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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of October 12, 2003
edited by Jadesyren



Name: Princess MistyDawn

[The missing My Little Pony.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
LOOK, Iv been Married for 21 years to a male that (THINKS)

[Why is that in parenthesis?]

about being a slave boy, 24/7.. But.. now that the kids are grown, and now that ( I ) have time to really play the Mistress role.. he backs off only wanting to play when he is in the mood>>>

[Duh.]

Iv tried for over a year now to play (his) little game... I placed an order for the CB3000

[Why not get the Fruit Fucker?]

last week. ;o}~~~ we will see how he likes those apples ! at any rate I would like to be apart of you group if you all dont mind.

[Baby, you can have all the APART you can stand.]

One Liner:
Im really not a Heartless Bitch per say!!! BUT>>> IM 38 and Im ready to "kick" some males ASS... Females Rule Baby.....

[Keep that "kicking" to yourself.]



Name: Actrisa

Email : [warning sign]@mentalhelp.net

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm the kind of girl who makes people pay her to help with their homework. Why not? I'm not cheap.

[I hope that you're paying your teachers, too.]

I used to walk out of class if a teacher offended me. Example: i'm finished with my test. It's passed in. And then the asshole tells me to take my goddamned book off my desk! Let's reveiw. Test, done and handed in. Should I have to take the book off my fucking desk? No, I don't think so.

[School is like that. You MUST know this by now. Too bad they couldn't teach you self discipline.]

I don't care if a person is sick. If they can walk, they can damn well get their own ginger ale.

[It's all about you, baby.]

Looks don't offend me. Its stupidity and ignorance people display when talking bullshit. I don't care if you're Britany Ho Spears or Hilary Clinton.

[You don't seem to mind doing it yourself.]

One Liner:
Sarcasm is not a weapon. It is a lethal toy of truth.

[It's neither. It's annoying.]



Name: Venus

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
When I'm on the subway and the person sitting next to me smells like week old cat urine,

[As opposed to fresh, hot off the spout urine? How would you know?]

I tell them so. People shake their heads at me, but I'm just saying what they're all thinking! Who the hell do they think they are leaving the house sans deoderant?

[Stinky? Get over it. The world is a funky place.]

One Liner:
Who are you to resist me? I am in complete control.

[If you were, they'd be using deodorant.]



Name: Michelle

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My own happiness is my ultimate goal. Many refuse to recognize that I am not scary and heartless, simply honest, in admitting that I don't care a whit for those I don't know and appreciate. Intelligence is pretty much the only attribute that determines an individual's worth in my eyes; and that is because intelligent people keep me thinking, interested and laughing. If I could castrate everyone with an IQ lower than 130 I would.

[Who'd pump your gas? Who'd fry your burger?]

Which brings up another point. I am scared to death that we have stilted if not completely halted the process of evolution by saving the sick, which is a pretty bitchy sentiment, don't you agree?

[Nope, although saving the STUPID makes me question things.]

Well, I'm not afraid to think things like that, because I fully understand that nothing is intrinsically right or wrong and that the rationality of any statement depends on its context, and also because it's not like I'll do anything about it anyway.

[It amuses me to see a brain with no motor control.]

I'll talk anyone's ear off but I'll never stand in their way.

[All talk and no action, eh?]

I wish I had a clone, because I'm just that arrogant. I'd fuck my clone 'till her poon fell off.

[Then go on and fuck yourself.]

I guess all I'm really looking for is myself. I think I'm pretty much perfect except

[I love the phrase "Perfect except." Know what perfect means?]

that I have horrible self-discipline and knowledge retention, but I'm in the process of getting medication

[They have medication for Dumbass Syndrome now?]

for that, so not to worry.

[Did I look worried?]

I don't really have much to complain about because I refuse to tolerate the presence of anyone or anything that doesn't live up to my extremely high standards- however, even my best friends have a little trouble lightening up, which is why I seek your membership.

[Our standards are too high to allow you to become a member.]

I can't bear ignorance, yet I love to mock it-- sometimes by feigning it. Trust me, I don't mean it, and for christ's sake, just fucking LAUGH; it'll make you feel better.

[Mock studipity is even less funny than REAL stupidity.]

I fell in love with your website because it seems to maintain that only one thing calls for heartless bitchiness, and that's stupidity. We may appear to be heartless bitches to the world but that's because 90% of it have trouble exerting the brain power necessary to stand up. If I respect you, I'm a harmless, doting little dove.

[Not really. Respect doesn't mean that you're harmless or weak.]

And, I want to make out with whoever founded this website.
MUCH love

[Waitaminnit. You don't even KNOW who founded the website? Her name is EVERYWHERE on it, you know. Hint: It ain't me. The SupremeBitch doesn't allow "making out" from her many sycophants, either.]

One Liner:
I'll fuck your mom, uncle and your dog... cause that's hella funny.

[Ew.]

ALSO
I think the best thing women could do to counteract the often psychologically debilitating judgments of the rest of the world upon them is to FUCKING JACK OFF IN THE MIRROR! And don't stop till you've conditioned yourself into KNOWING the extent of your sexiness.

[Is there a medication to curtail oversexed dumbasses? 'Cause I gotta know.]



