Name: Ashley

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I've got in cat-fights and told people i was going out with them but laughed in their face when they cried about it, Big Babies!

[Even the thought of going out with you would turn the hardiest male into a quivering mass of fear.]

One Liner:
Stick ur hand in my face one more time, and i'll bite it off!

[The whole HAND? I'd hate to see the size of your mouth.]

Name: april

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
At twenty-six years of age I am discovering the power that I have as a woman. We women do have power over men, a lot of power. Let's use it!!!

[You only discovered cock-teasing at 26? Where did you live, Gilligan's Island? No, you'd have learned it there, wouldn't you? Never-never land? The place where they stored the weapons of mass destruction? Santa's Castle at the North Pole? The Island of Misfit Toys? The Fortress of Solitude? Hell? I have to know where cock-teasing doesn't exist.]

One Liner:
Why date only one guy, when you can date five?

[So you'll have a clear idea who the daddy is, or who gave you the herpes.]

Name: LYN

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I TELL IT LIKE IT IS, LIKE ME OR NOT. I ALSO FEEL THAT MY MAIN PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO TEST OTHER PEOPLES PATIENCE.

[With CAPS LOCK!]

I PLEASE ONLY MYSELF, AND HATE IT WHEN ANYONE TELLS ME TO WATCH MY MOUTH FUCK THEM.

[Agreed. I don't need some control freak in my life.]

One Liner:
FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT THEY CAN ENTER MY LIFE AND ALTER IT !!

[Fuck anyone who think they can show you the shift key, too.]