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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of November 17, 2002
edited by



Name: Dee

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I believe I'm right, and I'm NEVER wrong about anything--including men.

[The tragedy of never being wrong is never having an opportunity to grow.]

I never make mistakes, it's always someone else's fault.

[That doesn't mean that YOU'RE not wrong. It means that you're pretty good at passing that responsibility buck.]

If they can't do it right the first time, get out of my damn way and let me do it right the first time, and do it in HALF the time it takes you! If I can't step over you, I'll step ON you--so get out of my way, stupid!

[Ever think about going around? Through? I hear under is nice this time of year.]

One Liner:
I don't care who gets in my way---I will succeed by any means (or mean things) I have at my dispose. Your cryin' just makes me happier!

[I suppose pointing out to you that you don't like it when people treat you this way wouldn't make a dent.]



Name: J.O.R.T.

[Jerk Of Random Thoughts]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
be cuas the TARGAT is FEARSOM ME!! ohh are a candol, cis i want it agian my BLUEBORY ILAF loping svreal x over? also be cuse i rUN OVER kITtans in TRUKCS!

[He sent me a link to one of his journals, and he writes like this in there, too.]

One Liner:
i am atrixy

[A trix? Aorta? I don't know.]

trample

[This reads LIKE it was trampled, then reassembled, by a busload of drunken monkeys.]



Name: Robyn

UserID : bobbitt

[Included for irony factor.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure I'd qualify as a true "Heartless Bitch";

[If you don't know, I'll have to pass.]

I have aspirations I haven't bothered to fulfill

[Laziness is just HIGH on our priority list.]

and I'm allowing certain people in my life to make me feel sort of used. But despite all of this, I realize that it's no one's fault but my own. I'm not a victim nor am I helpless.

[Knowing that you're the problem is half the battle.]

Also, on another note.. I'm almost to the point of being pretty angry about the sheer amount of mysogyny that is still prevalent.

[So you use "Bobbitt" as your password?]

I have an interest in entering a very male-dominated field, and I spend my time doing typically male activities (I play alot of video games, heh).

[I'm not getting what a male-dominated field is, honestly. Unless it's scratching your nuts, or sperm donating, I can't see where gender would make much of a difference. Not to mention the fact that virtually EVERY APPLICATION I get is from someone in a "male-dominated" field.]

Spending time in these areas has allowed me to hear/see really shitty comments that many men make and actually believe. You'd think that technology would be gender-neutral; but men AND women can't get past the whole ideas of women-as-sexobjects-and-babymakers.

[You perpetuate that too, you know. You just did it here.]

I'm also tired of men who critisize "typical" female behaviour, but find their own perfectly acceptable.

[Hypocrisy is not gender-neutral.]

One Liner:
I've never been a been a big fan of catchphrases and jingoisms, so I'll just say that I will not allow myself to be cubbyholed into the role of housekeeper/mother/stereotypical female career.

[You'll just be cubbyholed into the "girl who's 'one of the guys.'"]

Not that there's anything really wrong with it (you can choose to be what you really want), I just want to break stereotypes and persue my own interests.

[Call me when YOU stop breaking them down into male/female dominated areas.]



Name: Don't Know, Don't Care

[Me neither.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
everything falls apart eventually
the comet is coming sooner than you think

[Comet. Now why didn't *I* think of that. My mailbox could use a disinfecting.]

One Liner:
i am so cold

[Got a coat?]



Name: Mooks

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
A man has actually said to me "Excuse me Miss, Can you please remove your foot off my throat?"

[Yeah, well, how could he TALK with your foot on his throat?]

When I caught an ex boyfriend cheating on me, I let all his tires down,

[You mean that you let the air out of them, don't you?]

put sugar in his gas tank and used kitty litter in his bed.

[Breaking up IS hard to do.]

I don't really give a fuck if you let me join or not, a friend gave me the link to the site and I'd love to contribute,

[Not if all you've got is vandalism and bullshit. Move along.]

but will distribute my rants else where if need be. I am known to be a bit of a human hater at times, men, women, children, what ever.

