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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of March 9, 2003
edited by Jadesyren



Name: Jeff

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I aint a heartless bitch, but ill be a bitch when i need to, if the time comes, ill take out my player handbook

[Pimpology 101?]

One Liner:
YOUZZZ A HOOOOO

[Say what? Jade has a radio, too.]



Name: Leslie

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't know if this would count but I am a bisexual man who has finally had it, that is, I'm jaded and out for revenge.

[Oh, what imaginary wrongs has the world inflicted on you?]

I'm so sick and tired of snobby people who put me down or prejugde me and treat me like shit.

[Get over it. Who cares what someone else thinks of you? You don't know them, and they don't know you. How can that opinion be valuable? I mean, aside from the interview process, that is.]

I can't walk five feet without someone think that I'm going to steal their purse/wallet or go psycho because I'm fat, disabled, and ethnic.

[What does being fat have to do with being psychotic or a thief? I mean, sure, if they're carrying a pizza...]

I'm no longer nice or pleasant and I live to offend all the people that I can in the same way that I have been treated.

[This is a perfect illustration of the Nice Guy ™ . ]

There's a saying 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'. and there's also the saying 'that what goes around comes around' and I will finally turn the tables on those who really deserve it.

[If you believe that, then why are you so mistreated?]

One Liner:
I'm a bitch to the core, and I dare you to fuck with me.

[Like you're going to do anything other than weep.]



Name: Kiersten

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
you except me to rant and rave about myself.

[No, Kiersten, I expect you to die. Er, wrong movie.]

fuck that. if you wanna know if i am a bitch, get your finger out of your boyfriends ass and figure it out for yourself.

[Based on what information? The only thing worse than rebel without a cause is indignant without a clue.]

One Liner:
if you can't do something yourself, without anyone's help, you obviously shouldn't be doing it. that goes for everything.

[Remember that when you need surgery...or have sex for that matter.]



Name: Wendie

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Like my Mother always told me,WAh WAh, God damn it you little mother fucker if you an't got nothin nice to say then don't say nothin.........Shit bitch eat a mother fucking dick...........(M@M)

[I didn't know that Tourette's affected the keyboard. What kind of mother did YOU have? The courts should have intervened YEARS ago.]

Pick me Pick me!!!! Blah what ever. If you do, you do. If you don't, you don't I could care less. I am on this pms vacation that is getting real fun,I could pay for this loud mouth,cockyass resort forever it don't matter to me.Then I could keep pissing on old man Gettis's rose garden at 3 in the morning after going to work at this fucked job I hate as a bartender,Were I finger myself when no ones looking and give the Scanky ass hood rats

[Skanky? Skanky?! Skanky is fingering yourself at the bar and serving that shit to the unsuspecting.]

a little more then just a olive in there high class Martini's. Cause I just don't give a fuck. So do what you will.

[If you pull ANYTHING out of ANY orifice that could substitute for an olive, seek assistance immediately. Call 911. Do not delay. You may have leprosy.]

One Liner:
Ok.......People hate me cause I am different, I hate everyone cause thier all the same.

[People hate you because you're nasty.]



Name: suhni

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i use a regular light bulb on the front porch to attract insects...
so i can spray them with raid

[The BugZapper isn't mean enough for you?]

One Liner:
i hire people so i can fire them

[I'm supposed to believe that someone allows you to have responsibility?]





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