[Shorter Weak of the Week issues mean only ONE thing: better applications overall. Sure, my loser bin shows no lack of use, but the REALLY and TRULY HORRENDOUS applications are directly proportionate to the amount of acceptable applicants. Keep up the GOOD WORK, Future Heartless Bitches. As for you gluttons for punishment, shorter membership rosters usually means I've got a bumper crop of idiots for you. You know that this trend won't last, right?]

Name: Frederikke

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Let's face it - there wouldn't be any Heartless Bitches if it wasn't for the people we're constantly complaining about. This honest and slightly neglected statement doesn't indicate that I approve of their inferior existence - even though they constantly assure me of staying on the path and level, which I find right.

It's the rats we date, cry rivers over, spread our legs for and ditch through life that make us choose to grow old with a respectful, conversational stand-up guy - and it's the sappy, spoiled inexperienced goody toosies that make us choose to be Olivia Newton-John in the last scene of Grease. If we keep using websites like this to bitch about the people we attract, befriend and pay attention to - we would be helplessly ongoing hipocrites.

And yes, I do swear, I do fight for my right, I do kick men in the balls and I do talk down about other women - but hopefully, I'm not the only who doesn't consider these abilities to be my bearing characteristics.

[Ignoring your last paragraph (especially because it just doesn't make any sense). You're sadly mistaken here. We're not Heartless Bitches BECAUSE of someone, or to spite them, but in SPITE of them on occasion and usually BECAUSE of ourselves. We are Heartless Bitches because, ironically, that's what we're called when we do EXACTLY as we please, free from bullshit societal restraint or stereotype. Many of us don't date rats, much less cry over them. Some of us have, but we'd all agree that we were Heartless Bitches long before--and long after--they left. As a matter of fact, many of us have never seen Grease, much less wear leather--or, more to the point here--CONFORM to fit into the world around us for the sake of a man, even IF he's John Travolta (especially if he's John Travolta.)

Better wake up.]

One Liner:
I had Hillary Clinton sign my book "Bitch - In Praise of Diffucult Women"

[Nifty.]

Name: joe

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
This is for my wife. she makes you all look like American Idols.

[I'm not sure what you really mean by that.]

I want her to join but damn, she would give me hell for submitting her name.

[Go fetch your balls out of her purse. She should have a set of her own.]

There is a chapter in the Bible Missing about the devil's daughter.

[If it's missing, how did you hear of its existence?]

It's missing because I married her and the hell on earth she gives to every one is not over yet!

[I would have thought the Devil's daughter would have been a bit pickier about her mate.]

One Liner:
get out ! I'll do it myself.

[It's what you SHOULD be doing, anyway.]

Name: Tony

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
none i am hate being a fucking nice guy help me please

[Instructions: Stand up. Repeat as needed.]

One Liner:
nice guy all the time

[He's the guy with the footprints all over his back.]

Name: jessica

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
my intolerance for the idiots and weakminded of the world. I am aggress in going after what I want. i refuse to be a "nice" girl. the way I run my life the way i want. I don't take shit from anyone! i pick on those weaker than me. And I don't earn respect i demand it!

[It's a wonder that you can find anyone weaker than you. BULLYING doesn't make you a bitch.]

One Liner:
Heartless Bitchiness?Heartless Bitchiness? I'm the QUEEN of Heartless Bitchiness!

[Badges? Badges? We don't NEED no steeeenking badges!---did anyone ELSE hear this, or is it just me?]