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Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of March 16, 2003
edited by Jadesyren



Name: Martine

[Remember this one?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Even the "Bitch"-site in my own country expelled me for being too much a bitch.....With respect, however counting on your impressive translating devices, are here the " oh so cruel words" I received....;....

[And she goes on to send us the complete email exchange between her and this other person she's not happy with. I don't have time for personal email squabbles, let alone this little idiot's.]

Need I say more ?????????????????

[No. You need to say SOMETHING.]

This Bitch-online is a site, started about 4 years ago. When I became a member, a few months ago, it was was almost dried out, just a couple of real die-hards were left, BUT... they were real!! After some weeks of absence (being forced "of line", due to the f...personal shit Iīm going through....)the site had been taken over by this person, 19 years old.......Nothing wrong with that in itself,.......... impress me, please make my day!!!!! The fact, however, that this stupid teenager was insulting , and started a `warī- against one or two of the finest, most honest and utterly sincere BITCHES we have in this stupid country (to who, in my opinion, this whole simple site owned her right for excistance)made my pen grow oldfashioned GREEN (or red or whatever). Ofcourse I

[Now I know that you don't have what it takes to make it here. Can't you handle your own battles?]

first made an effort to appeal to the childīs inborn capability to have "RESPECT", since she seemed not to know this word, I have done my best to "teach/tell" her what that means.......You DONīT have right to "say goodbye and thank you" or call one of the only REAL bitches, that has tributed through the

[Wah wah wah. Get over it. Why SHOULD she respect you? You have yet to demonstrate that you've earned it. All of your letters here have been self-indulgent and troll-like.]

years to that site, not only with her own dits and thats,but even proudly presented her multiple "alter egoīs" input to all the ignorend...an OLD, POISONNED, PARANOID AND SICK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, clearly the girl was after all NOT capable of any due respect, signed out the bitch Iīm talking about(wonder if she even knows that that action ofcourse included dumping the three supreme alter egoīs, I can see her scratching het head, wondering wher all those who wrote those articles went!!!!!!!!!!!! ) and decided to dump me as well, wich, let there be no mistake over this, is absolutely MUCH TO MY HONOR!!!!!!!!!

[I'm not your girlfriend. Don't come crying to me.]

One Liner:
Iīm a heartless bitch, because `WE are made for the long HAULī...You cannot erase, dump or ignore me/us...WE STILL HAVE THINGS TO DO!!!!!

[I COULD erase you, but I prefer to leave you up for amusement.]



Name: rekha

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because every third man wants my heart I dont know to whom I should give I have a beautiful body and a tight pussy to offer them but no heart in lieu of bucks.

One Liner:
I am the only Indian blonde girl available on net, showing you every thing I have, my pants, bumps, boobs, cunt, and w hole of mine but no heart

[Blonde? The picture on your front page had you as a brunette.]



[I give you Ms. Trainwreck 2003. There's not much I can add to this datgum application.]

Name: Trainwreck 2003

[Name changed to prevent you from finding her website.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Hiya!!!!
I lived with my EX (and father of my son) for 10 yrs....
He was a psycho and a scary individual...
I know that after reading this you all are gonna say, "Well, you CHOSE to stay with him for all those years so its your fault you got taken by him!" Well, that would be true if there wasn't several significant extenuating circumstances...

[Whenever someone says this, I KNOW there's going to be a whole lot of bullshit. Pull up a chair.]

We had a really tough time with a really bad neighbor from hell that left us both clinically depressed... She had tried to kill us! I thought it was because of that that he couldnt get a job...
But after we fleed that house he still was a bum. By that time he was an even angrier person and I was scared stiff of him. I had no family to speak of so I had no support system...

I finally kicked him out on September 12th, 2001!
I figured out that I was either going to die from his hand or die from Terrorism and I was picking happiness, freedom and the end of the world over him....

After he left and went to his Mommies outta state to live, I got my head and witts about me. I became stronger, and decided to set out to destroy him..

I slept with his best friend thus bringing him over to my side at the custody proceedings because his best friend made him do things on my favor in order to continue sleeping with me (After the court case I stopped that relationship, Buh Bye)

I then cut his contact to his child off!
FOR TRUE reasons NOT revenge!
He was a drug abuser and a nutjob!
That IS NOT conducive to a good parent.

[I trust that the child is in foster care, if this is your opinion.]

I sent his Mom a long letter about MY side of the story and Her boyfriend read it and wont allow my EX back in his house if he does drugs! The letter made my EX look like a nasty psycho person and ME like a saint...

I sent his Dad a letter too and put my EX in a VERY VERY VERY Bad light and me in pristine condition, and now his Dad KNOWS his kid's a Druggie!

I also lost alot of weight and look HOT HOT HOT!

[Makes it easier to attract suitors. Don't worry, this reference will be funnier once you read on.]

Recently I wrote my EX a 10 page letter..

[I think she included it. Sure feels like 10 pages.]

