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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of June 1, 2003
edited by Jadesyren



Name: Rebecca

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
To sum it up I caught my man cheating night before last with another woman and I raged thru the house taking the last of what was mine plus dumping out the flowers he bought for her in the sink. Men suck. Stupid cheap women suck.

[Yeah, that kind of situation sucks. So far, not too bad. Let's see if you're going to be an adult about this.]

They can both kiss my ass. I am not taking shit from men anymore or 16 year younger woman that

[Oooh. It hurts to be traded in for the newer model.]

pretend to be me friend and then sleep with the man I love the next night after I leave. Where's the nair for her shampoo bottle? Where is a pin to poke the condoms with?

[Nope. I guess you're not going to act your age. You know, you list your age as being from 16 to 34. I certainly HOPE she's not sixteen years younger than you. Ick. Wait. How old is your "man?"]

One Liner:
I am taking shit from any man anymore! They can all go to hell!

[Why? Because the one you chose is a piece of shit?]



Name: aDA

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am not a heartless bitch YET! I wanna to be ONE! make me a heartless bitch!

[Presto! It's a keyboard, not a magic wand. I can't wave it and POOF! Instant Heartless Bitch.]

One Liner:
bitch wannabe!

[Go wannabe somewhere else.]



Name: Samantha

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
This describes me best:
I have Paranoid personality disorder which is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

[Like I need another mental patient on the roster? As if I need ANOTHER applicant who looks to blame someone ELSE for her shit? Get outta here.]

One Liner:
I have no time for Bull Shit

[You cavort in it.]



Name: Tessa

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch beacuse I just don't give a shit any more. The fact that someone actually cares enough to create a web site for so called bitches is lame.

[So lame that your first impulse was "Where do I sign up."]

I am heartless bitch because I can be...end of story.

[And after reading the extensive membership pages (I trust that you DIDN'T) you thought that this would gain your admittance?]

One Liner:
Who's the bitch now?

[I saw "The New Guy," too.]



Name: Dax

UserID : the man

[That's all the proof you need.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am the ultimite ladys man. Every woman out there wants to rub her clit on my big bald head.

[You know, I think I saw a porn rag just like that when I was at the Pink Pussycat Boutique in NYC. It was called, "Come on and Let Me Rub My Bald Head on You While You Squirt Your Breast Milk on Me." I thought it was overly specific, but what do I know?]

As I walk through the mall ladys wet their pantys.

[It's piss. We can do that when we break down into hysterical laughter.]

One Liner:
All you need is a little Dax to make that bitchy anger go away

[Laughter IS a good remedy for what ails you. In your case, I'd make it laughter AND a prescription.]



Email : KillTheFags

[You're going to be well loved. I can see that.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
cause i feel no need to be anyones personal ass kisser, deal with what i gotta say and if you dont like it or like me fuck then fuck off..

[I'm not sure what your instructions are.]

i feel no need to act cute and shit but doesnt mean i am a fuckin man.. i talk what i know and am.. i am not this lieing ass faker who doesnt even know what their actual fav. color is.

[I'm sure that all of this is relevant in Bizarroland.]

One Liner:
put your lil 4 pounds of heart in a nap sack before you fuck around and get shot.

[Sage advice. This is right up there with not putting raisins in your nose before breakfast.]



Name: Candi

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm not a Heartless Bitch yet, but would very much like to be.

[Come back when you are.]

Your web site can help to take me there. Right now I am one of the 'whiney down-trodden' and need to learn this Heartless Bitch stuff real quick. If I sign up now, I could double up on my classes, and maybe graduate early.

[This is a post-graduate membership only. We don't take on apprentices.]

One Liner:
I don't have a slogan yet, let me take the Heartless Bitch classes first, please.

[You couldn't afford the tuition.]





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