Name: LETICIA

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I AM THEE HEARTLESS BITCH!

[And she means it!]

REASON BEING IS BECAUSE I TAKE NO BULLSHIT FROM EITHER GENDER AND REALLY DON'T CARE

[You don't say. Really. You're NOT saying.]

HOW I COME OFF TO PEOPLE OR TAKE THEIR FEELINGS INTO CONSIDERATION. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME

[She's the queen of subtlety.]

AND IF YOU AIN'T GOT WHAT I THINK IT TAKES TO BE EXCEPTED IN MY WORLD THEN U GET DA BOOT!

[Left or Right?]

SORRY TRY AGAIN!

[Don't bother.]

One Liner:
DON'T BE DA PIMPEE BE DA PIMP

[You mean whore. Know your jobs, know your terminology.]

GAME PEEP GAME

[???]

Name: Rachel

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I had written you many weeks ago humbling asking for advice on how to commit suicide, and you have not responded.

[If you're too stupid to figure out how to kill yourself, then you're probably too dumb to follow the directions. You're sure to fuck it all up and live out your life maimed and crippled.]

How very rude, I need your expert advice and you abandon me in my hour of need.

[You, you, you. I barely have time to assist the clever.]

The sooner you let me know the best way to off myself, the sooner I can stop writing you.

["Nothing but death could keep you from it," eh, Nettie.]

Don't you WANT people like me to die?

[I'd just like people like you to be quiet.]

More room for good, intelligent women like you. Sheesh, I thought you had principles. Oh well. Looking forward to hearing from you soon, I hope

[This is no way to make friends.]

One Liner:
i am a worthless cunt

[Hey, you said it.]

Name: nobodyimportant

[We know it's Rachel.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I had written you many weeks ago humbling asking for advice on how to commit suicide, and you have not responded. How very rude, I need your expert advice and you abandon me in my hour of need. The sooner you let me know the best way to off myself, the sooner I can stop writing you. Don't you WANT people like me to die? More room for good, intelligent women like you. Sheesh, I thought you had principles. Oh well. Looking forward to hearing from you soon, I hope. If not, I will have my lifeless body shipped your office when I finally do destroy myself.

[Crikey! You can't even get the suicide note right?]

One Liner:
what the fuck do you care?

[You already know the answer.]

Name: Piercedbagina

[Come on, now. Go for the gusto. Use the V.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I think girlz who don't get into this club are dumbiez.....

[Heh.]

I mean like how hard is it to h8 men,

[Too much cell phone chat. Damn those family plans.]

all you have to do is say to yourself "self, I h8 men"

[Well, even if that WERE the case, you'd have to do more than just TALK.]

oh, okay. Now see was that soo hard? "No that was not hard at all" And from that point on I became a

[…fucking dolt?]

heartless B-IOTCH, Boo-YA!!!!!!!!!

[Boo, anyway.]

One Liner:
Men are dirt and my cat covers poopies in dirt therefore men are doo doo voo doo

[Do I know you?]

too, no flower will grow ...... it is lonely dirt....desolate and alone.

[How much time do you spend in the litter box?]

Name: Rachel

[Different one, thank goodness.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Well I dont care if he only has 20 bucks to his name it will be spent on me. I made him choice between his screwed up family and me ( they lost)\

[Who lost? He's only got 20 bucks.]

I make him wait on my hand and foot even if he too has worked a long day .

[You could flip burgers for more than 20 bucks a day.]

One Liner:
If there was a Bitch Kingdom , they would call me Queen!

[You're a janitor, even in Heaven.]

Name: Zaidat

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Why is it that really ugly guys think they are the shit?

[There's a lot more to ugly than just appearance. Why do you have such a high opinion of yourself?]

And I am tired of men saying they ar leaving their options open but yet want you to open your legs for them. NOT!!

[So don't. Do you have anything to say that isn't about men?]

One Liner:
My best phrase is "Fuck Him" said with e speedy golzalez accent.

[Everything you learned, you learned from Bugs Bunny? It's not the hatred, it's the stupidity that gets me about racial slurs.]

Name: cathy

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I SPEAK MY MIND EVEN WHEN NOONE WANTS TO HEAR IT

[If you speak your mind, and no one wants to hear it, did it mean anything?]

I DONT GIVE LOSERS THE TIME OF DAY
I HAVE BALLS BIGGER THAN MOST MEN I BELIEVE ETC ETC ETC.....

[How many men do you believe? How many balls have you seen, anyway?]

One Liner:
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE ONE

[Just how many extra pieces were you born with?]

Name: seductress of chaos

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a heartless Bitch because I don't fucking give a fuck about shit,

[That's what you say now.]

damn whats so complicated about that? There's no detail to it.