I thought it was time to clear my head of him and move on...
I sent it to his brothers house, in a big envelope addressed to his brother ONLY and the letter to him was in another envelope that wasn't sealed and I dropped a note inside for his brother saying
"Dear XXXX,
Hi, I hope everything is going well with you
I know it must be a shock seeing this envelope at your
address, but since I'm going to school to become a Private Investigator/ Skip Tracer, I was able to obtain your address using my skills, I hope you don't mind!
Anyway, I understand that Ricky no longer lives with you. However, seeing how you were the last person that I know that knows HIM that he has lived with in the past, I figured I'd send the enclosed letter to YOU, for YOU
to pass on to him. Please do so.

[I thought you used your skills as a private investigator to find him, but you couldn't use them to find Ricky?]

If you have no clue where he's at, please drop the inside envelope into the nearest mailbox.
Thank you very much."
His brother (and his stupid white trash wife) will be soooo curious what it says and since I conveniently didn't seal the envelope they WILL be free to read and then Ricky will look like the biggest asshole chump in the world! IM soooo devious!

[Yes. She's just so tricksey, isn't she precious.]

Ive fucked his best friend, made him look bad to his Dad and his Mom, and next? His Bro' will know too!

I was told by a friend that I write THE BEST letters. AND that I should give classes to women who want to learn how to break up with their men or to CLEAN OUT their heads of their EXES!

YOU be the judge!

[Okay. I sentence you to life imprisonment.]

(BTW- I NEVER got the envelope back!)

[Maybe they sent it to him?]

THE FOLLOWING TEXT IS THE EXACT LETTER I SENT HIM! ENJOY AND MAY ALLLL WRONGED FEMALES UNITE!

[Nooooooooo!]

Dear Dipshit Loser Ex (aka Moronic Toothless Bastid [sic]),

Thank God!
Hallelujah!
You are out of my life and I am free!
Thank Gawd, I never have to cut onion into teensy weensy pieces or eat celery-less potato salad, or see you cut the golden crust SteakHouses work soooo hard to acheive (and I got perfect at home) off steak or see you complain complain complain about the DELICIOUS food I cooked and pick at it like a bird. I still can't believe that you PICKED all the onion and pepper pieces out of ManWich!!!! Fuck! Would ya like your meat cut and your crusts off the sandwich lil boy?

[Her idea of haute haute haute cuisine: Manwich.]

Most people who have met me since you were Heave-Hoed AND the people I knew from my past think that you are one stupid muddafugga! You neglected and mentally abused a beautiful, sexy, intelligent, vibrant, optimistic, heady Woman!

YOU MORON! YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL! MOST MEN DREAM OF THE SITUATION YOU WERE IN!
YOU BLEW IT!

I was not in debt nor was my house a pigstye when I met you. But because YOU WERE SUCH A CHILDISH person, you thought you could get away with not working AND NOT lifting a finger FOREVER!?

YOU were Wrong, you silly lil man! I was a happy person before I met you, my skin was gorgeous, and I had no nervous disorders, YOU

[He fucked up her skin?]

and your mistreatment of someone you TOLD you loved changed all that forever. (Incidentally, NOW, for the most part I do look fabulous, and feel fabulous and am ecstatically happy and optimistic once again!)

I thought it was the problems at XXXX Avenue, THEN I thought it was the problems at XXXXXXX (Which were all in YOUR MIND, we could have been really happy there, had you made the effort!) BUT, after 4 YEARS HERE at XXXXXX, of you not doing anything or improving yourself (Even going back to looking like a bum) I KNEW you had to go before I smoked and ate myself to death!

[Darn. She survived.]

You said that YOU were finally comfortable and happy at XXXXXX. But was I? That's the whole point here!
You never noticed that I went from
Exhibit 'A' to Exhibit 'B', and was NEVER happy!
Guess What? 3 short months after you were gone? I now look like Exhibit 'C' and 'D'
It was MY House and MY money. IF YOU WERE GONNA STAY IN IT, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE CONTRIBUTED MONEY AND EFFORT!
I WAS LIKE AN EMPTY TOOTHPASTE TUBE! YOU SQUEEZED EVERYTHING OUT AND YOU NEVER NOTICED I WAS EMPTY!? YOU JUST KEPT ON SQUEEZING!
I WAS DYING INSIDE!
You were a FRAUD, a LIAR, a CHEAT, a THIEF and a datgum LUNATIC CRYBABY LIL BOY!

[Datgum counter on: 1]

You conned your way into my house and then made me think you were sooooo wounded as a child! I don't believe you were EVER ABUSED by your Dad! Your own Mom didnt know the abuse was going on. If it wasn't going on during those 10 years with her, then I doubt it was going on during the times you were with your Dad and [woman's name]#2. AND EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE YOU SHOULD HAVE MOVED BEYOND IT BY NOW....

