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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of December 8, 2002
edited by



Name: Shawn

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I hate being a stepmom.

[He didn't have that kid BEFORE you married him?]

I hate my stepson and his mother.

[The feeling is no doubt mutual.]

I have never been nice to either one and my stepson knows I dislike him. He's scared to be around me.

[You sound very jealous of him and his mother. The sad thing is that this boy hasn't done anything to you to deserve this. If you don't like his mother, that's fine, but it's not his fault. You're the new addition to this family, so if you were a decent person, you'd try to find a way to--at the very least--be civil to him. I've found that stepmoms who ask their husbands to choose between them and the children are very disappointed with the outcome, more often than not.]

One Liner:
I wish my stepson and his mother were dead. My life would be peaceful then.

[I doubt it. You'd just find something ELSE to blame for your misery, or some new target for your hatred.]



Name: The Goddess Insanity

[Sometimes when people ask me, "What's in a name," I just want to sock them in the eye.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Whiners, Asswipes, and Lazy Damned Fools ..Take your proper place at the end of the bullshit line ...

[Who's at the front of the bullshit line?]

I have not time for game players, I don't what to hear your petty problems , and I certainly do NOT have time for the ignorant nor 'proud' crossbreeders of this world.

[Sometimes crossbreeding is the only way to get a stronger strain. You've got to breed out the weaknesses. What are you talking about? Do you mean INbreeders?]

If its broke, fix the damned thing, If its useless , throw it out ...... Don't whine about it , do something about, dont just sit there with your thumb up your ass !

[Good idea. If this were printed, I'd just ball it up and throw it away.]

One Liner:
Oh ! I could tell right away, you must be from the world renowned family, MyDaddysMyUncleandBrother Clan of Hillbilly Hollar !

[Never heard of them. I'm sure that you could trace your lineage through its wreath-like formation, however. You may think that "hillbilly" is synonymous for inbred or stupid, but YOU'RE the stupid one here, Goddess Insanity.]



Name: Cheyenne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am not yet a full fledged Heartless Bitch, having been burdened with a sweetheart

[Your sweetheart is a burden?]

and acts of kindness to all. Which can be devastating. Especially when a bitch with no talent jumps into your life and your bed and sways your thickheaded boyfriend

[I see why your sweetheart is a burden to you. Okay, so you dated a shit. Move on. You're better off without him.]

into thinking that kindness is most definitely a weakness.

[Again, this is his problem.]

I could only watch such extraordinary women as yourselves, but I am now very motivated and anxious to learn how to drip with heartless bitchiness

[We don't drip, we illuminate!]

so that I can venture out into the night to avenge my previous sweetness which has been disregarded and trampled by a man and his toothless fairy.

[Dust them from your shoes, and get to steppin'. The best revenge is living well, Cheyenne. Think about it. Are either of them worth any more of your time? Do you really want to spend any more of it thinking about either of them? Isn't your future destined for better things than a no-talent tramp who aspired to steal your thick-headed sweetheart?]

Pray then, Teach me your ways, yo Bitches!

[There you go. I'll bill you later.]

One Liner:
I'm sick of not being recognized as the superior female that I am. I'm done with being gracious to inferiors who try to suck my fire into themselves. Let them stay back and look for their own talents, lest I scald them with mine.

[Absolutely. Now act as if you know that's true.]







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