[You know what, ELSEWHERE is better.]

Cool site tho. Even if you dont accept me, I will still visit.

[Feel free. You can only improve from here.]

One Liner:
"got any spare change?" "I do actually and I am about to buy a big juicy hamburger with it, Thanks for asking."

[It's cool to pick on the homeless, isn't it?]



[Letter from Becky:]

I was just curious so I read this page and it was ridiculous.

[So ridiculous, in fact, that she applies, then sends me an update on that application to change her one-liner.]

Everyone gets hurt women hate men and men hate women..

[Where to start? Yes, we all do get hurt. This page is not about being hurt, however. While some women hate men, and some men hate women, this page really mocks those types of people.]

and so the world goes round. I just think that it is really ludicrous how people try to blame the entire sex for the fact that they got hurt.

[I do, too. I find it even MORE ludicrous when someone sends me criticism and opinion when it's obvious that they didn't bother to read the site. You send me a link to where we've done that, and let's call it a day.]

You do not need to stereotype because of a few people each person should be an individual consideration.

[Who's got the time to separately categorize each asshole? Let's be clear here. No gender is perfect or perfectly flawed. Stupidity trancends gender. More than that is a waste of time.]

No one person is the same. I have had my heart broken pretty bad and certain boyfriends i have had, has shown me how evil one person can be. Does that make me stop believing in men altogether?

[The question is not whether you believe in men. They exist. You don't HAVE to believe in them. The question is if you bothered to wonder why YOU can't pick 'em.]

no I guess I am not a heartless bitch and I dont think I can be......
I have no idea why I am sending this but sometimes you are just bored

[No, I'm not bored.]



Name: Becky

[Yep, it's her.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am a heartless bitch because I refuse to give into be a stupid girl image.

[Baby, you PERSONIFY it.]

Just because I have blonde hair in the summer(because of the sun)

[My hair doesn't turn blonde in the summer (because of the sun, moon or rain). Suuure it's because of the sun.]

I am considered by many men to be an easy target.

[Have you talked with you? It's not the hair, baby.]

My favorite response when I dont fall for their incredible "machismo" is are you a lesbian or something.I do not understand why just because i go to the bar sometimes to have a drink i have a sign on my head that says please hit on me.

[Hmm. It SHOULD read, "Please HIT me." We'll get that fixed.]

I do not hate the entire male gender I just get annoyed at their problem to think with the wrong head.

[You really shouldn't stereotype. Each one should be considered individually. This isn't only sarcastic, I'm also pointing out YOUR hypocrisy. WE don't do this--YOU DO.]

I am considered a heartless bitch all the time because I do not feel the need to sleep with a guy when I first go out with him.

[You make him wait until the second date?]

I always get stupid highschool shit like " I know you want to or Just relax and have fun" Not that i dont like sex I just think I know when and who I want to have it with and If i dont want to have it with aomeone I just met that is a pretty good excuse i dont know you!!!!

[When you grow up, you'll see that you don't NEED an excuse to say no.]

Anyway I will stop rambling about my complaints but you get the point and I you have probably been there.

[No. I've never been there.]

One Liner:
Did I have a sign on my back that says

[...dead braincell storage?]

please hit on me.. I think you have selective reading cause it says please dont...Bye bye

[Toodles.]



Name: andrew

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[At least he's honest.]

One Liner:
i kill and eat men everyday. why shouldn't i join other people who do to.

[Because cannibals will turn on each other when there is no other prey.]



Name: YO MAMA

[Mom? What are YOU doing here?]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
YOU STUPID BITCHES CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK

[You don't SOUND like my Mama. She doesn't type in all-caps.]

- YOU DIRTY HOES, YOUR SO STUPID. YOU NEED A MAN TO PUT YOU WHERE YOU BELONG- IN THE KITCHEN TAKING CARE OF KIDS WOMAN! I'LL SHOVE MY BIG FAT COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT AND YOU WILL BEG FOR MORE...