[This is humorous. Not only is she assuming that these people should have known, and since they didn't, it didn't happen, she conveniently forgets that she is in those same shoes herself. Classic.]

But you used it as an excuse to get out of doing things..
You NEVER loved me! You loved the IDEA that you thought you could CON me into letting you do NOTHING! You decieved me before ever getting out of jail. By

[CON. Jail. Oh, she's funny.]

telling me you wanted a job and a car and kids and a real life. AND not letting me know you were arrested as many times as you truly were and/or what you were convicted of those prior times. You lied and said you wanted kids and said your fiance [Different name] had had a child and you had all this experience with her kid and you lied and told me you had been in the Mafia and

[You heard him say "Mafia," and you didn't think he was lying to you? Did you even SEE him on the Sopranos?]

that you lived by yourself, (leading me to believe that you were a self sufficient independent person) Plus I was heartbroken at years into the relationship to then find out the fact that you had to find somewhere to stay so you could get outta jail early!!!!! You spineless asshole! So I guess I was an easy out for you huh? MOST of all, though, you ONLY loved my money!

[Those $20 were only a small part of it.]

YOU were the sole cause for the failing of our relationship!
You changed! I didn't! I even got BETTER AND more multi dimensional as I got older and more mature, sadly you didn't notice what you had! "Someone" else did

[I thought you didn't change?]

though ***giggle*** BUT you'll find that out at the end of this letter!! *S*

[Snake? Does anyone else hear a snake?]

I thought I had done something to you that made you change and THAT, in and of itself, was what forced me into a different role in the relationship! But I had not done anything wrong! I now CLEARLY see that! I was a Saint in your life (Big Gary even said so) and you treated ME and the Relationship like it was shit! In a few short months you went from a fun, happy, go getter type to a sullen, angry, brooding, drug addicted, ne'er do well! I never invited THAT DUDE to come live with me! I loved the "Other Dude" not the one I got!

Excuse after excuse after excuse!

You sat there and acted like YOU had "done something" in the relationship! You did NOTHING! When I looked back it was Eddie that was doing the work while you were his gopher!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?????
WHAT MADE YOU (A XXXXXX/XXXXXXX) THINK THAT YOU HAD ANY RIGHT TO MY (A XXXXXXX By Birth) MONEY WITHOUT LOVE, TRUST OR EFFORT?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?????
NOT A DATGUM THANG!

[2, 2 incredible datgums. Mua ha ha ha ha.]

Wow! You vacuumed once a month, you took the trash out once a week (at XXXXXXX ONLY, you were VERY lax at XXXX Ave and XXXXXXXX), you cleaned the gutters and mowed the grass (A job that requires you to SIT) and you sat downstairs and smoked pot and played video games, and ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU wuz some "Kang" who deserved to play all day and play golf and shit! You ain't nuttin' but a peasant trick ass muddafugga! No King't'all!
The only thing you ever really did was cleaning XXXXXX avenue!
Bravo Homeboy!
It was YOUR fault the neighbors were as bad as they were to us, as you were the one with the Linear, Pot and the Record (ALL of which inflamed the situation and caused the cops not to take us seriously!)! You are a piece of SHIT! You could say you painted but you know something? your paint jobs SUCKED! And you always said that YOU did everything right the first time? No you didn't! All your shit was done as quick as possible just so you could go back to smoking dope and playing video games! The bed you put together? Its falling apart cause of the datgum screws you put in wrong and the fact that there was TWO bags of

[Who SAYS datgum, let alone three times in the same letter?]

parts that you didn't even install! The only thing you did right was make your lil rooms and make all YOUR areas nice and comfy, just so you could get away from your responsibilities and me and Zach!
YOU EXPECTED praise for doing anything and everything!
But did you ever give me any?

[Did you expect praise for doing anything? Seems like you did.]

(IE, the fact that you demanded I come downstairs to look at your R/C Car paintjobs, but NEVER looked at anything I had done on the computer NOR appreciated anything I EVER DID FOR YOU)
It was YOU who never thought of US as an "US"! Everything was, in your mind, always Yours or Mine!
SOOOOOO many times I contemplated doing EVERYTHING, JUST so it'd get done the right way, The NORMAL way! But if I did do it all then ya know what? Then that would leave you with NOTHING YOU had to do. And I wasn't letting YOU get away with that!
You would have loved that too much.
Im doing everything very stresslessly right now. There aint nuttin' to it Ricky! Really! It's super easy! You see the trash bag fill, you take it out. You do 2 loads of laundry a week and you straighten up the house on Friday so the weekend is free for Zach!

[So what did you do in all of this?]

Now, on to your golddigging ways!
You stole alot of money from me, but more importantly you stole from your son! I had to BRAINSTORM after I punted you. I had to do some serious debt

[Be fair. It was more of a brainDRIZZLE.]

consolidation to keep a roof over YOUR sons head! You sat back and watched me sell stocks that had been in my family for YEARS and try to save money and try to budget food (the lists, Priceline, etc) and I lost sleep because of it, and had to rush around to figure out where the money was coming from and going!
ALL THE DATGUM WHOLE TIME YOU WERE STEALING AND SPENDING IT!