[Ironically, she read my mind.]

One Liner:
if i was a turd,

[Aha! And you said that you didn't give a fuck about shit. Here you want to be one…sorta.]

id jump out and eat you.. and im a bitch...

[Have you any idea (stupid question) how dumb this sounds? Put the bong down, step AWAY from the drugs. Just say no, please. If you were a turd, I'd flush you, and that's where it ends.]

Name: Sharon

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I refuse to cowtow to western media's interpretation of "beauty." I think being an interesting individual is more important than the way I look. I don't deal in superficiality, and I don't care if I shave my legs.

[And that's just the core of western media's beauty standard.]

One Liner:
I served my husband with divorce papers on Valentine's Day. I mean, who else but a true Heartless Bitch would ever do that?

[You're still hurt because he left you for her, aren't you?]

Name: Nanna

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I feel the need to make myself and my daughter happy before anyone else. I've learned that there's more to life than making everyone happy and no matter what you do, you just can't anyways.

[At least your goal wasn't to make everyone miserable. That one is easier, unfortunately.]

I may be young, but I've seen enough and encountered enough to learn from my experiences and take it all a day at a time. Some say I'm a Bitch because I may seem selfish. Why be dependant on others when I can do it myself? I graduated early from high school after having my daughter, have a great job, bought my second car, moved into a brand new apartment, buy all my own stuff, provide for my child AND I only receive $33.37 in child support a month,

[And that's all he gives you, too.]

but I feel accomplished. I know plenty of people who have been in situations similar to mine and are still living at home sittin their ass on welfare. Please. I don't have time to waste. I will get what I want, when I want because I know I can.

[On someone else, this would be meaningful. Coming from you, it's just "more for me."]

I didn't used to have this kind of confidence, but since a bad break-up w/ my "baby's daddy", I've learned to trust in myself to get what I want, and now I know that I will not die if I'm not with a man.

[You were NEVER with a MAN.]

As for my friends, I hang w/ mostly guys. I have always seemed to connect better w/ guys,

[That's because you're not into relating; you're just feeding your ego.]

because most of the girls around here just don't get it. They are either "Yes Girls", "Easy Girls",

[Easy Girls? Who's got a baby daddy?]

or a combination of both. I've accquired a pretty accurate judgement of character

["How'd you acquire it?"
"My mom gave it to me."]

and I hate it when someone I really would've liked to be friends with turns out to be one of those girls. You know, the stupid, clingy, problem girls that want to be just like you and ask you for advice

[In other words, they are fine when they are there for YOUR needs.]

but stay with the abusive boyfriend because "She Loves them".

[Your reasoning will be, "He my baby daddy."]

I just don't know how I'm supposed to make female friends if their minds are still in that stage. Grow Up! Please?

[It's not a problem with immaturity, but OH how I wish it were.]

A few of my friends and even more of my Ex's have used the term "Bitch" or any variation of the word because I can cut off my feelings for anyone, about anything, at any time and not feel any regret.

[That's just sociopathic.]

Heartless, I may be, but I'm trying to protect myself. Heart-breaker? Sometimes, and I feel bad sometimes,

[Does that tell you anything?]

but once I get just a hint of something worse to come, poof! I'm out, and you've got a broken heart. I'm sorry. Please, try not to fuck up next time,

[What's the point of that statement if there are no second chances?]

and no, there are no second chances. That's just the way I am. Maybe I'm a slave to my past, but that's truly all I know, so be it.

[You're ignorant, and that's just how you're going to BE.]

I am an avid car enthusiast and one of the only females in my car club. I have no problem discussing a man's car with him cuz he knows it's a POS, too. I love to go 4x4, play video games,and get drunk with the boys. I know this doesn't much apply to me being a Heartless Bitch, but I'm sure all my guy friends could vouch for me when I say that I'm most definitely a Heartless Bitch.

[Why? Because you can belch AND fart? Welcome to the club.]

One Liner:
I want to make myself happy. Because no one can do it like I can...

[Good for you, now go and play.]

Name: Roberta

UserID : killercunt

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
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9/11attackbecauseyouareallworthlesspiecesofshitjustlikemehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahailetrandommenrapemeinthestreetfor
funsoicandieofaidstoohopeallyourbitchinessleaksoutyourcuntsandyoureyesandyournoseandyournostrilssoyoualldieanicelonghorrible
deathjustlikemesofuckallofyouhopeUdiesoonhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaBURNINHELL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hopeOsamawillblowmeupsoon

One Liner:
likeyouthefuckcare

[So how much crack do you have to smoke to come up with this?]