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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of March 24, 2002
edited by



Email : niceana

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I'm a Heartless Bitch for two reasons: first, because I'm sick of being nice with all the creeps and the idiots in this world.After you help them, they don't evan recognise you on the street.

[You're not helping just to get gratitude, are you?]

Second of all, because this is the way I always have been: a selfish,gelous person but I've tried very hard to change.But now I'm still the same old me:I want everything for myself, and I am prepared to distroy anybody who wants to take my boyfriend,my money,my house,etc.

[What makes you think that we're selfish, jealous people? Jealousy means that you see something that you think that you can never have-there is NOTHING that a Heartless Bitch cannot have. (Reasonably speaking, of course.)

One Liner:
No matter what,you are the only important person! Never help anybody,because he/she will ask you to help his friends, family,etc.

[Grow up! Help because you WANT to do it, not because you think you have to, or you want to be noticed, respected, or something in return.]



Name: Dasha

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't think with my bals,because I don't have and need them, I don't think with my penis, because I don't have and need it. I think with my brains because I have them

[But you don't need them?]

and that seems really irritating to some braindead guys.

[Who cares what the braindead think? (I know, I know.)]

One Liner:
Wich part of the word no you didn't understand? The N or the O?

[It's the Of--Fuck Of-that's so confusing.]



Name: Steffen

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
...I always want to smoke a cigarette after having sex with my gf - instead of kissing her...

[Get any repeat business?]

...I stop kissing her feet because Im hungry instead of eating her feet.. *lol*

[So what's the joke?]

...Im a man... the most heartless being on earth ever!

[I can safely speak for all men when I say that you don't accurately represent them.]

One Liner:
Im an egoistic masochist ... I need pain and love ... but Im only able to give love ... giving pain makes me sick!

[So you come here seeking pain? Why not hammer blindfolded?]



Name: AJ

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Why am I a heartless bitch? hmmmpphhh...thats easy,

[You mean you're easy.]

instead of crying when my limp-dick eye-gouging head-giving boy toy took off with my sister I broke her heart by telling her he cheated on her with me

[He took off with her, and you fucked him anyway?]

and broke his ego when I exclaimed on his parents answering machine that if he took after his Dad in the willy department i felt extremely sympathetic for his mom

[Do you think that his mom doesn't know her son has the bug fucker? Even so, YOU are the one acting like he was something to lose. When an ex calls the house and plays the clown role, they know what time it is.]

and would offer my toys if she needed the release. If that is not heartless I don't know what is

[You're right.]

...other than that right now I have reversed the so-called typical guy role

[Guy, girl, it's all the NUT role, and it's not commendable that you choose to hurt people in some wacky equality stunt.]

and am playing with two gut-wrenching pour my heart i need you guys, they both know about each other and I don't care, recently I participated in Vaginafest,

[Yes, feed your vagina. What does it eat? It really doesn't matter after all those stunts you've pulled.]

I idolize Bettie Page and Babes in Toyland, and my Barbies have no heads

[Perfect match.]

...I'm sassy, stubborn, nasty, naughty, and I know how to make man become a boy.

[Think that they need a hand with that?]

One Liner:
I'm a suicidal barbie doll

[with no head.]

locked up for burning my dremahouse

[Close, DRAMAhouse]

down...did I mention Ken was sleeping inside?

[Ken ran off with G.I. Joe to tell the cops. How did you think that they found you?]



Name: Sheridan

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
i tell you how much im a heartless bitch . For startist my boyfriend plz he makes me sick. hes rude hes revolting and he's an asshole sometimes i think why am i going out with him.

[Yet you stay with him. How is this anything other than a woman who feels that anything is better than being manless and alone?]

One Liner:
i maybe a women but you men make me sick

[Don't worry. (???) She'll still date you.]



Email : draculabiscuts

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I, under no circumstances, censor myself. What's the fucking point?

[To avoid boring us. Because every thought doesn't deserve to be shared.]

That and what's the deal with woman being offended by the word cunt? Dur..don't say the "c-word". Pisses me off, cause that's what you have. A CUNT!

[Depends on where you are. You can't say "shit" just anywhere, and EVERYONE does that.]

Who can stand those people that cry for days,and don't know why,don't do anything about it. Get up and watch Clerks or Mallrats

[Kevin Smith will solve all my problems? Snootchie Bootchies! Bonnngg.]

or something. Fucking emo people. Can't believe that they named a style,whatever you wanna call it, after that shit.

[Emo style?]

That just tells me that there's too much whiny people in the world. GOD! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[Are you talking to them, us, or the voices?]

One Liner:
Dur...My name is (insert name) and my favorite color is clear. Fucking dolt.

[Fucking old-ass joke is what it is.]



Name: P atti

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I've been married 3 times and fixin to do it again. July 15th.Each one is better than the last!!!!!!

[Practice makes perfect. Are we invited?]

One Liner:
Fuck me..suck me...then leave me to hell alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Now I know why your marriages fail. I mean, the OTHER reason that they fail.]







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