[Four datgums. You're not really reading this, are you? I know that if I were Ricky XXXXX, and I received this illiterate bullshit, I'd have thrown this in the datgum trash.]

I KNOW Asshole! I KNOW that the bikes are actually from MY money that you stole! And that all the R/C parts you supposedly were getting for free at The Hobby Store were all with MY MONEY (Supposedly you were gonna be THE Premier House R/C Car Racer for them and get all yo' shit fo' free! Dave thought that was funny since aside from the one time you raced in the beginning you never did after that!)
I know that you stole now! And YOU saw me flopping like a fish outta water to think of ways to get outta debt and YOU WERE STEALING THE WHOLE TIME!
What a LOSER you are!
Oh and ASSHOLE?
The pearls you stole early on in our relationship were a gift from my Aunt! It had taken 10 birthdays to accrue them and YOU stole them for Dope!
What made YOU, Ricky XXXXX, think YOU were ENTITLED TO MY MONEY??? What made you think that YOU DIDN'T have to do anything for it?
Uh,LOSER? Did you ever think of FULLFILLING your promises to me and actually GET A FUCKING JOB????
Oh THAT'S right, poor baby, Daddy didn't love you and he supposedly beat you so you couldn't work!
Getouttahere! Even crackbabies grow up and get Jobs! Some of them even go to college!

[She's living proof.]

Maybe the reason everyone was so wary of you was because you were living the life of Riley and not doing ANYTHING FOR IT!
You ALWAYS were trying to PUFF yourself up superficially with THINGS and outside stuff and BRAND NAMES! Instead of working on the INSIDE!

You asked me several times, "Why so suddenly?"
SUDDENLY??? 10 YEARS IS SUDDENLY TO YOU????

[My question is why you woke up at all.]

Plus I gave you a whole year to get a job and make something of yourself, but you didn't so you got punted!
And the other famous statement, "I don't understand, I was trying"
NO YOU WERE NOT!Trying does not mean going downstairs all day and not working or spending time with ppl!

Ricky: "No Trainwreck I don't do drugs anymore I never really got into them too heavily, I just sold them!"

[Wait just one DATGUM minute. It's okay that he "just sold them," but using them pissed you off?]

FAMOUS LAST FUCKING WORDS!
Why drugs Ricky? Couldn't you handle your own emotions, or was it an escape for you? Did you have to escape your pathetic reality!?
YOU are LOWER than POND SCUM!

About YOUR Sexual Difficulties?
You knew who I was before you got outta jail.....
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?? There ain't nuttin' wrong with being a Vanilla boy but Im NOT vanilla and I NEED a Rocky Road Man!

[How about a lemon sorbet guy? Pistachio? Chunky Monkey? Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough? What's wrong with Cherry Garcia?]

If you couldn't fullfill my requirements then you should have just stayed friends with me. AND NEVER moved in with me! A TRUE Alpha (Dominant) Male, takes responsibility for His woman, His house, His children, His job, His transportation and His decision making skills are impeccable! He also has goals! YOU were/are NO Alpha Male!
WE WERE NOT COMPATIBLE!

[Yet you stayed for 10 years. Speaking of a long time, how much longer is this letter? Jesus, is there an end to this shit? Freedom! FREEDOM! Give us free. Whatever happened to Dear John: I'm outta here, peace out, God Bless, I'm fucking your friend, and I want my CD's back, bitch. Later. I doubt that Ricky read this bullshit. I can't blame him.]

You appear to be sexually more along the lines of a Diaper Wearing Mommies Boi [sic] then an Alpha Male!
(Incidentally, I can hook you up with websites for your affliction!) Think about THIS one:
"If you still think, act, and behave like a child, how can you engage in adult activities??"
Anyhow, EVERY DAMN TIME I'd start FEELING a "Tingle" towards you cause I THOUGHT FINALLY in that Lil Flicker of light that you were appearing to GROW up and be a man.... You'd let me DOWN EVERY DATGUM TIME! YOU KILLED that tingle EVERY DAMN

[Man alive, datgum times FIVE.]

TIME! And when I did let you have some I thought of dinner and websurfing!

[Later on you say that he repulsed you. Which is it?]

If you'd have gotten your shit together and made something of yourself and grown up, I'd have probably gotten some romantic feelings towards you back and would have been able to be satisfied without you being a true AlphaMale and could have accepted you the way you were. But YOU made the choice to never be anything or do anything!
So YOU killed your own happiness in this relationship. So ultimately you were your own enemy towards your own cock!
Me?
I'm as hypersexual as I was BEFORE YOU! Someone can just look at me and I'm Breathing like a hyena and drippin'!

