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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of November 24, 2002
edited by



Name: Josephine

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I happen to think that ... hell, I should stop after the word "think".

[Especially if you're not actually DOING it.]

Because what pisses me off most is people doing things without thinking of the consequences, a basic lack of common sense. For instance, the owner of a women's only e-mail group vents her feelings to her friends on the group due to a romantic breakup with her guy which is ugly and she just needs to let some of the emotions out.

[Oh, like I want to hear more about the internal politics of a mailing list. BALEETED!]

A guy, a supposed friend of this woman but *not* the ex-boyfriend, sends an message to the

[I'm sure that I don't want to expend the energy sorting out the players in this farce.]

group using the woman's login to apologize for her post and saying "just ignore that post and remember, there are two sides to everything", and then apparently changes the woman's passwords and sets the group to moderated posting! Smooth move #1: giving this supposed friend her password. Smooth move #2: posting on the group suggesting that we ignore what she wrote because she's getting emotional. Smooth move #3 (and the one that got him reported to the ISP's abuse department, by me): changing her passwords and resetting the posting from unmoderated to moderated.

[You didn't object to him actually posting under her identity?]

Hello - she's allowed to vent to her girlfriends, that's one *stated* purpose of the group. Who do you think you are coming in like that and apologizing for her? Stupid and immature is what *I* think that is. (This is but a recent example. Want more? I have them.) And I will call people on it, and I will clout them up side the head with a Clue-by-four (TM) until they get it.

[Take some batting lessons before you start swinging. You've got a good stance, but you're not hitting them out of the park yet.]

One Liner:
Stay out of my life until you grow up. (And this did come from someone else, but I love it and have adopted it: Cancel my subscription, I don't need any more of your issues.)

[Actually, these weren't THAT bad.]



Name: Anna

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
When it comes to men, I've never found one smart or strong enough to hold my interest. They fall in love with me, then try to control my life while all along I'm seeking the next man to use. You think one them would understand if we started seeing each other, while I was still involved with someone else, and told them about other previous relationships which ended the same, why do they think they would be different? My motto is when it starts "getting tough", it's better to move on rather than haseling with weak insecure soles. Their is always an upgrade right around the conner...

[At least you're honest. I've got to give you that much. You blow the horn before you run these dolts over. My question to you is why you think that tooting your horn gives you the right to run them over. Your behavior is just plain unacceptable.]

One Liner:
Better, bigger, stronger walnuts grow each year on the tree of life. Don't wait until your current goes brown and brittle, just find a new orchard and pick a new bunch.

[Farmers shoot poachers, you know.]



Name: Sally

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because I like to lie to men and lead them even though I am closet lesbian. I like lying and cheating other people too -even children! Its just fun. My weakness is getting involved with men that beat me up! I just cant get fucking enough of it. I am dirty, filthy and live like a pig! Basically, I am just a mean heartless bitch!

[You invented this just for me? I'm touched.]

One Liner:
Lesbo gone mad

[Only if mad means stupid.]



Name: Bella

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
all of the ignorant foul people i had to deal with and i am not just talking about males. they made me this way.

[It's never their fault.]

i used to be sweet but now i dont care about nobody but my damn self.if one of my so called "friends" is whining about an emotion sucking maggot that we call males i tell them to shut the fuck up and get over it. if a female so much as looks at me wrong, i ask her if she wants to munch my carpet, and the usual response is no,

[Maybe it's because it needs steam cleaning?]

so i tell her to quit fucking looking at me. i really am a bitch and i love to hear to be called it. i take it as a compliment. now heartless bitch? thats like the satisfaction of slapping that one girl that always got on your nerves...orgasmic!

[I think Karla Faye Tucker had a similar reaction...look where it got HER.]

well HBI if you don't think im heartless enough..i only wish elephantitis on you

[Maturity, too. What a treat.]

One Liner:
I make Loraina Bobbit look like an angel ( i think thats her name)

[Couldn't figure out how to look it up?]



Name: Suzanne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I believe that I'm a Heartless Bitch cause I'm a nurse and I dont care if your food is cold(not my fault tell someone esle)I dont care if you dont have soap nor do we I dont care that it cost you to much for your pills coz you dont really need them I dont care what you think of your doctor dont tell me about "heard it"

[I hope that when you're ill, you are in a hospital staffed by workers just like you.]

One Liner:
there is freaken nutters everywhere

[DO tell.]



Name: skunky bitch

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I leach off my husband and take what i want

[I believe that YOU'RE married. No doubt.]

One Liner:
Ima bitch an you love me..

[Bzzt! Wrong on both counts.]







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