Name: Amanda

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't care to be anyone's maid, if you want to eat get your ass in the kitchen and cook. And if you want clean socks walk your fat lazy ass down the stairs to the laudry room and wash your clothes, and why you are at it wash mine and be sure to fold them!

[Maybe they don't care to be YOUR maid. Did you ever think about that?]

And when I am at work... if I am on the phone wait your dam turn to talk to me and don't stand there jumping around like you are going to piss yourself b/c you have to tell me something, unless you are going to tell me that I have won the lottery and I can't quit this lousy job go sit down and wait until I come to you. And when I am driving, just get the hell out of my way.

[Yes, yes, yes, people are annoying sometimes. So what?]

One Liner:
HOney you haven't seen BITCH until you piss me off!

[We don't mean it as a synonym for gripe, though.]

Name: MAXINE

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i

[Ah, so you DO have a shift key.]

HAVE ALWAYS USED MY BRAIN TO GET WHERE I AM NOT MY PUSSY, I BELIEVE IN GETTING THINGS ON MERIT, NOT USING MY BODY.

[Hate to say it, but a woman like you can't be too choosy about her resources.]

i HATE STUPIDITY, A WOMAN WHO IS TOTALLY RELIANT ON OTHERES, I HATE COOKING AND BEING DOMESTIC, EVEN THOUGH I AM A GOOD MOTHER. i AM THE IRISH VERSION OF IMELDA MARCOS, I LOVE SHOES, THE HIGHER THE BETTER SO AS I LOOK DOWN ON THOSE WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME,

[It's ONE way to soothe an inferiority complex.]

I TELL PEOPLE, I DON,T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE I,VE GOT MY OWN !!!!!!

[They say, "ditto."]

One Liner:
IT,S HARD TO IMPROVE ON PERFECTION.

[Good thing you've got so much room for improvement.]

Name: Lois

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I can't stand......men who want sweet young things and discount the value of an over 50 dynamic woman.

[Hmm. I don't like the way society dislikes age. This isn't the same thing, is it?]

& the people in this world who have NO manners, driving, walking, talking, eating. It's all about them.

['Fraid so. I blame it on their upbringing, usually, and to a point. There's a point in your life when the way you are is YOUR fault.]

& women who wear cleavage at work and use PMS as an excuse not to work.
& people who don't take charge of their lives and just keep on doing the same thing.
& TV sitcoms that are so obvious, stupid and soppy.
& the fact that lawnmowers are not made for a woman to use!

[How are they not made for women? What do you need? A pink lawnmower with a moisturizing strip?]

Should I go on??

[No!]

One Liner:
HYPOCRITES NEED NOT APPLY!

[That's for sure.]

Name: Amelia

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My friends nicknamed me the Nun recently because

[When it comes to smarts, you ain't gone none?]

I am smart enough not to give every Tom, Dick, or Harry that asks a chance.

[You're a nun because you won't fuck virtual strangers? Three guys? Guys named Tom, Dick, or Harry? Would you try Tom's Harry Dick?]

One Liner:
The fact that I am currently a Nun by choice.

[So tell me, Sister Amelia, do you understand anything about being a Nun aside from the vow of chastity?]