[Breathing like a hyena and drippin'? Glurkle! Oh, the visual. Don't they have a cream for that?]

You just weren't an ALPHA Male!
There wasn't nuttin' wrong with me (Hell, a Millionare Horse and Llama farmer from NJ was after me but I dumped him cause he smoked and he had had cancer and couldn't eat anything but Bland Foods and I wasn't going thru a picky eater

[This had us in giggle fits. A LLAMA FARMER in NEW JERSEY. Are there Llama in Jersey? A LLAMA FARMER in JERSEY with CANCER. This is her hot prospect. Oh, she's probably breathin' like a hyena and drippin' for that guy. I tell you that I am. Psst. Email me with his contact info. I gots to have me some o' dat.]

again!), and I had a Popular Chicago DJ interested in me, the man I'm with now? He went to college and worked his whole life and guess what? He drives?) SO GUESS WHAT? it was all YOU!

[A guy who drives. What more can you ask for?]

How can I be attracted to a LOSER, with No Job, No Car and no teeth! YUKKY! Your breath stunk like SHIT! The Money you stole and squandered was Money that theoretically could have gone towards your teeth but noooo YOU wanted to get toys more than have a normal relationship with the mother of your child (Its a lil hard to be romantic with someone who refuses to brush his teeth in 10 yrs! YUK!) And You thought a person of MY caliber would hop into bed and cum AND squirt buckets for lil ole toofless YOU? LMAO

[But you stayed for decade.]

Everytime you kissed me my skin crawled!
Oh and Einstein? "Foreplay" ain't walking up to me with an impish look on your face and poking me in my crotch with your index finger!
HAHAHAHAHA!

You made me a negative person, all your self hate and anger at the world rubbed off on me and I needed to get out before your nasty mind made me rot! I THOUGHT I had met this Guy who appeared soo positive and nice and warm, I went off with him.
BUT, WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT AND SOFTEN BOTH of OUR PASTS and be a SAFE EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE COCOON became a NIGHTMARE!
YOU WERE A SCARY, ANGRY, MISERABLE FRIGHTENING PERSON! I was always scared that the cops would show up and/or you'd kill me or yourself if I broke up with you! You convinced me you were the most important person in the household! Of course your severe anger problem and your mental instability (That showed itself a year into the relationship, by then I was pregnant) made me fearful to get out of the relationship! I was scared of you! If you could get sooooo angry that you had the POWER to break someones windshield with a 20 ounce Coke bottle from the porch of XXX avenue to the DrugStore Parking Lot accross the street, as well as punching holes in walls and beating and breaking up shit! I imagined what you could have done to me! You were a LUNATIC! How could I feel happy and safe around you? You got pissed off because Ryan didn't buy ya nuttin for XMas one year and you stormed out the house and walked all the way to XXXXXXXXXX FOR NO REASON! That's whacked! And YOU said Barbara was a big fat liar and crazy?

[Who in fuck are Ryan and Barbara? Who is Big Gary? It's way too late in the letter to introduce new characters. Ricky is a crackhead. You don't expect him to remember these people, do you? He probably rolled this letter up and smoked it.]

How can any girl be attracted to a man who acts like a psychologists dream patient! You obviously have an Oedipus Complex, as you turned me into your Mom and STILL wanted to fuck me! EEEEWWWW! An Alpha male dont be fuckin on his mom! I wanted a He-Man you were a lil itsy bitsy boi [sic]!
You forced me into the role of MOM, when you refused to take responsibility for me, your child, your own transportation (a datgum bike is for kids), or the ability to be an honest decision

[Six fucking datgums!]

maker in the family by contributing monetarily. LIKE RYAN HAD DONE! But NOOOO Ryan was an asshole cause HE was chosing HIS FAMILY over YOU! You acted like a 10 yr old, "Mommy can you take me here?" "Mommy? can I buy this?" "Mommy, Im gonna ride my Bike" AND ALL THAT INCESSANT NON STOP POUTING! "Mommy? People don't wanna play with me!!!!"
If ya wanted to fuck your mom then ya should have stayed in Texas!

[Texans, hold tight. His mom LIVES there. She's not impugning your state, well, aside from the fact that she's mentioned it.]

You convinced me your record was preventing you from getting a job, your back hurt too much, All your bosses ran you ragged and you were used and abused because you did the best job they had ever seen and that was too much pressure for you. All kinds of lies and excuses.
Tons more excuses why you couldnt drive or get a licence, watch Zach while I had time to myself (can a girl have time to masturbate?), go with me anywhere, or spend time with me! Probably because you were living a lie and KNEW the Jig would VERY soon be up!
Guess what? I know the truth about the Job you didn't accept at Rambo steel! Times UP! Games Over!
Ricky: " Uh Oh! You do?"
YOU piece of bat guano!

I've talked to people now, I KNOW ALL YOUR LIES! Including the one you told

[She had to consult to find out that he was a liar?]

