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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of March 17, 2002
edited by



Email : imasheartlessastheycome

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
ummm...must i honestly list these "qualities" in some sort of ORDER for you to accept? cant i simply say "I ANSWERED YES TO EVERY BLEEDING QUESTION YOU STATED" and be done with it?

[Do you need a diagram to pee?]

must i go into the mass amounts of idiots i have to deal with daily...those people who judge me on the fact that i am *gasp* 30, female, single and HETEROSEXUAL BY CHOICE!.

[Oh, what a rough life YOU must have. Next, you'll be telling me that you're white.]

god i hope not, cuz if so, i'm not one of you people...but if i AM one of you people - then i dont need to say a damn thing - i think you already know my "feelings".

[Are they feelings or not? Don't assume that I simply *must* relate to you based on some pretty sketchy info (I don't). Learn to communicate-not mind meld.]

One Liner:
"most people suck ass"
and...if you must have 2...

[Doesn't the tag say ONE liner? Were you reading when I asked for it? Did you apply twice, based on the same idiotic reasoning?]

"tag lines are for morons"

[They DO help determine which are which when they apply.]



Name: jon

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
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One Liner:
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[Dlknosiducajekyl FUCK OFF jimjereeekack jif caje.]



Email : wainey

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I hate men.

[They hate you back.]

and the fact that all women are slags and should be shot in the head with a fucking great big saw-off shotgun

[The fact that you are still here shows me that you lack the strength of your convictions.]

then fucked up the arse.
THE END

[You want to kill them, THEN fuck 'em? That's like eatin' it, THEN cooking it. Sick bastard.]

One Liner:
All men Should be put in a room and gassed

[Have you ever BEEN in a room full of men? Believe me, there's gas.]



Name: Dasha

UserID : fuck

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't like useing nasty mnames and bad words, I just give all people that I don't like The Look.

[How do you define "bad words"? You've used "fuck" twice in this application.]

One Liner:
My name is Of. Fuck Of.

[You want your coochie fingered, not fucked.]



Name: Dasha

UserID : fuck

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I don't like useing nasty mnames and bad words, I just give all people that I don't like The Look.

One Liner:
My name is Of. Fuck Of.

[Look, it was stupid ONCE!]



Name: nixx

[I love this kind of application.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
My friend sent me a link to this site. I always thought her kind of hysterical, misguided, stupid, dillusional

[She lost her place when she started typing "D-I-L."]

self-image was a unique anomally.

[You're a great friend, you are.]

Now I find out that there's an entire GROUP of you gratuitously rude

[You're writing to me, and *I'm* gratuitously rude?]

and obnoxiously self-righteous phonies.

[Phonies? Phony is calling someone that you don't respect your friend.]

Wonderful. Dumb sluts like you make me wish there was an IQ standard on womanhood. You shouldn't be allowed to have a vagina and also be this blatantly idiotic.

[What do vaginas have to do with brains, anyway? Would it help you to know that there are several in here with penises?]

You people don't really take this seriously, do you?

[Your letter? Of course not. We're just here to help you masturbate.]

I mean, come on... Heartless Bitches International? HAHAHAHAHA. You sit behind a computer screen and create a website where cyberly-assertive [read: assertive only when anonymity creates an environment free from any real consequence]

[Spoken from the master. Remember, you are the one who mentioned your delusional friend. What's the matter? Can't you tell HER what you think of her?]

women can all come together and scratch each other's hairy backs about things they say they've said and done but of course HAVEN'T and never will. Yeah, it's easy to sit on your fat cottage cheese asses and TYPE STORIES about what it must be like to have a fucking spine.

[If that were true, it would beat fuck all out of writing stories about lovers you've never had.]

But here's an idea: try DOING it, ladies. If any one of you mealy mouthed soon-to-be Stepford Wives were even HALF as "bitchy" as you claim to be, you wouldn't be involved in such a contrived BULLSHIT operation.

[You forgot to call us lesbians.]

Get over yourselves, get a clue, get a brain, and get fucking real. You're not fooling anyone - except maybe yourselves.

[Don't you losers ever come up with anything original, or do you presume that you're the first with the balls to type this to us?]

One Liner:
Oh, I'm sorry - were you expecting me to tell you what you wanted to hear? Nah, I like the truth more.

[So do we. We like to base our truths on actual facts, however. Here, you've got a ball, and you're running with it, no matter what.]



Email : Crabbie2835

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE I LIVE MY LIFE FOR ME NOT THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL I SHOULD LIVE IT! YOU CROSS MY PATH U BEST BEWARE! I CAN NOT STAND A WHINER! I TELL U LIKE IT IS AND IF IT HURTS UR FEELS OH WELL, U NEED TO GET OVER IT

[Welcome to the Weak of the Week drinking game. Each time you read a cliché, bottoms up! This application is good for 4 shots. By the way, you can sort of sing this along to Papa Roach's "Last Resort."]

One Liner:
I put bitch stuff in the search area and come up with this site

[I'm glad to know how you got here, now I just want to know how to get you to leave.]



Name: Aimz

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Guys are Asses thats all they want ass they all need to shut up...If i really wanted their whiney ass comments i'd beat it out of them...and i'm TURED of being played!!!

[Ass + TURED = ONE track mind, and it's in the toilet.]

One Liner:
BItch on the lose

[Oh, that's a certainty.]

don't fuck with me i'll kick yer ass

[Until she gets TURED.]







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