Email : bjqueen@fsmail.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
If we can put one man on the moon why cant we put them all there.

[Then how would you find work?]

Men should all piss off because there full of crap and dont need toilet roll cause ther perfect arseholes.

[Au contraire. Assholes and ass wipe go together like peanut butter and jelly. You can have them separately, but they are much more fun as a pair.]

Im th eone out of my mates that makes all the male jokes and rather than politely declining when a bloke makes a move move

[What's a move-move?]

on me i do a gentle karate chop 2 his windpipe

[What is a GENTLE karate chop to the windpipe?]

or stamp him on the shin and knees him in the face thats y im a bitch

[Because you have warrants?]

One Liner:
there aint really much to say apart from that all men should be sent to the moon as if someone doesnt do something soon im gonna gather them all up and shoot them!

[You'd never be able to afford that many bullets.]

and all welsh people should die!

[What did they ever do to you?]

Name: ewrwrewer

Email : werwer@sdfsdf.c

UserID : werwerwr

URL : www.ddd.d

[If you were do pronounce all of this aloud, you'd sound like the Hamster Dance song.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
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One Liner:
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[This is what it looks like when you fall asleep at the keyboard.]

Email : oh my ass@academicplanet.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
well....lol...first of all I know I'm a heartless bitch cuz I'm told all the time by my hubby's ex wife...and her kids...and I think my hubby would like to telll me that sometimes...but he knows better..

[He avoids talking to you, even to insult you.]

cuz he has to live with me! I won't take any crap from hubby's ex wife and I told here that I would make a special trip to CA to personally kick her ass...

[Well, I'll bet she's just quaking in her boots. Why are you so insecure about her, anyway?]

I think she's scared too....cuz she won't be alone with me! All because I won't let her move in with us...or in on my hubby! I won't let my kids or his run over me and if they don't like me...Oh, well...his can move back home with moma...since I'm not going to baby a 16yr. old!

[Because you went to school together?]

Hubby's ex is constantly telling me what goes on with "their" children is none of my business...so when she calls and asks me to do something for them..."sorry, these aren't my children...if you want it done...U do it"! And I'm heartless also, cuz I moved out of my hubby's house...and left him with ....one spoon, one fork, one plate, and one cup...HEY...I left him the bed....so, what if it was laying on the floor!!!!!!!!!! OH, yeah,,,,,and one towel!

[The really nasty part is that you came back.]

I was told I need to get a heart...but told them...I know....I'm not up for a heart transplant very soon; but as soon as I get one...I'll let ya know...thanks for caring!!! One boyfriend I had made me mad...and he had left his truck at my sisters (hiding it from his wife) and guess what...I needed money...and sold it. Hey what was he gonna do? File charges?? He was hiding from the law also...so he couldn't very well do anything...and he'd have to prove it first!

[You sold his car. Who signed over the title? This wouldn't be that difficult to prove. I'm not sure that it's wise to crawfish a felon, though. They figure "in for a penny, in for a pound."]

One Liner:
I'm not up for a heart transplant any time soon...but as soon as I am...I'll let ya know; thanks for caring!!!!!!!!

[Ask them to put you on the waiting list for a brain.]

Email : it's obvious@ijustdontcare.com

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
feel like a glow worm among worms. ISnt it sane to b disconnected and yet responsible!

One Liner:
HEY PAl! Did you just call me glow worm?

[I don't think you have to worry about anyone calling you at all.]

Email : kricketllll @excite.com

UserID : llll

URL : ll

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
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One Liner:
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[Submitted in barcode. She rang up $1.98.]

Email : kricketllll@excite.com

[AGAIN!]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
1. I won't take my 15 year old sister to her work that is only less then a mile out of my way.

[How can you be so stingy with a car that your parents gave you?]

2. I will not be the "bus" to my friends needs. Just because they don't have a lisence or a car doesn't mean I automatically become the "bus". I am not their day care center either.

[How old ARE you?]

3. I don't go to church. I will not be forced to go, sit around half asleep, and listen to the same sermons over and over again. Just because I don't go doesn't mean I don't believe. People who say that obviously need to go to church for some evil reason or another. I don't think that Heaven lets you in based on your attendence record.

[But you're not sure. With your record so far, you should go everyday and HOPE that will help you.]

4. I don't swear often I use my brain to make others feel crappy. I think that true heartless bitches can get their points across by sarcasm and other such tools of the trade.

[Your tool box is empty.]

Plus if you don't swear often when you do people know you're really mad.

[If you have a larger vocabulary and sharper communication skills, you wouldn't need to rely on vulgarity to make your point. When I use vulgarity, it is deliberately chosen, not used as an emotional backdrop.]

5. I don't "cave in" just because I think it will end a confrentation faster. If anything I drag it out and make the other person hurt as much as I can without physically touching them.

[That's just because you can't get your way.]

One Liner:
If because I'm a woman and have an opinion I have PMS.

[If your idea of an opinion is to make the other person hurt as much as you can without touching them, you have a bigger problem than PMS.]

Then likewise if you're a man and you're breathing you must be horney.

[This is a bad thing?]

Email : blah@webasedemail.com

[The objection is to FREE web-based email, which doesn't include WebTV.]

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
I had to stop a minute and comment on the fact that, this is a very fascist, elitist little club.

[Why? Gun to your head? Voices IN your head?]

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