Richie about YOUR dad being a Multi Millionaire and THE co owner of XXXXXX(You told him that XXXXX was a combination of the 2 owners last names XXXXX and XXXXXXX something or other! That Lie took alot of thought! LOL) Hell, you told me you guys lived in a huge house w/in ground pool on farmland in XXXXXXX when it was actually the trailer Gary was living in! AND you told the guys down the BikeShop in XXXXXXXX that I WAS THE CEO of Yahoo.com! WHAT THE HELL????? YEAH, Right, the CEO of Yahoo is living in a rental! NO FUCKING WONDER THEY DIDN'T CALL YOU TO PLAY! They probably thought you were loony! I wonder what else was said about ME behind MY back! Thats probably why you never wanted me to be around The Hobby shop or BikeShop, I'd find out what you were lying to people about me if I was around them!
(BTW-I encouraged those two hobbies THINKING AND PRAYING YOU'D GET A CAREER out of one of them!)
In fact there were things I found out you had said, do you remember this one, "I'm never gonna work if I can help it!" Or "I don't have to work cause of my old lady"!
Well NOW YA DO! CHUMP!

[Nah. By now he's found himself a brand new fool.]

You probably bragged to Ryan while you were in jail about my money and the shit that you were gonna roll me for, and in turn He told Barbara before she met me that "Rickys old lady is loaded" and THAT'S WHY SHE never treated me like a person from day one! You also told me that the whole paternal side of your family thought I was weird, which caused me to work really hard to try and gain their acceptance and affections.
I made those Newsletters because I thought, "Maybe if they see that I can write well and I'm intelligent and creative they will like me!" I constantly felt like I had to prove myself to everyone! YOU made me look and act like a freaking FOOL!
Probably you didnt want me to get too close to THEM because you had spread lies about me to them too!
Guess what motherfucker?
I got friends all over the world and alot of them are executives and guess what? Ain't a damn one ever thought I was weird! I was the Co-Manager of a TOP rated Adult Games (R-Rated/No Nudity) Voice Video Chat on the internet for over a year and I was loved and respected by ALL!

[And nooobody thought YOU were weird.]

Guess what? Most people thought you were a bit ODD!

And YOU were afraid I'd EMBARRASS YOU on the CB? You embarrass yourself! You act

[Just using a CB is embarrassing enough. Breaker Breaker 1-9 this is Trainwreck Mama comin' atcha, and Smokey's on my tail.]

and walk like a whacko, you look like you're about to Rob a lickasto' and you lie outlandishly and say weird shit and act weird! All that time in Jail and you didn't THINK about changing yourself!? I guess you were just too busy being the man and the trustee! No time for growing up!

You SQUASHED all my kindness, and givingness!
I was a great person who loved to give and care about people before you, YOU KILLED that part of me! I gave you my ALL (the dressing up for holidays, Cards, Caring, Love and LOADS of Emotional

[If only he killed ALL the parts of you, like your fingers or your mouth. Your mouth especially. I-I-I, it's all about you, you, you. I'm sick of hearing it, and I don't even know you.]

Support!) You took major advantage and NEVER returned the favor! You NEVER comforted me, nor even took up the slack when I was sick or EVEN cleaned the house

[How the fuck could he get a word in edgewise. Just yammer, yammer, yammer. If I lived with you, I'd be on crack, too, just to kill the pain. Don't your gums ache? Whine and complain and mope and nag, nag, nag. You've got to have TMJ, at least. Too bad it's not LOCKJAW.]

before I BROUGHT YOUR SON HOME, to a dirty house! What were you doing? Were you playing Vids? Smoking Pot? Jerking Off? Now, when I have a good Man in my life I'm soooo jaded from you, I have a hard time opening up to him and giving!

So, you wasted 10 yrs of my life on your FRAUD and LIES! All my 20's are GONE! On a lil piece of shit like YOU, who never loved me nor did anything for me or your son!
You were TRULY a Prop Daddy to Zach!
Remember, just how many times did you go out back with him to play?
How many times did you go swimming with him?
(Dan - my Gentleman Friend- slept on a hard chair in a hospital room during his son's open heart surgery and his recent Illeostomy and all the follow-up procedures THAT IS A REAL FATHER!) Please get your tubes tied Ricky??? You shouldn't ever be a father again!
Not like you are gonna get any pussy anyway, but.....

NO, I never speak badly about you to Zach but IM SO GLAD HE can't fully realize that HIS FATHER WANTED to spend more time with Video games and Pot than spend time with him (1 minute after Zach WANTED to cuddle, "Oh Zach get off me you are making me HOT!" WAH WAH WAH! and 4:00 to 9:00pm off downstairs everyday and NOT with Zach after school!) AND You never worked to support him! And YOU thought Zach was your "buddy"? Well, did you EVER feed your buddy, Take your buddy anywhere? GIVE UP ANYTHING FOR YOUR BUDDY?

[Did him a favor, if you ask me.]

