Name: ME!

Email : ME@MYSELF.COM

UserID : ME!

URL : ME-MYSELF-I@MEMEMEMEMEMEME.COM

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
ME, ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[It's a stereogram! It's hypnotic! It's over 100 pages long! It's over about 2 MEG in size. I'm not kidding. I cut it out for your convenience.]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME M E ME ME ME 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[More from the same disgruntled worker.]

Name: BLAH BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA YADDA

Email : BLAHBLAH@YADDAYADDA.COM

UserID : BLAHYADDA

URL : BLAH-YADDA.THISANDTHAT.COM

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
WELL, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH. YADDA YADDA, YADDA. BLAH BLAH BLAH? BLAH BLAH! YADDA, BLAH THIS AND THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH; YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA YADDA! YADDA? BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH. AND THOSE ARE MY HEARTLESS BITCHE QUALITIES.

One Liner:
"BLAH, YADDA BLAH-BLAH BLAH BLAH." - SOME PERSON

[At least it's shorter. About the same depth, however.]

Name: Vicki

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont give a damn about anyone but my self... according to others i could care less if they rot adn die on the toilet seat as long as i get something out of them....

[What would you get out of anyone who died on the throne...but don't answer that.]

i make people feel like shit when i hold something against them...i scare the shit out of people when they piss me off....and ive broken to many hearts (the sentence " your a fuckin heartless bitch" has been used a lot to my face and is very well known in my vocabulary)

[When your vocabulary is this sparce, you'd have to be on a first name basis with the words in it.]

...my most recent experience...since im in highschool ihavce to deal with the whole 5th grad politics shit(i hate her because shes so nice or i hate her because so and so likes her) so rumors were going around...i told the people to shoev the bullshit back up their ass where it belongs..they didnt stop...so i bolognied one of their cars...and took a piss and put it in their colling/heating system...

[I'm SO glad you're beyond all that immature stuff. You set quite the example.]

with a letter that said " i guess its time now to get that dildo out of your ass becuase its cutting off the circulation to your brain and you think like a mentally retarded person lost in a dark room" afdter that tehy stopped....

[A mentally retarded person lost in a dark room? What kind of metaphor is that?]

One Liner:
fuck with me once and ill give you a taste...ffuck with me twice and ill rip your heart out.

[Are you threatening me or coming on to me? Is there a difference?]

Name: fiona

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
alright, i'm really jessica but i'm writing in on behalf on a friend, fiona.

[Let Fiona do her own dirty work.]

she has so much potential and i definately think you should recruit/embrace her, and she WILL be interested in joining.

[Let HER come and ask us. I mean, is she one of your personalities?]

Fiona: "I wish i could rant like them :("

[I wish she could just talk for herself.]

One Liner:
she just doesn't care. she has this hostility built up against men ("GOD MEN ARE FUCKING JERKS") and she's quick to tell you if you're being a drama queen ("dude shut the fuck up, we don't want to hear it.")

[If she's so QUICK to tell us, why is she applying by proxy?]

Name: Emma

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't listen to what stupid preppies or any other slut/whore has to say. I scream fuck you bitch in the middle of their speeches. I go to bsb and other lame concerts just to get baked, wasted, and throw random objects at the singers or should I say lipsinkers or dancers.

[You pay money just to show your ass? I can do more with my cash than that.]

(the messier the better) I say my thoughts in public whenever theres something good to hear. (i.e. my god she sucks so much dick she can't even close her month anymore...)

[That's good to hear? Trust me, it's REALLY easy to make shitty little comments like that for a quick, cheap laugh. I should know. However, that doesn't mean that they are GOOD to hear, or that they just don't get annoying quickly. Appearance jokes are like spelling flames. They get dull rather quickly.]

I love diging into guys egos just to permently damage their thought patterns which can only come out of their dick. I like the feeling of male felsh under my fingernails esp when they start to bleed.

[See, now I just think it feels kinda nasty, if I notice it at all.]

One Liner:
I'm sick of guys who think with their dicks, it's about time now that we cut off their dicks and fucked them with their own shit....

[I don't think shit would hold up under the pressure.]