions. If you really believed in what you say, it wouldn't matter if there were "consequences."]

Too bad the government doesnt really like people doing that. ANYWAY! I think I've got what it takes to be named a heartless bitch.

[Think again. What am I saying? Again. Ha.]

Besides being called a bitch countless times, I take pride in it, knowing that it pisses people off that I have confidence that what I say is right.

[Or--you could be one of those people who simply cannot see that they are dreadfully wrong.]

OH! and another thing, I think women need to stick together. Too many times I see women being the target of harsh comments, and seriously-guys are just assholes, and they think they rule the world.

[Guys haven't cornered the asshole market.]

When are we gonna get a bitch president?

[When we do have a female president, she would have to be a bitch.]

One Liner:
No, i dont care what you have to say. shut the fuck up

[The nerve! After you wasted all that time babbling on and on, you're going to tell someone ELSE to shut the fuck up?]

Name: Tara

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm living with my boyfriend, and couldn't be happier about having such a kickass roommate.

[Tara, please don't start your application talking about your man.]

However, if one more person asks me when we're getting engaged, I will channel my fury into one whirling dervish of an ass beating.

[When are you getting engaged? Seriously. Why do I give a fuck about your marital status?]

I could go into a tirade about women who focus on the whole fantasy of being a princess in a poofy white monstrosity on the happiest! day! of her life! while ignoring the actual marriage that will follow, but that would overlook the larger, more glaring issue. My relationship is none of your goddamn business.

[So why are you fucking telling me? Don't complain about nosy people if you openly talk about your life like this. I can't help but smell the sour vintage, though.]

I'm confident, comfortable with myself, and unapologetic about the choices I make. If I think I can learn from you, I'll try. If not, I'll probably unleash a generous helping of scorn in your general direction, if I bother with you at all. And finally, I love that spelling counts here.

[I love that it's just a small portion of the overall picture.]

One Liner:
It's OK. I don't like you, either.

[I don't even know you. Yeesh.]

Name: Holly

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Some Men nd Women Alike Thrive off Undermining Others good Qualities.

[Isn't this like a chapter in a book?]

Im not going to rant on about men but ive been hurt by men , friends , and family and to be quite honest i Cant be Fucked with all the stress , so now im going to look out for myself and not others :)

[This ain't for you if a little stress gets you out of sorts. You'd have a meltdown in here.]

One Liner:
Im Going To Love Me No Matter What It Takes

[Wasn't this a Wynonna Judd song?]

Name: Kwinne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I put man-hating troll posts on whiny macho boards und use a lot of grinning smileys!

[Anything to get his attention.]

One Liner:
Please stop talking blonde -- the verbal peroxide is giving me migraine."

[I guess it bleached out part of your sentence.]

Name: Leandra

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am in total controll of my boyfriend.

[Feh. Who wants THAT?]

He does what I tell him, when I tell him. He even drives me out of town to go visit some of my male friends. In bed I am always the first and last satisfied.

[She's dating a remote control.]

One Liner:
I do what I want and nobody tells me diffrently.

[If they had, you might have turned out better.]

Name: Barb

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
People think I'm a heartless bitch because I am sick of being run over by so called friends who once they find out your a nice person and you'll do whatever you can to help them, they turn around and with a butcher knife the size of Washington D.C.,

[Isn't the cliche, "the size of Texas?"]

stab you in the back over and over again. I've been run over and made fun of all my life. If it isn't because I'm thin, its because people take one look at me and think I'm stupid.

[Or weak. You are definitely sending out "thank-you-sir-may-I-have-another" vibes.]

I'm personally fed up with all of it. I'm tired of people inconsiderate of my feelings and I'm especially tired of whiny people who only think of themselves and noone else.

[Stop picking them. There's a point in your life where you have to wonder if YOU'RE the x-factor. You're the one thing in common with all those losers. Sure, they're assholes and users, but YOU are CHOOSING them.]

One Liner:
I AM NOT A PSYCHIATRIST, DO NOT TELL ME YOUR FEELINGS. I AM NOT A DOCTOR, DO NOT TELL ME HOW MUCH PAIN YOU ARE IN.......IF YOU FEEL I AM BOTH, THAT WILL BE $200...................please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[This is part of your problem.]