NO,
NO,
NO!
Ummm NO!
BTW- Zach Never mentions you! I guess he thinks You're somewhere else as usual! Dunno!

[Zach just doesn't want to hear your mouth on the subject. He knows that this is a subject that will never, ever end.]

And do you ever contribute NOW????
It's time to contribute! Otherwise you will be labled a deadbeat dad! What happened to the X-Mas presents You and Your Mom were gonna send? (BTW- WTF was the deal with those Christmas cards? What were you trying to prove?)
Too bad, you were embarrassed by him too, instead of accepting and loving him just the way he is! Didn't you want your dad to love and accept you? Is THIS the reason you asked if I was gonna Institutionalize him after you were gone? Because you NEVER saw the great kid you had? He NEVER needed to be institutionalized!

[Oh, I beg to differ.]

Everytime you'd go to the school to talk to them you'd be saying shit he'd done a full year ago! He was passed that already. EVERY DAMN DAY I'D GET OFF THE COMPUTER FOR AN HOUR NO MATTER WHAT I WAS DOING TO SPEND THAT TIME WITH HIM! YOU SAT DOWNSTAIRS AND LISTENED TO OUR GIGGLES AND SONGS FROM AFAR AS YA TOOK ANOTHER HIT AND PLAYED YOUR RACING GAMES!
Always racing....yet going nowhere!
So why did YOU think I'd institutionalize a lil person I was with 24/7? I betcha thats what you woulda done had the shoe been on the other foot!

I'm STILL correcting the shit you fucked up around here!
BTW- the hill is cleared and the pool is up, I did it all by myself too, BY HAND! I got the Poison Ivy scars to prove it too! Aint nuttin' like hard sweaty work to clear the mind and make you happy! You should try it sometime! It's delicious, I love feeling those sweat rivulets drip down my brow and thigh!

[Aaaaah. It's the dripping again.]

The truly sad ending to this is that you are JUST SOOOO stupid! YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL RICKY! 154 IQ? I don't think so! I think you just got REAL lucky and picked the right answers!

I'm soooo cleansed now after this letter. I can now purge you from my mind! I

[Now we're feeling datgum filthy. Thanks, Trainwreck.]

wasted enough of my time on a boy who couldnt even get a lil job to buy me a $199.00 ring to show his supposed love for me for 9 yrs! NINE YRS!!!!!! Strange, ALL the people YOU most admire (Dale, Jordan, Lance etc) are extremely Alpha Males and Driven and WORK hard. They would never look your way, You're a loser in their eyes too!
{BTW-When Lance came to visit you when you were in Texas cause of your "cancer" were you in bed with your eyes closed and was it 2 am? LOL Did your Mom take any pictures? How is your, Non Hodgkins Lymphoma, Pancreatic, Liver, Lung cancer doing anyway? Does your cancer switch up between the 4 types? Is it one day liver and the next pancreatic etc? Next time tell everyone the same type of cancer!}

Why'd you come back up to Pa?
Yo' Momma know you too well?
I know she was tired of you not working while you were down there...
Maybe she was tired of you CONSTANTLY REMINDING HER that she was once married to your Dad!
God! get over it!
They both cheated on each other! They both are where they wanted to be! Maybe your Dad tried really hard not to be attracted to [other woman]#2 and maybe he found out your Mom had cheated first and went with it! Back when your parole officer asked you if you had any issues with your Dad you said NO, thus not chosing to seek help before our relationship started! Guess what? Your mom left and went to Arizona, it was your Dad that tried to help you all those years. God, I wonder if your dad was as frustrated by your delay in progress as I was! You have ISSUES with EVERYONE! Including your Mom! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST!

[Why are you dredging it up?]

And you actually thought I'd MOVE to Texas? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Why so you'd stick me with your Mom and then run off, like you did everytime she was up here? What is your mental problem?

You were always bitching about how no one was doing anything for YOU, WELL? Did you ever do anything for anyone else?

Ya know, the sad thing here is that you DIDN'T UNDERSTAND what a relationship was about ever!
It's about 50/50, compromise, caring sharing and most of all being there to emotionally support the other person unconditionally and being able to be yourself....
I gave you ALL that.
Why didn't you return that ever?
I once believed in you, but the YOU I believed in was a mirage.
The person I met was a big fat lie, just like everything else you told me, and everybody else. I believed in the "Other Dude" .......
But what I got was all lies!

******The One, The Only*******
Trainwreck

[I, for one, am grateful.]

PS-BTW- Aside from reciepts and talking to people, the reason I KNOW that you were stealing money from me is because I have NEVER had any OVERDRAFTS on my checking account in the ENTIRE TIME you have been gone! In fact, I have had a big surplus since! I never ask for money (against my account) anymore and I got my mortgage down too! So I calculated that it was about $1000.00 a month you were stealing from me. PLUS the Cigarettes and other BS!
WE SCROUNGED FOR QUARTERS TO PAY FOR PIZZA SOMETIMES AND YOU WERE STEALING!??? ASSHOLE!

