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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of December 7, 2003
edited by Jadesyren



Name: Megan

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless bitch because I am tired of women wanting me to commit! Can't lesbians just be "fuck friends" like straight people?

[I think anyone who wants you to commit, instead of wanting you committed, should be committed, too.]

I wish I could tattoo the words "lesbian" across my cute little tomboy forhead so that people would quit staring at me!!!!!

[That's supposed to keep you from being stared at? Good idea, Ms. Inconspicuous.]

One Liner:
As long as I get what I want, I don't care who ends up crying.

[With you, it always involves tears.]



Name: Mia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
"I am a Heartless Bitch because"

I don't like bitchy people. Personally I don't understand why a woman would want to allow herself to be labeled a bitch. That word belongs to a four-legged animal.

[I don't care what you call yourself, but I am curious as to why you are applying. I really hate when people get all caught up in the prose and not the reality. You mean DOG, not "four legged animal." I'm also wondering if there are any animals that have LESS or MORE than four legs.]

I don't think of woman as being lewd, or promiscuous, malicious, bad-tempered, or aggressive, difficult, unpleasant, behaving spiteful, or angrily toward others,

[I don't either, on the whole and in general. Specifically, however, is another matter.]

I think of our actions as nothing more then fair play.

[Fair for whom? And why? You think it's a good thing to shit on people?]

And any woman that would settle for being called a bitch has a problem.

[No, anyone who thinks that acting like a bad-mannered, poor-tempered idiot is fair play has problems.]

One Liner:
I already know Bitch, now I want to learn the concept of Heartless Bitch.

[It's something that you have to show that you know before you can enter.]



Name: Hee Hee

Email : woooo@heehee.com

UserID : heeeeeeee!

URL : www.hee-hee-hee.com

[Sha-MON! Mama-say, Mama-sah, Mama-koo-sah!]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell.

The demons squeal in sheer delight
It's you they spy so plump, so right
For though the groove is hard to beat
It's still you stand with frozen feet
You try to run, you try to scream
But no more sun you'll ever see
For evil reaches from the crypt
To crush you in it's icy grip.

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Thriller.......

[I have no idea why it's funny that someone would submit, "Thriller."]

One Liner:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA..........AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.......
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa...........Heee heee....

[Thanks, Michael.]



Name: Liz

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am moody, snotty and not fun to be around even when I am not PMS'ing.

[What makes you think we'd find you any more pleasant?]

The only person I am nice to is my daughter and my mother. I deny my husband sex, why? because I am tired and because I can!

["Woman who keep man in doghouse soon find him in cathouse...with WHORES."]

One Liner:
Life is a bastard, and then you marry one !

[Divorce the poor guy, and shut the fuck up, already.]







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