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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of August 11, 2002
edited by



Name: Erin

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont care, stop asking me dumb questions and leave me alone

[Consider it done.]

One Liner:
I wanna be like barbie, that damn bitch has everything!

[Just wait until you need to pee. You'll see what she's missing.]



[Part Two:]

Name: Erin

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I get it from my mother. Besides, I am just a bitch.

[Yeah. This one is scads better. Oodles better.]

One Liner:
I wanna be like barbie, that damn bitch has everything!

[The life of Riley, that's for sure. She's got a castrated boyfriend, kids who cut off half her hair and paint her face blue, and dogs who chew her feet to nubs. There's a lot to envy there.]



Name: Denise

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I have to start by saying I love men, but that is my down fall for men.

[I get it. They're your weakness, your Achilles heel.]

I have been married twice because they have fallen in love with me and vice versa but I just cannot stay married.

[She turns around, and POOF! She's not married anymore. She makes it sound like something she's misplaced. Oh, THERE'S my marriage! It was under the sofa cushion with some old Doritos.]

I am not a slut but love to get wined and dined, flowers for days and put on a peddlestool.

[Well, princess, eventually the courting stage ends, and thankfully so. A pedestal is like a small cage, anyway. You will eventually find that comfortable positions are VERY limited up there.]

Put it this way, I found your website from a guy that cares for me. He sent it to me because he said that even though the "nice guy" page totally fits him, he cannot change when it comes to me because he has to treat me like a princess.

[Well, you two damaged folks sound like you're just made for each other. He sets himself up as a doormat, and you like to use people to wipe your feet on. Have you figured out why you can't stay married?]

I have to keep the adventure in my life. I have to love'em and leave'em. The fireworks are only good in the beginning of a dating relationship!!

[You know what you need? You need to date a man who will whup your ass. That way, you'll have that honeymoon period you love ALL THE TIME, of course, you'll have to actually get that whipping, but you like adventure.]

One Liner:
LICK'EM, STICK'EM AND SEND THEM ON THERE WAY LIKE A STAMP!!

[Stamp. Better get used to them. You're going to get plenty dead in your ass.]



Name: Jayne

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
let's see, where shall we start -- how about my degree in engineering (back when I was the only woman and my professors always said I was there for my MRS degree), my Harvard MBA, my kick ass M3 convertible and the advice I always give my daughters -- "the jewelry you buy yourself, for yourself, is so much sweeter than the kind you get from some pathetic loser toupee wearing dude who is trying to make up for some jerk thing he did........."

[I'm glad to see that you're successful, but the measure of success isn't found in material items or status symbols. Furthermore, the message you're sending is flawed. Yes, women should strive for independence, but not because men suck.]

One Liner:
well, since I am the queen of fucking everything, I am wondering why you would even ask......

[Queen of fucking everything = SLUT.]



Name: Dotty

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I haven't got any politically correct reason for being a heartless bitch,

[How about a REAL reason.]

only that I do enjoy seeing my friends humiliated.

[What kind of friend are you?]

I often advise them to wear things that don't suit them, or to go out with men that I fancy.

[Why would you encourage them to date men you like? Sounds like you enjoy kicking over bee hives. Don't cry when you get stung.]

One Liner:
I enjoy seeing my friends humiliated. Ha ha.

[Show them your application without my remarks. That should help humiliate them.]



Name: Michelle

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I am living with a man I don't like just so I don't have to move.

[I'd rather move.]

I am having an affair with a married man and loving it. I just love to flirt in front of anyone.

[We aren't about how your world is all about you.]

One Liner:
I think 90% of men need a good solid kick in the ass with pointed shoes.

[I think we could adjust that to 90% of people. I'm not particular about shoes, though. I'd settle for a boot to the butt, a Timberland to the tush, or even a hi-top to the hiney.]



Name: Biggggggggg Baaaaaaaaaad Biznitch babie

[Back again. We've seen him before as our urine drinker.]

URL : www.lickmytinyclit.com

[I'll bet my clit is bigger than your cock.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I looooooooove to fuck around wit ya mind!!!!!!!!!

[How? By pretending to be different people, like Crayola Dracula?]

Alsoooooooooo this is so fun to be a bitch becuz my english skills aren't quite up to par you know. come on now make a witty comment you fat cunt!

[I can't make caviar out of fish eggs.]

One Liner:
hey hey hey, i'm a

[Monkee?]

bitch bitch bicth and i will rule the world with my titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[South Park Episode #610--Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society.]

lol

[About as funny as jokes made by your little brother.]



Name: Snezana

[Bless you.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Cause I think I'm sick and tired of men!!!!!

[You're not sure?]

I haven't had a lot of men in my life, 2 actually

[Well, you've have enough to form an opinion on the other millions.]

but they are so slimy and they were so pervert.

[You picked them.]

My opinion about the man gender on our planet is

[Limited and unimportant.]

that they have to be treat like slaves!That's the only way for them to realize that this is a "...Womans' world, this is my world"

[If that were the case for you, you wouldn't be burned.]

:))))))We rule!I think that the male gender should be castrated if they do some kind od crime.

[Order in the Court! Judge Snezana presiding. "You, you male. You stand accused of shoplifting. The penalty in your case is castration. Next. You, you male. You stand accused of fraud. The penalty is castration."]

One Liner:
This is a woman's world, this is my world

[Let's hope not. Things don't make sense in your world.]







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