Name: Geoff

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not a bitch i just love to be spanked... grrr i'm a dirty old man

[Go get your kicks on the porn sites, gramps.]

One Liner:
play with me

[But I am. This game is "Mock the Moron."]



Name: Anastasia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I just have a question.

[That was an announcement.]

Would you guys EVER put pictures of yourselves on the site?

[Out of porn?]

I've always wanted to know what you all looked like.

[We look like everyone else.]

Not in a crazy stalker way or anything,

[This is known as a satellite. Suuure, you're not a crazy stalker.]

but I just want to know.

[Why? What does our physical appearance have to do with it?]

One Liner:
Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a friggin cat.

[Still doesn't get you any closer to an answer, does it?]



Name: Anne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am who I am. Not more - not less. I don't care who you are, until I need to. At that point, I will care the hell out of you.

[She will love us and hug us and call us "George."]

One Liner:
Don't say you are sorry after you hurt me and think that'll make me feel better. Either don't hurt me - or stand up for it.

[I understand why you wouldn't want a false or meaningless apology, but what do you expect people to do when they hurt your feelings?]



Name: Suzanne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm fed up ... not going to take it anymore. Going to fight back ... and dirty!

[She's taking off her gloves now.]

I have been living with a man

[How'd I know that there'd be a man involved?]

for three years now and thought this man was my soulmate.

[There's your first mistake. Your "soulmate" would have married you. Soulmates. Gah! More romantic drivel. Why can't you just be happy with the person you are with instead of gushing about how they were PERFECT or MADE FOR YOU. What do you do when you have to leave your "Soulmate"? Find another? How many soulmates do you have?]

I was fixing a problem with his computer and I happened to notice in the Explorer history files some rather suspect websites being visited that indicated to me that our relationship was not exactly exclusive.

[You went LOOKING around in his computer, admit it. This means that you didn't trust him. You didn't trust your SOULMATE? Shame on you. I guess all those links to www.hotteensex.com gave him away.]

I installed a keylogger onto his computer, unbeknownst to him and acquired his passwords to several swinging sites ... he had profiles in numerous bi-swinging sites and had been quite active. I was, of course, shocked.

[No, you weren't. You knew that he was up to something.]

Not only did the a**hole cheat on me with men and women, but he could potentially expose me to all kinds of nasty diseases.

[From a computer? Get real.]

I confronted him with my newfound knowledge, but didn't tell him how I acquired it.

[Your mom gave it to you?]

He was pissed about his invasion of privacy, and destroyed his computer.

[Good riddance.]

After some discussions, we agreed to give in one more shot. But I didn't trust him.

[You knew he was a snake when you picked him up. Fool me once, shame on...well, I'm saying that I can't be fooled again.]

He bought a new laptop and secured it (he thought) with his password. I got in anyway and installed the keylogger again ... only to find out that he is back on one of the sites. Well ... having his password to the site, I visited and changed his profile ... things like .. Q: how old are you? A: over 63, Q: weight A: 310 lbs. Q: How do you rate your looks A: below average Q: How do you describe your personality? A: I'm an a**hole ... you get the picture ... and speaking of pictures ... he had a photo of his rather large privates uploaded ... I switched it with a photo of a VERY large man with a VERY small private. This is, of course ... IT. I'm am out of here!

[You should have been gone, but no. You stayed with a man that you never trusted. What are you going to do without your soulmate? Find another, I guess.]

One Liner:
I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore ... I know its been said before ...

[Yeah, but you're not worthy to quote Jack Lemmon.]



Name: Sam

Email : sexychickbaleeted@hormail.com

[That was just too funny to let slide.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Everyone tells me Im a bitch, I get so pissed off at men sometimes, your "what the nice girl, what the heartlessbitch board" thing, I say almost all those things, youd just have to know me to understand!! but man I know im a btich~

[I'm not convinced that you're someone I even WANT to know.]

One Liner:
Im a bitch, and I know it, so get over it!

[No, no, you need to EXPRESS yourself. Try again.]



[From the Nut Bar.]

Hello,

I have been reading your site. I am currently working my way through the "Weak of the Week" (I have read everything else)

[And she reads me last.]

I came across this:

[Just couldn't wait to correct me, eh?]

"There was that $20 donation I mailed to Hillary's Senate compaign ~ but supporting a Heartless Bitch into power probably doesn't count for much here.

[Assumption and stereotype won't get you very far either. How do you know that we like Ms. Clinton?]"

From: http://www.heartless-bitches.com/weak/weak136.shtml (aug 4 -02)

I am aware there are several of you working on this site and I do not know _when_ exactly she was added but, Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton _is_ one of the site's very own Honorary Heartless Bitches.

[So? We don't have to LIKE you to recognize your innate Heartless Bitch quality. There are hundreds of honorary Heartless Bitches. I don't even know of them all, but I'm sure that there are more than a few that I don't like. I'm sure that the other Heartless Bitches here disagree with the opinions of several of the honorary Heartless Bitches, even some that I agree with. We are all separate people, not part of a hive mind. Therefore, your donations to whichever honorary Heartless Bitch you choose is meaningless, and to suggest that we should care suggests that you really don't understand us.]

-Reality doesn't chew well, but it can be swallowed.

[In your case, swallowed whole without digestion.]







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