[Let's begin with a letter from a former star:]

You guys are all freaky almost dumb. We are talking about being a heartless bitch.

[Well, *I* was, anyway.]

I have been with the same man for 15 years he has become awful. He is grouchy everything he does wrong, is my fault according to him.

[You are talking about your husband. Don't involve me in some petty domestic squabble.]

Anyway you all are silly cause all you are talking about iis being a lost love, not a heartless bitch.

[It's a high fly ball all the way the hell out in left field.]

Name: Henriette

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I've read through a few of your expectaions to a "newcommer"

[Only a few? Oh well. I can't complain. You got further than most of my stars do.]

Heartless bitch, but decided to try my luck by just being me.

[Absolutely. Just be yourself.]

Not because I'm a heartless bitch, but because I think I may be able to use this site and your members comments for mental growth.

[Uh oh. You must be THIS TALL to ride this ride, kiddo.]

Don't ask how I found this site, cause I was just browzing around...but browzing around in a state of mind that maybe lead me to your page...

[At least that's better than just typing in random words in a doze...maybe.]

at least it's caught my attention and I'd like to see more of it and who knows, maybe this hopefully maybe bitch can learn something once and for all and thereby spare my selv and the world around me of my pitifull repeated mistakes regarding relationships to men.

[What's in this for us?]

I have a perfectly functional personality with reagard to most things in life...ah...maybe not ecconomi...but otherwise. Can thrive and conquer where many can,t...just not around men and have a tendency to sell my soul. I know a great deal about why I meet those I do,BUT NOT ENOUGH. Each time I think its different...different reasons it did not work....it's probably the same reasons but I just cant seem to see through them and that I trust that you "heartless bitches" can help me with.

[You want an advice column. Write to Dear Fuckin' Bon.]

One Liner:
I believe in myself and have a stack to prøve it....just not perfect enough YET.

[Sounds more like you have a stack of pancakes, which makes about as much sense as the rest of your application.]

[One more time.]

Name: Henriette

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Right now I'm a heartless MAD bitch cause I filled out all details thoughly in my first apllication and all I got back was a lot of shit about missing details ?

[Don't take it personally. Sometimes those things happen. Did you leave something out?]

Not good enough on your part ....but you know what ?...I'm a surviver and pursurer so I'll try again :-)

[At least there's that.]

One Liner:
Feels daft writting the same thing twice within 15 minutes...especially when I don't even know if it will work this time without returning som remark about missing details.

[You want daft? Daft is getting a second chance and sqaundering it.]

[Third time's the charm.]

Name: Henriette

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Oh dear, better hurry and give my reasons for wanting membership again....as my application went through this time.Copy might be function for me to remember :-)

[There's always hope when they show signs of learning.]

I wanna be a bitch ! wanna be a bitch because I am tierd of hurting and using other people every time I beliveve "this time it will be different" and they did'nt believe it in the first place. I am funktional on most plans, maybe not financially...but I still need to master the one thing I want most in this life....love...and I think this site can help me. No I don't need pitiful ears to tell me that "oh no it was'nt your fault" or "he was a bum" or "you worth more". I've worked

[Henrietta, I just want you to know that despite your appearance here, I'm actually rooting for you. You show a lot of courage and heart...it's just that your application is very, very bad. I don't find myself saying this very often, but I'm hoping that you'll turn it around.]

hard emotionally, but I'm missing the crusial corner stones ( oops dont think crutial is spelt

[Don't worry about it that much. My Danish is only served with coffee.]

right and read some of your debates about spelling and grammar so I'm almost worried that I wont get to read the rest of your site on that account.

[No. Despite how it appears, I don't nitpick the grammar. If you have submitted an application that demonstrates understanding and original thought, I will gladly edit any typo to the best of my ability. What is keeping you out is asking us for help and guidance.]

....but I know that heartless bitches can be feeling and understanding too, so I'll take my chances. Let me in...I wanna read more and think I can learn something here :-)

[Great. Good. Keep reading the articles, and I'm sure that you'll come up with a better application.]

One Liner:
I believe in myself and have a goal....this site will help me reach it..and I know it will with openmindedness on my part.

[I have high hopes for you. Unlike some of the others.]

Name: dianna

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I hate cronic complainers who you can never satisfy. I have found the public to be full of dumb asses.

[Isn't that the truth? So, what about this makes you a Heartless Bitch?]

One Liner:
you must be a bunch of dog-faced bitches that are so ugly that noone will have you so you have created this ridiculus website

[Ah, the old "reject us back first" technique. I wouldn't want to be part of a group that would have you as a member.]

Name: Marianne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
because i like to have sex with my best mates bf behind her back.

[Wow. Your friend picked a boyfriend and a buddy who both suck. What ARE the odds?]

I like to fuck him doggy and i like him on top so i can watch him as he squints his eyes because i'm so tight.

[Now, now. That eye squinting could be a make-shift beer goggle effect. If he squints his eyes, you might, just might, resemble something less ugly than you are.]

I love it when he tells me that i'm so much better than his gf, my best friend,

[I wonder why he won't dump her and date you.]

and i also love it when i'm around my best friend and her own bf can't keep his eyes off me.

[Ever try to find your own dates?]

One Liner:
fuck with me and i'll fuck back

[You'll fuck back, front, sides, and just about anything.]

Name: Jenelle

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
When i see someone that i want... i go up to them grab their package and say "Humm.. Is that for me?"

[I hope you're not annoyed when guys want you and start groping.]

One Liner:
Suck My Dick!

[Wouldn't THAT be a nasty little surprise?]

Name: Mistress Mellie

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a Domme. Men submit to me. Period.

[Boy, have YOU got the wrong number.]

One Liner:
Did I give you permission to speak to me? I don't recall inviting you to instant message me. I have not deemed you worthy of my presence.

[What? Are you rehearsing for your upcoming session?]