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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of March 31, 2002
edited by



Name: Dasha

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
There are a lot of people at my school who don't like me. I must admit : I'm not easy. If I want something I'm gonna have it. I don't care how. You can call me spoiled,

[This is why they don't like you.]

a bitch (wich is a term that I see as a compliment), stuck up but still I'm gonna have what I want.I really don't care what people think of me but I know one thing for sure it's better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you're not.

[It's better still to develop some character. This quote isn't supposed to justify being a shitty human.]

One Liner:
Real Bitches can do everything what ordinary women can, only better.

[It's not about ability, but desire.]



Name: Alexandra

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:

[Empty as her skull.]

One Liner:
if a guy i hate ever grabs my ass,

[If she likes you, then this is fine.]

i'd twist his balls till the point where he screams like a baby lying on the ground

[Euw. "Tripping a nutsak in a frenzy of dikplay" is bad enough when you like the guy.]



Name: Amity

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I can't really give detail.

[No card for you.]

I know that I've been called a bitch a few times and I feel like I act like a bitch every so often.

[When?]

I wouldn't say I'm heartless though.

[Throw me a clue. Why are you here?]

Just don't want to take it lying down, so to speak.

[Fucking against the wall won't help you, either.]

And I hated Titanic. I only watched it because my friend wanted to see it.

[So?]

One Liner:
1. I have the keychain.

[Well, why didn't you say so?]

2. I stand up for myself.

["every so often."]



Name: Mizz B

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't fucking care! My loser friends try to take advantage of me all the time: well, I take advantage of them!

[It's a lose-use situation.]

Men always talk to me as if I'm brain-dead:

[Well.]

well, I diss them so hard like they've never been before!

[I'm sure they were reeling with your mummy-like wit.]

People lie to mig biiig time: well, guess what I do to them??

[Lie right back?]

Hmmm...oK seems like I treat the people precise the same way they treat me...does that make me a heartless bitch?

[No.]

- oh yeah I've heard that one before so here I go!

[Where? What the hell are you talking about?]

One Liner:
The world is over-populated, so stop whining about wars, AIDS, murders etc..get it: this is reality! (or sterilize yourself-then play a saint!)

[Yet here you are whining about liars and users.]



Name: Cathy

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
One on the shitlist, forever on the shitlist
I drink too much, swear too much smoke too much..in short everything you always wanted in a friend

[Oh, I just can't have enough friends like you. Sheesh.]

I criticize everyone and everything loudly and feel it is my right
I accept personal criticism from NO ONE

[How do you spell hypocrisy?]

I cannot be told ANYTHING. I TELL YOU!

["Wait! I am NOBODY'S bitch. You are MINE!"]

One Liner:
Carry the wounded, shoot the stragglers

[Shoot the applicant.]



Name: Rae

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I dont give a fuck about you, or anyone else. I use guys to my advantage, and i dont give a fuck about what anyone thinks about me. I lie, I cheat and I steal chicks boyfriends. I'm a friendly dingy dirth neighrborhood slut. and i'm damn proud of it.

[You have to have goals.]

One Liner:
I proably fucked your boyfriend...

[Hell, you probably fucked his dad.]



Name: Shandi

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm sick and tired of all the whining wankers out there that the only thing they want in a relationship is sex. I mean, I've seen it one too many times. I'm tired of the stupid females that LET them get what they want. I'm tired of the people out there who think LOVE IS EVERYTHING! Becuase it's NOT! There's more to life out there than love and sex.

[I'm not sure how much more there is to a relationship besides love and sex.]

I'm tired of backstabbers, people that say they you can trust them, then turn around and pull some crap with you and then LIE about it! Or neglect to mention it at all. I'm sick of dishonnest people out there who steal and cheat when the rest of the world has to....How should I put this? Take it alike a (wo)man! And most of all, I'm really pissed off at the person who stole my $10 shoes! I mean, SERIOUSLY! They weren't even a name brand and they were from WALMART!!

[If someone needed shoes so badly that they would steal your used, broken-down clod-hoppers, let it go.]

Alright, I'm done now. Well, not really, but I don't think we have enough time or room for what really makes me a heartless bitch.

[Why didn't you just cut that boring bullshit and start over?]

One Liner:
"I am God and I said so." "I am woman, hear me roar." "When I say no, I mean NO!" and of course, my favorite. "Did you just say please? Ha!! Please doesn't work on me, sunshine."

[Nothing's worse than a dumbass with an identity crisis.]



Name: Roxie

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Why would any one care what makes a person a bitch... is someone really board?

[You're just facing one. You have been found trite, stupid, and boring.]

One Liner:
Why dont you make your pethedic

[orthopedic? telepathetic?]

attempt at getting a life for your sorry lil self and get the f**ck out of mine!

[How many letters in fuck?]



Name: NotThat Girl

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I=SUCK! I SUCK MORE THEN MY BEST FRIEND...WELL.....ALMOST! I am a tall lanky bitch who talks shit and should shut the fuck up! I am the biggest fuckin kunt walkin god's green earth. I should die I suck so much ass! I should eat shit and enjoy it. P.S. MY NAME IS DUMBASS!!!!! K?

[You must really hate that girl. She stole your boyfriend, didn't she?]

One Liner:
MY NAME IS Mud









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