EXACTLY WHAT WAS IT I DID TO YOU THAT YOU FELT I DESERVED ALL OF THIS SHIT?

[You STAYED around.]

PSS- btw, You know the ONE thing that you told me you thought would happen if we split up?
Guess what?
It did!
But you had the one part WRONG!
"Nah, she won't go for you you ain't her type!"
Richie got up in me and I blew him for an hour and a half!

[You must...SUCK. Ha. Good head shouldn't take that long.]

He came all over me, then came back for more a few days later!
And he wanted to fuck me more after THAT!
It was too bad that he was a Vanilla man, otherwise Ida kept on going! LMFAOROTFPIMP!

[Pimp? Is that what the problem is?]

<WEG>

PSS- You even think of coming to this house after reading this letter and I'll call the cops. I've alerted them to your 'conditions'! And my house has a security system now, and neighbors that watch out.

PSSS-

[The P.S.S.S. stands for PLEASE STOP, SHIT, SHIIIIIT.]

<<<< Shakes Head >>>>>>
<<<<<< Chuckles >>>>>>>
<<<<<< Shrugs >>>>>>>
::::::Trainwrecks's Baffled By Ricky's Idiocracy In Telling Her That He Was Arrested For Pot Posession Thinking Trainwreck Would Take Him Back EVER AGAIN For That! AND For Acting Like He was Gonna Jump From a Bridge!::::::
LOL

[Do you NEVER shut up?]

.-*''*--->.-*''*---> Addendum <---*''*-.<---*''*-.

A decade ago when I met you, you promised me all these great things and acted like YOU were so worldly... You said you travelled alot and had all these great people you knew etc etc. You were gonna get a Job and you were enthused about getting a car and we were gonna RULE the world!
You wanted kids too.
YOU, told me all this stuff, I didn't solicit these promises or admissions. Our life was to be great!
And it would have been.....
If for one BIG problem.
The person who was in jail was NOT the same person OUTSIDE of jail!

[She believed a felon? "He was such a NICE felon."]

BUT, if he was?
I imagine our life would be GREAT and beautiful right now.
We'd have 2 kids, our house would be beautiful, we'd have our own successful business (which by now we'd have people running it for us) we'd have a little hideaway down Maryland and a boat, and be looking forward to grandkids....
And we'd be having some awesome sex...

[If you forget that he's toothless and has no oral hygiene.]

BUT....
You weren't that person, and you wasted my time and yours.
For what?

Why did you have to lie?

[Why did you believe him?]

One Liner:
He WAS Only allowed to walk out with the clothes on his back!

[AMEN, that's the END!]



Name: Zoe unexpected

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
IIII hate the waitin!!! I am the sick of you! What is with this? You stupid cliche.... overusing.... get some more unoriginal! ho.
[Alcohol? You're soaking in it.]

Want to visit this mysterious 10th Kingdom? You're soaking in it.

Oh wait that was christopher null.. i'm sorry!! I'M REALLY SORRY.

[And you should be.]

One Liner:
I'm usually in Canada.

[Now she's just insane.]



Name: Zoe

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
"If I were the Queen of Everything...."
I would...no... I WANT TO TURN INTO A GIANT BEAR, SOMETIMES... and just run into the crowd of dumbass idiots, and maul them and crush them!!!! ARGH, MORONS CAN BE SO FRUSTRATING SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW? I ....
I am all tired. Sometimes I feel sweet but I don't understand life. Right now I have been watching TV and people make me really angry. I think somebody should sawh Bill Clinton's head off, vomit in his neck, reattach his head upside

[I heard that Canada's T.V. schedule was behind ours, but not by THIS much. Why are we talking about Clinton?]

down, and just beat the holy fucking crap out of him, using his wife as a baseball bat. I'm sure you know how I feel! I love this site, I think I will fill really cosi in your foums.
I want to beat the shit out of hippies.

I hate... am so tired of people who play head games with me!!!! AND GET ME ALL CONFUSED. Sometimes I want to cry but I don't because I don't thast is heartless-bitsch would not approve or cry. I wish I could stop sleeping with this asshole, but he is really cute. Should I go on Dr. Phil? (metaphysically, not physically ew)

[If you think he could help you.]

I forgot what I was talking about, so I am just going to hit submit and hopefully will be chatting you all soon! LOOVE

[Well, you'll be the object of our chat.]

One Liner:
If I weren't so small, I would kick your ass all the way to Baghdad Cafe. But I am small, and I just want you to know... You are an asshole.

[If you were smarter, you'd find a way to compensate for your stature. Instead, you demonstrate that your brain is a perfect match for your tiny body.]



Name: Sunil

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch: baba baba black sheep have u any wool

One Liner:
Grow up whimp.

[You're the one quoting nursery rhymes.]





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