[Well, if I can TALK with your cock in my throat, I'm afraid I'd HAVE to ask for MORE. (I could hardly get LESS.)]

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ALL UP IN YOUR FACE

[Well, virtually.]

AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, EMAIL ME, I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR TYPE...

[You can't even handle your OWN type. "Caps-lock, motherfucker, can you use it?"]

I CAN TELL YOUR THE TYPE THAT SWALLOWS BECAUSE AS MUCH AS YOU TRY HARD TO BE A MAN, YOU KNOW YOUR NOT.

[Do men swallow or not?]

QUIT FOOLING YOURSELVES, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, LAY YOUR HEAD BACK AND SUCK IT BITCH!

[You've never actually GOTTEN head, have you? You'd think that watching porn would help you figure out the logistics.]

One Liner:
I BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF FEMINISTS. YEAH, I HIT THEM AS HARD AS I CAN TO SHOW YOU WHAT BEING EQUAL MEANS, STUPID HOES

[Equal means being beaten? Do you get beat up a lot? I guess so.]



Name: Morgan

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
im a heartlessbitch because...i have men eating out of the palms of my hands...im so tired about listening to my best friend whine about being a virgin...its like so go get fucked already?!?!" i hate my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me when i gave myself to him...hes a complete asshole...anyone who cheats on me ever again will have their balls and dick cut off..and kept in a little jar of rubbing alcohol...have a nice day!

[This is why I don't condone sexual activity for anyone under 15.]

One Liner:
Hi, get in, sit down, shut up and when ur done doing that..then unzip ur pants..fuck me..and get out...is that clear?!?

[Aren't you forgetting something?]



Name: Letitia

URL : slutcunt.com

[I don't want to know.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Hi. I'm basically a heartless cunty kind of bitch because I hate men to death unless I'm fucking them. That's about the only thing I like about men - the piece of meat hanging between their legs. My father's was enormous, not in length (about 6") but in width (2"), and gave me many an orgasim. I would have been angry that he molested me, except, I made him have sex with me, so I can't really accuse him. However, he is still a man, so I only love him for his huge cock. My mother also had sex with me a couple of times, but she was so drunk she never knew it. Though she didn't have a cock like dad's, her tits were nice to suck on. Since I hate the both of them, and only really used them for sex, I guess I'm a heartless bitch.

One Liner:
My big cunt. I can accomodate a horse if I have too (I did it once, though it wasn't that much fun. Dogs are better).

[Let's recap:
Sex with dad, sex with mom, sex with horses and dogs. I think she covered all the sick bases.]



Name: Jacqueline

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
*AMESD

ALL MEN SUX!!!
expect daddy

[All Men Expect Sux!!! daddy. That doesn't sound right. So, uh, expect him to do what, exactly?]

One Liner:
*under construction

[Scheduled for demolition.]



Name: Nicole

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Im a total individual, if I hear some stupid ho has been talking shit about me, I'll make sure they get it back, but 10 times worse.

[Man, I just can't get ENOUGH of schoolyard wars.]

Example: last year some kara bitch was telling everyone I was a slut who slept with lik 5 guys on the same nigt. Well I Put gum all over her locker lock a school so she couldnt open it, and wrote "ugly bitch" on her locker with permanent marker. When I found out my ex was cheating on me with my so called "best friend" I had 3 different guys

[So it's true. You ARE sleeping around.]

threaten to kick his ass for mistreating me, and I told his new girlfriend a bunch of shit about him, and she dumped him because of what I said! lol. And I had the bitch who slept with him tormented too, her house got egged! lol. At my catholic high school I am known by the name "Bia"

[I guess you mean it's short for "Biatch" or something.]

As well as being a senior I am also the most heartless high school bitch alove!

[I guess it's official. Even being in parochial school isn't proof against a dumbass.]

One Liner:
"Get outta my way, your whiny ass isnt worthy of my presence! Or, I'll crush you like the vermon you are with one step of my pointy 3 inch heels."

[I thought they had those special oxfords for catholic school.]







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