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1999-2001
Weak of the Week
The best of the worst M ship Applications

For the Week of February 24, 2002
edited by



Email : Pimptress

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I always tend to be a little too honest, too outspoken or opinionated for most people.

More specifically,

[Here we go.]

I'm in college and my suitemate continously talked shit about me behind my back all week because the person scheduled to clean the bathroom the week before me, didn't clean. So she expects me to clean the bathroom mid week (during midterms). So I step out of my room and ask her what her problem is. She tells me its my week to clean the bathroom and its filthy, and she hopes I don't live like this at home. I tell her to shut the hell up because 1 last time I checked she wasn't paying my tuition and just because she had a bullshit major that afforded her the time to walk in and out of the bathroom 4 and 5 times a day to bitch about the cleanliness of it, wasn't my problem, 2 and if it bothered her so much she should spend that extra time cleaning the bathroom instead of bitching about it.

[Why would I care about your bathroom blues? Clean up behind yourself already, nasty.]

One Liner:
If you know i'm gonna be brutally honest with you don't ask a question and get pissed when you hear my answer.

[Here's honesty: live like a swine when you live alone.]



Name: Amanda

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I hate men, one time I bit my boyfriends dick when he complained I wasnt sucking hard enough,

[Hey, now, it's not like he impaled your face with his cock. How hard is it to give head anyway? Remember, it's suck not blow, no matter WHAT they call it.]

I hate girly movies, girly girls and cheerleaders etc.

[So do your lame-ass buddies. Big deal.]

One Liner:
Some Guy sucks Some Other Guy's dick.

[Jealous?]



Name : Whowantwhat

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
both men and women get mad when I tell them what's really on my mind with no holding back.

[This really isn't an aspect of your character to develop. We have enough people talking holes in our heads already.]

Cause I can tell my friends that they really don't look "okay" when they ask my opinion.

[Rudeness is not an especially unique quality.]

I don't walk on egg shells around anyone; men, women or otherwise. I hate women that bitch about how men treat them when they are the one's who the men should be complaining about. Who told men it was okay to grab our asses in the bar/club and then get surprised when I smack him.

[Would you rather he smack ya back?]

One Liner:
Loved by some,Hated By Many, Envied By Most, BuT Yet Sweated By Plenty..Don't worry girl its not your fault your man thinks i do it better!!!!

[Well, the things you do better are just the bad habits I've shed. And the AOL Profile.]

Member Name: 2 much info 4 ya
Location: HaRd HiTtEn rhyming location...LOL
Sex: Female
Marital Status: I KeEp My TaLeNtS 4 mY 1&OnLy
Hobbies: PuFfIn WhErE eVa WhEnEvA

[Like we couldn't tell that smoking was high (no pun intended) on your list of priorities.]

Computers: Is ThIs A ReAl QuEsTiOn??

[If that was an answer, then, yes, it was a question.]

Occupation: i NeVeR mIx BuIsNeSs WiT pLeAsUrE
Personal Quote: Y S#!T ON A TOILET WHEN U CAN S#!T ON A N!99a>>"I wIsH eVeRy BrEaTh I'd TaK wOuLd TaStE lIkE DrO>I'm UsUaLy Da LoUd 1 Da OnLy ByTc# oF dA bunch>StAnDiN iN dA mIdDle Of Da CrOwd PuFiN a BluNt" REMY

[There is so much that is wrong and unholy about this.]



Email : rubyphoenix

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Damn yo, i don't feel like writing a fuckin essay so i won't.

[Why waste the effort on a rejection, yo?]

One Liner:
Ok can i please have my card now. i tried to do this but..no i'm bored with essays.

[Essays? Whatchu talkin' bout? That was barely a sentence.]



Name: kelvin

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
Because I have driven at least two men (one was twice my age) to the abuse of alcohol and/or drugs, one to psychiatric treatment and the other to move out of province by simply refusing to allow myself to be abused.

[We're the inoculation for diseases like you.]

After the main conflict had died down, one threatened me with legal action while he was slandering me in industry (we are in similar fields). The other was telling people "He had to move, because he beat up (me) with a baseball bat."

[That's not really slandering you, that's hammering you.]

(which was creepy given that the peace bond had just been established and I hadn't seen him in weeks).

[Crazy things happen quite frequently around you.]

Yet the rare report I get from mutual associates is that they're afraid of ME?

[TAKE THE HINT!]

One Liner:
I have always considered the "wookie" (Star Wars) to be my totem animal...

[One of the ancient shaman rituals was "Dance of the Wookie." A little known fact is that "wookie" is the third most common tribal name because of this tradition. This just barely beat "Ee-wauk," which was a very common pet-name for children.]

not entirely heart-less, just very capable of ripping someones arms out of their sockets should they feel the need.

[Who needs to rip out arms? I want the ability to bung up mouths-or open minds.]







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